Main pairing: Oikawa Tooru x Iwaizumi Hajime
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: Mentions of psychiatrist [idk if that can be triggering but yknow just in case]
Time: Their 3rd year
Notes: None
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*In Oikawa and Iwaizumi's private messages*
Iwaizumi: Hey do you remember the time your sister asked us to babysit Takeru?
Oikawa: omg yeah
Oikawa: i had to beg her for hours
Iwaizumi: we were 10
Oikawa: and very scared we were gonna mess up
Iwaizumi: yeah 😭😭😭
Iwaizumi: i remember us just staring at him while he was sleeping
Iwaizumi: as if he could fly away when we weren't looking
Oikawa: and she was literally running ONE errand
Oikawa: it was 30 minutes max
Oikawa: we probably looked so creepy pls 😭
Iwaizumi: omg yeah
Iwaizumi: i miss those days
Oