Warning
Expect violence death self harm and etc etc
Like normal.
This is a rezero fic afterall.
Enjoy
Narrator POV.
Subaru looked at his trembling hands...
'Why...' He said to himself...
Saber sitting on the side of the bed, looking at Subaru's breakdown...
Rem and Ram at the end of the bed, looking at the Guests being weird...
Subaru looked at Ram... Eyes that were looking at a stranger...
Looked At Rem... She didn't look to have any sort of familiarity with Subaru...
Saber seemed bored... Probably thinking something along the lines of... "Bloke, calm down, breakfast will be served soon."
'Why... Why did I go back...' Subaru seemed to deny the fact he died... Again.
"Sir Sir, You don't seem to be feeling well." Said Rem.
"Sir, Sir, You seem to have a stomachache." Said Ram...
This tone of... Indifference was something Subaru couldn't handle...
"You didn't soil yourself, did you?" Said Ram
"Pfft-" Arthur held her laugh. Subaru was having an emotional breakdown... This wasn't the time to laugh... Though he did look as if he soiled himself.
"You... Don't Remember... Me?" Said Subaru to Rem and Ram...
"So... Its like none of it ever happened?..." Subaru started to tremble... tears threatening to spill from his brown eyes...
"Subaru, the memory always lives on in your heart." Said Arthur..
Having watched the anime, It was hard to know what to do without threatening for Subaru to never get character development and spiral down one of the If routes...
Yet Subaru didn't want to be the only one to know what he lived...
The memory lived on, but Subaru wanted... Even his promise with Emilia...
Subaru stood up...
"Sir, You shouldn't try to move so suddenly." Said Rem...
Subaru walked to the door... Opened it...
And Ran.
Saber decided to chase after Subaru. The speed of Saber was able to quickly reach his side.
The maids followed after... Yet
Subaru's mind was foggy... Sadness and tears filling him.
"WHY?! What happened, Damn it!.. EVERYTHING... It reset again..." Yelled Subaru...
Saber heard this... And though of the possibility of maybe Subaru being able to tell saber about Rbd?
"My... My promise with Emilia..." Subaru didn't want to be treated like a stranger... Not again...
"Subaru." Called out Saber... "Holding" Subaru's hand with enough pressure that he almost faceplanted.
"Saber... Just let me-" Subaru found himself unable to escape Saber's grip...
"Subaru, racing away from your troubles will do no good for youuUUHGHG?!" Saber was about to start a motivational speech.
But Subaru was able to carry Saber like a sac of potatoes.
'This is humiliating.' Thought Saber as Subaru turned to one of the rooms and opened the door...
Saber inmediately noticed the similar shift in the Environment...
This was Beatrice's Library.
Subaru sat down on the floor, as Saber was left to wonder the library...
Maybe asking Beatrice questions about stuff would be a good idea?... But getting blasted away was a risk...
Saber cautiously walked...
"You two invade Betty's space again, How rude, I suppose... And your pathetic contractor can't even stop himself from crying, in fact!" Said Beatrice looking at Subaru.
Saber realized that Beatrice's high pitch was... Cute... And the drills where... Where being begged to be touched.
"Sorry.. Just let... Let me be here for a bit." Said Subaru holding his tears, huddled in a corner...
"How can you even break through my door crossing?... *Sigh*... Do you have anything to say to Betty?" Asked Beatrice looking at Saber...
"Does eating convert into mana?" Asked Saber... Who felt that she could eat at least 3 sharks.
"Hm? A merely insignificant amount... But it does, I suppose." Said Beatrice...
"Do you know anything about... Nothing." Said Saber... Wanting to ask the oldest person in the room about Morgan, or the one who claimed to be Morgan... If what she said is true, then maybe Beatrice would know about it...
Yet how explain that someone transports your soul to a place when Subaru is low enough on mana...
"Although I want to ask something myself, In fact." Said Beatrice as she was curious...
"Yes?" Said Saber...
"How does your contract work? I have not seen... That type of mark in a contractor's hand... And you are... A rather stupid spirit... What kind of spirit does not know how to use magic?" Said Beatrice as this was a first time. Hearing about the fight and remembering that Saber only used swords.
"Would you teach me?" Asked Saber...
"Eh?! As if I would do something like that to..." Beatrice was about to completely and utterly deny and kick them out...
But a weird thought came to her mind...
' Could.....That Person?..' Beatrice thought about it... A spirit that would be taught by her and replace her... Could these people be that person?... Beatrice stared deeply at her book... Hoping for the empty pages to be filled with orders...
"Beatrice?" Said Subaru recovering, seeing the nervous Saber..
"Addressing me with no title?" Said Beatrice... Subaru seemed to be far far far more incoherent than any, and Beatrice was the one who healed Subaru...
"You said I broke though your door crossing last time and now, right?..." Said Subaru.
"Yes, I had told you about it four hours ago, for being so insensitive to betty, I suppose." Said Beatrice.
Subaru stood up and went to Saber's side... Patting her head.
"so this is the second time I woke up in the mansion.." muttered Subaru, since that had happened 4 days ago in his point of view..
Subaru Ruffled Saber's hair and went to lean on a bookshelf.
"Then... You also remember me?" Asked Subaru, since he was glad that atleast he didn't break the few non existent bonds he had with Beatrice... Although Saber being there was always a nice constant.
"If I could, I would rather erase you from my memory, In fact." Said Beatrice...
"Then... How did I die... Now I awake next to 3 angelic girls... Thats a plus at least, the appa man had no chill... Everything was normal when I fell asleep... I didn't get into any situations where I would be in danger of dying... " Muttered Subaru...
"I wondered what you are muttering about, and now you talk of this living and dying... How boring Human conversations are, I suppose." Said Beatrice bored... She decided to close her book.
"In the end, you will only come up with lies and abusive speech, In fact. What a useless human." Said Beatrice...
"You... You are rather conforting. Your never changing attitude calms me down" Said Subaru... Having someone he can't threaten that will verbally abuse him and calm this masochist down was great.
"And it seems you are an ultimate pervert... only one would be calmed by verbal abused." Said Beatrice....
"Thank you... You were a big help." Said Subaru...
He turned to wards the door and opened it... He was ready to face things head on...
"You're leaving, I suppose?" Said Beatrice surprised...
"Yeah... Ill wait until afterward to get depressed, I need to check something." Said Subaru as it was necessary to check that Emilia was still as beautiful.
And so... Subaru walked out of the door...
Saber was concentrated on recalling the memories about season 2 of REzero... Specifically the part about the empty gospel that Beatrice carries.
"It seems your contractor left you behind." Said Beatrice...
"Subaru... Is rather special." Said Saber.
"I can't help but pity you, I suppose. Such an insolent person... I can't imagine myself being contracted to such human." Said Beatrice...
"Hmm.. Beatrice-Sama, I Desire to ask something." Said Arthur...
"There is no need for a tittle, in fact. Betty is humble." Said Beatrice.
"What should be my purpose?" Asked Arthur...
Life was extremely confusing.
Was the only reason to be brought to this world like this... To serve Subaru?
"Well... Is it not obvious you need to fulfil your contract, In fact?" Said Beatrice...
"And... Beyond that?" Asked Saber... The idea of Subaru using the 3 command seals and the bond between them breaking would mean freedom...
Yet what to do with this knowledge?
What exactly was the contract?
"Betty must go see Bubby... You may keep me company, If you wish... I suppose." Said Beatrice... She didn't want to think... She didn't want to know about what would be beyond her contract... As anything beyond keeping the library was merely a fantasy without THAT person...
Beatrice somehow had hope of one of the two being THAT person... The spirit had the highest chance of replacing her... After all, the human was useless...
And so, Beatrice and Saber walked side to side...
As they left the library...
...
Subaru headed outside to find Emilia out in the sun...
The sun blinded him a little...
But as soon as he saw Emilia, he couldn't help but realize that the sun was blinded by her.
''I knew it. You are absolutely shining.' Thought Subaru seeing Emilia running towards him.
"Subaru! Are you all right? I was so worried about you... Rem and Ram went into a frenzy to find you! Saying you disappeared after you woke up! They are searching for Saber who disappeared searching for you!" Said Emilia half scolding Subaru, yet worried.
"Erm... Sorry about that, we got held up by Beatrice... uh... She is still with Beatrice... Uhm... She's tough, She will be all right..." Said Subaru realizing he abandoned Saber.
"Well... I heard Beatrice played a trick on you as soon as you woke up too... I think she doesn't really like you... But she is kind! I know it." Said Emilia...
Subaru stared at Emilia... Simping at her kindness and beauty...
"Eh? What is it?..." Said Emilia realizing Subaru still stared.
"What is it? Is there something in my face?" Said A worried Emilia touching her face...
"Yeah, Your adorable eyes, ears, nose, and mouth... " Said Subaru...
"W-well I mean... I'm glad you are safe." Said Subaru.... He was embarrassed he somehow said it.
"Well, You protected me after all... With Saber... Do you really think leaving her with Beatrice was... fine?" Said Emilia, remembering how hard Saber fought...
Yet Subaru couldn't help but feel guilty... Remembering the time saber fought until the last breath...
"Yeah... Im sure she is fine, she is probably talking bad things about me, Beatrice surely is a bad influence... " Said Subaru...
Yeah... Saber would totally be fine.
"Well... What about you? How are you feeling?" Said Emilia focusing to look at Subaru... He looked scary as always.
"Im feeling great! I lack blood, All of my mana was stolen and is being drained slowly, the shock of waking up sapped my strength, I feel like my mind got beaten to death with a bat, and I was verbally and emotionally abused... But I'm good!" Said Subaru.
"I see... That's g- Eh!? Doesn't that mean that everything hurts?" Said Emilia worried and came closer to Subaru...
"Hi, Subaru... Great Morning, Innit?" Said Puck crawling out of Emilia's hair...
"I can't thank you enough for yesterday... I have to thank you somehow." Said the sleepy puck...
"Hummm... Then! Let me pet your fur whenever I want!" Said Subaru as he grabbed puck and started rubbing his small 3 inch body against Subaru's face...
"That's all?..." Said Emilia... Subaru had no ambition at all! What a dunderhead...
"Well! Lets go! Our time is limited, and our world is grand! We must rescue Saber from Beako, the fearsome spirit! And our adventure with Emilia-Tan has just begun!" Said Subaru placing Puck in his head...
"Hmm? I can call Beatrice over to have breakfast with us... Don't worry Subaru, Betty wont do anything to anyone... She is as harmless as a butterfly!" Said puck...
"Eh? More like harmless as a snake... Well, lets go! Emilia-Tan!" Said Subaru remembering how he was always yeeted out of the library by Beatrice.
"Wait, what did you just say? Where did the "Tan" come from?" Asked Emilia...
They Entered the mansion.
...
Everything went as normal...
Saber eating 79 Borgars, indirectly asking marriage at Rem, yet this time, entered the hall with Beatrice and sat next to her.
Subaru didn't make a fool out of himself this time.
Ram and everything was the same....
Subaru had conviction to do anything to get the date with Emilia! He was charmed by her! And would never let her go!
He would do anything to get past the night!
...
"Jusst naame youur Deeesiree!" Said Rosswal to Subaru and Saber...
"In that case, I have but one request." Said Subaru...
"Hire us to work in this mansion!" Said Subaru...
*COUGH COUGH COUHGH* *Gulp*
Saber almost choked on the burger, like normal.. Having a face of... Blimey! Speak for yourself mate! Cut the hogwash!
"Hic." Ram got hiccups from the unexpectedness.
...
Subaru knew that if there was an assassin on the 4th night , Saber could maybe deal with it, So Saber retaining the same position of being a knight would be cool! Emilia would be safe and Subaru could call for help so he doesn't die...
Saber was assigned as a maid in this loop... (Just imagine its the rezero maid uniform. This is the closest I could get)
'Its a kilt, its a kilt, just a kilt, just a kilt- HELL! I'm not even Scottish!... BLIMEY! SUBARU! YOU COCKED UP!' Arthur wasn't happy... Subaru could feel goosebumps.
"Luckily... Saber was Nee-Sama's size, I will alter a uniform for Subaru-Kun." Said Rem looking at Subaru.. Who had strangely already known the path to the exact room, and had already known what uniform would be needed to be altered for him.
"hmn! Take my measurements! A man can withstand all kinds of awkwardness!" Said Subaru... While ignoring the lazer Eyes Saber was sending at him
"We'll measure you later." Said Ram...
"Huh?" Subaru was confused... Everything was being different this time!
"Follow me, Barusu." Said Ram.
"Are you going to show me around?" Asked Subaru...
"That can wait, as well. You will help me with my work first, Saber will help Rem."
"Yes Sister." Said Rem.
Saber simply followed...
The previous dress was more modest and longer...
But this maid uniform was enough for people to awaken kinks seeing it!
Arthur was upset rn.
"Hey! Wait!" Subaru ran after them...
...
Subaru's day was like the first, cleaning, cutting, swiping, seeing ram slack, getting kicked out by Beatrice seeing odd moments...
Not seeing Emilia...
And today ended with a bath!
Subaru had been given a gigantic bath that looked like a pool to himself! It was great! His hard work paid off!
Yet... Retracing the same path? What sort of bullshit caused everything to change? And now it would be hard for Saber to have enough Mana to manifest at a dangerous night... Although Subaru guessed he could use the command spells to force Saber to manifest or something...
"Its like when you make a cheat sheeet, and all of the questions are different... a waste of effort... " Subaru smelled something strange...
The mist of the hot water was a disinctive smell...
Yet Subaru turned to his right... the smell of... Human male...
"Hi, there! May I join--" It was the tall Rosswaal Mathers, surprisingly muscular and naked, Subaru could see his magnum dong...
"No you may not!" Said Subaru... he got caught by surprise... Since when was the guy hearing his rants?!
"This facility is part of my mansion. so it is my property." Said Rosswaal wiggling his lower body around...
"Ill do with it, as I please."
"Why bother asking, then? Take a bath if you want." Said Subaru looking at Rosswaal... And at rosswaal Jr.
"My! how harsh.." Said Rosswaal...
"But it seems you don't understand... This facility is my property... But as part of my staff, are you not my property, as well?" Asked Rosswal creating a scene the author could fit into the bl image folder.
Rosswaal had cupped Subaru's face with his hand...
*Chomp*
Subaru bit into Rosswaal's hand...
"My! No hesitation at all..."
"This is turning out differed than what Id expected too!" Said Subaru as Rosswaal's skin was so hard... he would run out of energy if he would try to bite him more.
...
"I don't know whats bothering you... But life's full of things that dont go your way... By the way, do you think you will be able to get along with Ram and Rem?... I'm Sure Saber got along with Rem... Surprisingly efficient when it came to cleaning!... Although you lack this trait..."
"Sheesh, you wait and see... But I haven't spoken to Rem much Yet... though I do get fine along with Ram.. In fact, too friendly.. I really can't believe she can work as a maid that way." Said Subaru, remembering how Ram calls him useless and Barusu. And slacks to push the work on to Subaru.
"Well, Rem covers for what Ram Can't... They are sisters that help eachother, in that sense, I think the two of them get along quite well... But we can apply the same to you and Saber, even if your relation is a Master and Servant one, Saber covers for all that you slack in... I hope you can get by well in this place." Said Rosswaal...
Rem and Saber where serious and dedicated.
Ram and Subaru where ... Relaxed and obnoxious. Yet favored.
Similiarities.
"Well, We have to admit Rem is just the superior version of Ram... All Rem does is cover for her! And at the end of the day, Ram is better because shes older, thats crap... At least Saber does more than that, and I am not completely useless... And Ram has so much nerve..." Subaru said.
"Hmm... Speaking of nerve, yours is quite impressive." Said Rosswaal.
"Huh... Well, I wanna head out..." Said Subaru...
He got out, bid farewell to Ross-Chi.
"Damn... I'm dizzy from that Bath... Stupid rosswaal..." Said Subaru as he oppened the doors.
"WOAOAOHOHO!?" Subaru was shocked, seeing Ram outside... He was naked.
"Cover up that sorry thing." Said Ram.
"W-Why ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!!?" Subaru was embarrased, and covered his schoolong.
"I was only waiting here to help Roswaal Sama put on fresh clothes." Said Ram as she had... A weird black and yellow underwear for rosswaal, and towels.
"I'm sorry to tell you that I've finished my bath, So I won't be changing. Your perverted mind wont be able to peek on us..." Said Ram... They had recently bathed... Ram, Rem and Saber... And even Emilia came into the bath.
"I-I wasn't thinking about that! Also, You spoil him too much! Let him dress himself!" Said Subaru.
"I will not condone disrespect at Rosswaal Sama! Next time I will use force..."
"Sheesh... Anymore and i'll just poke a hornet's nest..."
Now that the author looks at Subaru's naked figure... It aint that bad-
*Bonk*
The author was bonked.
Anyways.
"By the way, do you plan to do anything after this?" Asked Ram...
"W-well no..." Said Subaru...
"Then please wait in your room, I'll come by later." Said Ram as Subaru's mind flared to places...
"Huh?"
...
Earlier.
"Good Job... I was not expecting you to keep up with my workload." Said Rem at the tired Saber...
"I have experience." Thought Saber, as Arthur had worked in many small things through the years... Life wasn't exactly easy...
Although the high amount of Agility and Endurance Saber had, helped a lot...
Saber could be said to be a master at working with anything that had sharpness... Or a handle.
Except things that require delicate care... Rem was able to deal with it.
"Hmn... We need to meet up with Nee-Sama to clean ourselves, the bathing room's drain must be used regularly to ensure it's function, then we must ensure we leave it clean." Said Rem...
"Mhm.. E-excuse me, say again?"
...
Saber was practicing the technique of removing your eyesight to not go to hell.
Beyond the eyelids, there was a rem and ram showering...
And Saber's own body was too... Too much for Arthur's mind to not feel like anything would be a direct path to hell...
"Saber? It seems your face is completely red... Is your form perhaps delicate to heat?" Asked Rem... Who knew exactly what was happening.
"Perhaps it is, I may request your assistance for this shower as my mind cannot coordinate with my body in such heat." Said Saber who had become a stone...
"Rem, help her." Said Ram... Rem wondered why ram was Smirking...
"Perhaps it would be the best for me to hurry up instead and leave-"
*CrrrreeeEEAAAaaKK*
The door opened...
"Emilia-Sama." Said Rem and Ram in coordination..
