ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴅᴏᴛꜱᴏɴ
📍: ᴀᴛʟᴀɴᴛᴀ, ɢᴀ
They opened the patio door, I stood in the doorframe as they stood around me.
I shook it up, popping the cork as the champagne bust everywhere as I shook it up.
"YEAHHHHHHH" they all said, I smiled pouring champagne in their glasses.
We walked back inside.
"Okay y'all come on, first game. I really shoulda made yall do this before yall came in but ima record and go around. Y'all gon tell us what yall think the baby is" my mama said.
They all said okay. Carrying on with their conversations.
I sat down, relaxing my feet.
"Mama u first, get yo ass back up" my mama told me as I smacked my lips. "Come on nudy, u going with her"
He got up, walking over standing next to me as he pulled me close to him putting his hand around my waist.
I rolled my eyes, looking at my mama as she smiled.
"Smile before I whoop u" my mama said, holding the phone up. "Go"
"Hello, I'm your mother and I think you're a girl" I said, fake smiling.
"I'm pops, and I think you're a girl" he said, she stopped recording.
She walked over to my siblings, I tried to walk away but he had a grip on my dress.
"Bro let me go" I told him.
"Why u acting like that?" He asked, looking down at me.
"Like what?"
"Nun, never mind" he said, nodding as he let me go walking back over to his homies.
I walked back to my chair, scrolling thru my insta.
"ITS SEXYY" I heard, looking up seeing Sexyy red walking in as I smiled. "There go my baby mama"
"Heyyyyyyyyyy" I said, getting up as we hugged.
"Hey pretty girl, look at this belly" she said, rubbing my belly.
"Pause" I said, looking at her belly. "Okay cuz look at yours"
"Girl, I done got knocked up too" she said, we laughed.
I sat back down, rubbing my belly.
She walked over greeting everybody.
I need a drank real bad.
My mama still recording everybody.
"Okay let's speed this bitch up, while ma ass record everybody. Next game is Measurement. We gon hand out some strings, yall gon cut it to the side yall think she is. Whoever get the measurement right, gets giftsssss." lyric said, talking into the mic.
The servers, went around handing out strings.
Make Up to Break Up started playing, I looked over at Latto smiling.
"Awlllll shit" My sisters said, passing me the mic.
They so messsyyyyy.
"AINT NO WHAT BESTIE??" Latto asked, hyping me up.
"Ain't no breaking up, bitch we take breaks
Hoes be waiting on the side to get in the game
I'll kick that bitch to the curb in a minute
Give him to you ho, take him back, I ain't finished
Just like that, now that nigga don't know ya
Thought you did something, well, bitch, lemme show ya
That's my nigga even on mad day"
I looked over at nudy, sticking my middle finger up, pointing at him.
"Fuck that nigga, but he still my bae"
"AHHH" they said, I laughed.
"Y'all is messsyyyy" I said, smiling. "Ight change it before this turn into Magic City. My bad Family members"
"Yeah, yall might have to exit in a minute" Lani told all them. "Warning for yall eyes, ass will be thrown"
"Where da strippers? Fuck allat" Justice asked, rubbing my belly.
"Wait kids still in here" Livi said.
"Oh shit, I forgot about all the kids. My bad" justice said, we laughed.
"Okay y'all can come up and check the measurements now" Lyric told them.
Everybody got in a line, Nudy came and stood on the side of me as they came to check measurements.
"Work work work work work" I sung, as they went. "Y'all must think I'm big or some? Cut them damn strings"
They laughed.
I started belly rolling.
"Girl be still" True said, popping me.
"I'm tired of yall popping me" I said, popping her back.
The rest of the family members came ups nd measured. Nobody right.
Dad came up with Step, he wrapped the string around my belly putting it together.
I looked at him.
"Dad, you must think I'm a big bitch. You knew damn well that shit wasn't gon be right, that's too damn much"
He laughed. "I thought-"
"Nawl, get out my face. We not cool right now" I told him as Step measured hers and she was almost there. "See she knew not to try me like that, hers was almost there. Dad I feel like u tried to play me"
"I feel like I should be able to go" Nudy said.
"Gon head give it a try" True told him, he stood in front of me as I looked up at him.
He measured his and got it right.
"Mane that ain't fair, he the baby daddy" one of my cousins said, we laughed.
"Stop hating, u got it wrong. Take your L" Nudy said, holding up the L.
Nudy moved over, his gang walked up.
"Okay I'm done wheewww" mama said, walking back over to us. Watching.
"Move yall ass out the way. Lemme measure my god baby" Drill told them, putting the string around my belly. "LOOK ITS ONNER"
We looked down at the string being right.
"AHHH MY BESTIE GOT ITTT" I said, hugging him.
"Yeah. Bestie ion see why they playing u like you a big bitch. You big but yeen that big" he said as they laughed, I mugged him.
"See you fucked it up, get out my face" I told him, True gave him a gift bag. "NEXT"
"See this really my god baby, but I let this black bitch go to feel good about his self" Savage said, drill flicked him off as he measured my belly.
We looked at it.
"Nope, bit u was almost there" Lani said, eating a muffin.
I looked back at her, "get me one"
She handed me a blueberry muffin as I bit into it, waiting for the next person to walk up.
"Awwllll lord, if he get this right all yall ass" I said, looking at Harold walking up.
"Ahh shut da fuck up" he said, measuring my belly.
"awllll shit" Lyric said as he got it right.
True handed him the gift bag.
"Peanut Headass nigga" I said, he bucked at me. "Run up"
"You got it"
"Mhmm"
IDGAF came on, I ate my muffin and started singing.
The rest came and measured, nun of them was right.
"Got a girl at home, but you callin' me
You know I'm taken, baby, I don't creep
Won't even pick up 'cause you should know better
Than to think that we could be together
Fuckin' right
You know I got a man and he fucks me right
No reason to complain, hope we fuck tonight
And even if we can't, still won't make you mine
You wastin' my time"
Dee walked up last.
Awwlll fuck.
"But you know I got a mannnnnnn" I sung, walking for him to measure.
He came up, measuring my belly and got it right.
Lani grabbed my hand as we looked down.
"Dee got it rightttt" True said, handing him the bag.
"I'm always right" He said.
"Boy shutcho nappy neck ass up" Lyric told him, he flicked her off.
"My turnnnnnnn" Jade said, walking up as she rubbed my belly. "This better be accurate"
She measured my belly, we all looked.
"She got ittttt" Lyric said, true handed her the gift bag.
"I KNEW IT" she said, smilin. "Gimme my money yupppp".
She collected her money from the members. These niggas placing bets and shit.
Lord have mercy.