"Huh? Rem? Ram?... I didn't know this bath was occupied... I am sorry, I will come later-" Emilia was there... She knew Rem and Ram sill had reservations of being a bit distant to a Half elf...
"No need, Emilia-Sama, If you please, the bath is available for you to use, there is enough space."
"Hmn, Emilia Sama, if you require assistance, I can help you."
Saber still had closed eyes...
'I am not a pervert, I am not a pervert... I will bathe myself without Rem... BLOODY HELL! WHYY MUST FATE PLAY THIS SICK JOKE?!' Arthur had the dilema of breaking morals, or looking like an idiot...
"Hmm? Saber? Are you fine... You look like you have a fever..." Said Emilia... She entered the water and approached Saber...
Her hand was cold, due to using ice magic to cool Down Saber's face...
Saber opened her Eyes, and focused on Emilia's amethyst Eyes...
It could be the bond between master and servant... Or being part of Rem Supremacy Believers...
But Emilia's face calmed Saber down.
"It seems you have been healed by Emilia-Sama's grace, Rem, There is no need to help Saber anymore." Said Ram...
"Yes Nee-Sama." Said Rem... She couldn't believe how kind ram was.
"I will take my leave, I thank you, Emilia-Sama, for your assistance." Said Saber...
then turned to the right... Seeing rem...
*Splash*
Saber fainted. And woke up in the domain of Morgan... Who was ready to tease and make fun of till eternity.
...
Subaru was in his room waiting for Ram...
"Why would ram.. no! My heart belongs to Emilia-tan... ugh... One Emilia-Tan..." Subaru Started to meditate.
"Two Emilia-Tans..."
"Three Emilia-Tans..."
"AM I IN HEAVEN-" 3 Emilia's was subaru's standard for heaven.
"You're too noisy, Barusu. Its nighttime, be quiet." Said Ram going further into Subaru's room.
"EEP!"
"Come over here, Barusu."
"Wait! My heart's already set on someone! And her name is EMilia-TAn!" SUbaru was freaking out, and he was huddled in the corner... His body belonged to Emilia! Not ram!
"What are you talking about?" Said Ram softly...
"I'm telling you to sit over here so I can teach you to read and write." Said Ram with a book and quill in hand.
"Thats news to me!" Subaru thought he was going to surrender his body to Ram...
...
"Where's this coming from, though?" Said Subaru in confusion...
"I could tell by watching you that you can't read or write, if you can't, I can't send you shopping and you can't write down orders... We'll start with this collection of children stories, starting tonight, I'll help your study every evening." Said Ram with a book in her hand... One with a dragon in the cover.
"Why are you so nice to me?"
"Why else? It is so that I can get off easy." Said Ram.
"You're never out of character!? Are you?" Said Subaru...
"Well, isn't it obvious? the more you can do, the less I have to do... And with Saber, Rem has less to do, and with less for her to do, its less for me to do..." Said Ram.
"That leaves us with piles of work! though!"
"She can handle it... You on the other hand..."
"Is saber really that good?!... Why didn't I get her powers or something..."
"She is far better than you, like comparing a corpse with a soldier."
"T-THATS TOO FAR!?"
"It isn't."
"Shit... You are kinda right... But i'm still hurt!"
...
...
...
Subaru was taught the 3 types of gliphs...
Although he was writing notes in Japanese that ram disregarded as doodles...
Ram was being praised for her honesty.
Ram was sleepy...
And ram fell asleep while Subaru was talking.
Great first day!
...
Meanwhile in somewhere.
A small morgan dressed like normal...
And a saber who was embracing the softness of a hoodie and joggers.
"Just imagine it is a Kilt, it isn't that difficult-"
"Morgan, We aren't even Scottish." Said Saber as they where staring at the clouds, lying on the snow in an endless field... Arguing over Arthur's dilema.
"I think Father was from Scotland.." Said Morgan...
"Father... Do you ever think of him?" Asked Arthur...
"If you dwell too much on the past, you can never get over the present...And you do know that he passed away when I was merely three years old? I only remember his funeral." Said Morgan...
"I remember he would tell me to man up when I cried or when things would be harsh for my family.. That I would be the man of the house-"
"What a man you have become, a wonderful one, Innit?." Said Morgan in a mocking tone.
"... Do you want to build a snowman?" Said Arthur... Couldn't argue right now with Morgan's cheeky sarcasm.
"Do you want to learn how to bathe with your eyes closed? Or practice how to bathe?"
"..."
"I bet I can do it better than you-"
"Tosh, bring it on."
Arthur's sense of pride as the older sibling would make her unable to refuse a challenge or be worse at something than morgan...
...
The next day.
"hey hey! Cute girls have a duty to dress up to please others!" Said Subaru to Rem...
Saber had walked in to something strange... Again.
"My sister is one thing, but no one would be happy to see me dress up." Said Rem.
"Well, I would." Said Subaru...
"I think you are fairly pretty, Rem... I could dare and say you are the most fitt bird my eyes have witnessed." Said Saber... Again, unfortunately having to wear the maid uniform...
"Mhm! What, what does that even mean?" Asked Subaru...
"It seems like the both of you have troubles with me looking like Nee-sama..." Said Rem starting to walk away.
"It is not the appearance, but the scent of this rose that smells sweeter than any." Said Arthur...
"And yet Nee-sama is the sweetest of them all." Said Rem...
Rem walked away as they had to go prepare breakfast...
"You love Ram way too much." said Subaru...
"It is only natural to love such a wonderful Sister."
....
"GAUH!" Subaru's finger encountered a knife...
"You don't know how to handle a knife, Barusu." Said Ram as she was peeling potatoes...
Subaru was peeling appa...
Yet saber was peeling about 1 apple per seccond. Holding back from eating it...
Rem was mixing the stew.
Yet she was staring at Subaru...
"It's embarrasing when you stare at me so intently.." Said Subaru...
he had only peeled two apples in this whole 20 minutes.
And they had to cook extra food because of... A certain blonde haired person.
"Your unsightly appearance stands out. Specially your hair, its every unrefined." Said Ram.
"I thought I did a good job of cutting it myself though..."
....
They where... taking care of the garden.
Ram and Subaru somehow ended up making the bushes look horrible. Trees look abandoned.
Yet Saber was able to somehow carve the trees into a Large sword in a stone, a small tower, a carriage...
Rem was able to shape a horse, a swan, a man and a woman... Make a pine into another type of tree...
Yet rem still looked at Subaru with... an odd look.
"Rem, If you like, you can tidy up Barusu's hair a bit." Said Ram to Rem...
Saber was mowing the lawn.
"H-hey hey?! Having a girl mess with my hair will get me all worked up--"
"You keep looking at Barusu because his hair bothers you, right?" Said Ram... Rather sinisterly.
"Yes... Thats correct." Said Rem with a small smile.
"I think... combing it out and evening out the ends would make him look more presentable..."
"You heard her, Trust Rem. her hands will take you to heaven."
"H-hey! Why did that sound so dirty?!" Said Subaru...
"But if you don't want to, just tell us, Rem... Not that I want to be picked on but..."
"No, I don't think that at all." Said Rem...
"the truth is... It did bother me a little... very much, a little... Extremely, a little.."
"Well, at any rate that did get the point across if it bothers you."
said Subaru...
They continued cleaning, talking, correcting the mistakes of Ram and Subaru...
Beatrice was looking at the window...
Maybe inviting Saber to clean the library later wouldn't be a bad idea...
But first! She would eat cookies that Subaru stole for her as a bribe with puck!
...
Subaru received later a visit from rem...
He was cleaning the bathroom.
Rem simply apologized for criticizing his appearance... Subaru and Saber had saved Emilia, so their rank should be superior...
Subaru would accept her apology and forget what she said on one condition...
"My condition is! combing it out and evening out the ends!" Said Subaru in his Subaru pose.
"Hm... It is just as Emilia Sama said yesterday... You have no ambition, its weird." Said Rem remembering a conversation after Saber had fainted and dematerialized.
"Well, you know, my heart is reserved for Emilia-Tan..." Said Subaru.
"My sister said your eyes take an obscene look when you look at her." Said Rem...
"To be honest, I was prepared for your condition to be... That."
"Shes killing my reputation!"
"Well... I accept your condition." said Rem.
"Okay... If you can do it after I keep my promise to Emilia-Tan, that'd be great.." Said Subaru... as he liked his hair right now, and didn't want to change it before his date.
"Promise?..."
"Ah, I haven't made that yet... And what does Saibaa-Chan speak of me?" Said Subaru...
"Hmm... She just insists you are special."
"Oi?! isn't that saying im retarded?!" said Subaru...
"I do not think she intended that... she also said you have a tragic past..." Said Rem...
Saber intended for rem to maybe try and pity subaru, so she doesn't kill him because he stinks.
"Huh... How can she know... Well... You can say... Well, huh... yeah, I'm special." Said Subaru... he had to admit he was an idiot...
He became a neet and abandoned his family and school...
"Hmm... Subaru-Kun."
"yes?"
"I think your nose looks cute."
...
Subaru scoped out his destination!
The village... He would search for the best part of it! The very best! And bring Emilia there!...
Although a dog just bit him.
"Subaru-Kun... So this is where you were." Said Rem as she had two bags in her arms...
Subaru was surrounded by children...
"Are you all right?" Asked Rem... She saw Subaru's bleeding hand from the dog...
"Im fine, just fine... All done shopping?... Wait, where did Saber go?" Said Subaru ... Saber should have been with rem?.. they came here for food and condiments...
"Ah, everything went fine... But Saber said that she would be best to go alone... Although it was a bit of a heavy load." Said Rem remembering the giant crate Saber was carrying Atlas style...
Saber had to atone for the sins of overeating...
"Huh? I'm sure she's strong... Well! Lets go catch up!" Said Subaru grabbing the bags from rem, and walking fast, waving goodbye to the kids...
Rem realized something...
"You are quite popular with them." Said Rem..
"Kids seem to know im boss..." Said Subaru...
"Hm, If someone looks scary, they will respect them... Its a animal-like hierarchy, so they belittle you." Said Rem...
"Those brats..."
"Did you show them anything that they can respect?"
"thats... A good argument... I should have showed off saber... but it isnt right for them to belittle me from the start..."
"Ram seems like she could handle that pretty well."
"My sister is magnificent, isn't she?"
"To be honest, I think her personality would rise to conflict more often than not."
"My sister's confidence is what makes her so charming" Said Rem.
Her expression softened...
"I'm not like that, at all.."
"By the way, how are your studies progressing?... Saber had told me you aren't completely illiterate, but that your native writing system is different... it must be hard for you."
"Well, I'm just plugging along." Said Subaru.
"Ram is actually a pretty good teacher too! When she doesn't fall asleep that is..."
" My sister only acts like that to stimulate your motivation." Said Rem...
"Why do you like your sister so much? Its not normal... Its like you are demonically inspired." Said Subaru.
"Demonically inspired?" Said Rem as she halted from walking.
"Its the demon version of divine inspiration." Said Subaru.
"Its cooler right?"
"Do you like demons?"
"Well... Gods dont do anything... but demons will laugh along when you talk of your future plans. Specially for next year and all, they will laugh their heads off!" said Subaru.
Rem's lips twitched into a small smile...
"That smile is worth a million volts!" Said Subaru in a weird pose...
"I'm telling Emilia-Sama" Rem started walking...
"I wasn't trying to hit on you!" Said Subaru...
They continued walking...
Until they met an odd sight...
A blonde girl dressed in black and white... Breathing heavily...
her eyes filled with determination...
Carrying a giant wooden container, that was about the size of 3 entire large trees...
This was the amount of food Saber had eaten in four days.
"HOLY SHIT! You are damn Strong..." Said Subaru...
"Hmn." Said Saber, too concentrated to say anything else...
"Do you require help?" asked Rem...
"I am fine." Said Saber...
Saber kept moving forward, the mansion was about 200 meters away.
"Hey... Why did you get so much food? Are we having a party?" Said Subaru...
"No, Rosswaal Sama considered that the Reward for saber would be fulfilling her... Apetite ...And this is food for about one week."
"ONE WEEK ONLY!?! That thing is bigger than my room!" Said Subaru...
"It is." Said Rem.
...
They had eventually reached the Mansion.
Subaru marveled at how Saber carried that for about 5 kilometers...
It was probably about 10 tons...
Sheesh.
Saber inmediately dematerialized once everything was done... Endurance was a bit of a problem...
Unless Saber would eat, Saber had to go, because any further could drain every bit of mana inside Subaru...
And Arthur had a fun time with Morgan, peacefully drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows in a replica of their home in wales...
But Subaru...
"Both Ram and Rem said they wouldn't be coming to see you tonight, So I agreed to help with your studies instead." Said Emilia Inside SUbaru's Room...
Subaru's rised like the shield hero... He was nervous to have emilia right now in his room...
"I'm afraid I can't do much though... It seems like you really are working so hard..."
"R-Right now Im doing basic glyphs until I memorize them!"" Said Subaru as if he was in the army...
"Wow! I didn't think you would be at this already..." Said Emilia leaning next to Subaru...
"T-this is a fa-fairy tale for k-kids. S-so its more I-Glyphs or so said Ram..." Said Subaru...
"So for now... I will be able to read this.." Said Subaru...
"Anyways... Un...." Subaru stood up,
"The moon sure is beautilful tonight." Blurted out Subaru. Although they were indors.
"Huh?"
"No! I mean, um, I have a favor to ask you!" Said Subaru...
"Ill work super hard and study too! Will you hear me out?"
"Uh... Yes?" said Emilia... unsure of what Subaru wants... but he was no ambition.
"WILL YOU GO IN A DATE WITH ME!" Said Subaru bowing down to Emilia, doing the classics Japanese style asking out.
"Huh? What is a ... Date?"
"Ugh... Well its when a girl and a boy go out together-"
"Oh, so you had a date with Rem and Saber, right?" Said Emilia.
"No! WELL- It doesn't count since it was for work! We can go out in the village and play with the kids and play with this puppy that... bit me! But we can do it together!"
"I understand that you want us to go out but... I think i will only bring trouble..."
"The kids are so pure and innocent! They are like angels!" Said Subaru...
"Oh... Well... All right, you leave me no choice." Said Emilia with a soft smile...
"Ill go out with you."
"REALLY?!??"
"If that will motivate you to work hard from tomorrow on, then I will." said Emilia.
"YOOOSHAAAAAAAa!" sAID subaru.
"I bet the weather will be lovely tomorrow..." Said Emilia.
"And A day I will never forget..."
"And there you go again with-... " Emilia thought Subaru was jokng... But his face was serious and solemn...
"Huh?"
"Ah.. Nothing just... nevermind."
"You know, it makes a guy real stressed when you don't finish a sentence..."
"Okay! Subaru-kun, the butler. Remember to work hard." Said Emilia with a salute.
"Only those who work hard are rewarded! So this is a reward!" Said Emilia...
Subaru was happy...
His promise was done.
Now...
the night was the next boss....
...
Subaru had told puck to take extra precautions to keep Emilia safe this night...
Puck "Hired" Some extra spirits to cover for puck in an emergency...
Subaru was siting down, cornered against the door... he had the tattos ready and tingly to summon saber, if not possible, he would use a command seal...
"Lets do this, Fate-sama... I wont sleep... I won't sleep... Why am I sleepy?... Well... The loop was bad... But i did better than last time... I should have said goodnight to beatrice... And Saber can probably hear me.. .I hope... everytime I saw her... She just insulted me or asked about saber... Ram is still the same.. .Ross-chi is ... Ross-chi... I should have thanked everyone... just in case... dont.. sleep..." Subaru was falling asleep...
He was in the chair... but as soon as he closed his eyes...
A feeling of cold... freezing cold... nausea... headache...
All rushed at him at once...
"W-what is this... Im so cold... shit..." Subaru fell to his knees...
"could this be... BLUUEHEHHG.... Someone... SABER!" Subaru had vomited... he wanted someone.. he didn't want to die...
Saber didn't come of subaru like always...
"Shit... By order of this.. By order of this ..." Subaru couldn't speak... He tried to go out of his room, and wondered though the corridors...
He couldn't open his mouth without vomiting...
"BY ORDER OF THIS COMMAN- BLUEUGHHhhhhH" Subaru vomited...
"by order of this command seal, saber, come out... " Said Subaru weakly...
He felt a burning heat in one of the red tattos in his hand...
And soon saber came out.
"Subaru?!..." arthur was just taking tea with morgan earlier...
And was pulled to subaru puking on the floor...
Remembering the anime, Saber got Subaru on her shoulders, and they would need beatrice...
"Subaru, we need Beatrice!... Subaru!... Master!..." Saber tried different names... Subaru was barely keeping consciousness, with the small burden the command spell brought on him...
"Subaru, where is beatrice." Said Saber, puting subaru down and looking at him in the eyes...
Subaru breathed heavily... Cold spreading deeper...
"keep.. walking." Said Subaru... he didn't guess beatrice was in any of these doors... he didnt feel it.
"Subaru, remember your promise, And remain alive... " Saber wanted to panic...
The bite was part of the... Part of the curse right?... If we remove the curse..
Or remove the hand...
'I hope Beatrice can reattach it-'
*CLICK CLANK*
"huh?" Subaru looked up... But then he was thrown to the ground...
*CLANK! SHHIIINKKK!*
Saber's sword manifested and deflected an incoming Morningstar spiked ball...
"Master... Stay here, just...Find Beatrice, tell her its a curse." Said Saber...
Subaru could only hear the sound of clanking, war cries and more chains...
Subaru crawled towards the other hall...
Just find the right door...
Find the right door...
Push through the cold and pain...
The nausea...
The freezing cold...
Subaru could only think of two things...
Pain, cold.
Yet the sounds of the fight...
"REM!" Yelled Saber in the end of a sentence... Saber said this loud enough for subaru to hear.
'Shit.. they got.. rem?...' Subaru was... loosing all hope... He would die...
Rem was probably murdered... Saber couldn't save her...
Subaru slumped down in defeat...
Rem... She wasn't so bad... maybe... Dying for her would be fine...
Subaru gave up on this life...
As his body was covered by cold, and his mana gone...
Only the burning heat from the command seal running was there...
Yet at the next moment...
He screamed.
Pain... Phantom pain...
He was in the bed...
He clutched at his chest... at his hand... The cold and burn being gone...
'I... I died again...' Thought Subaru as saber heard this.
Rushed a bit.
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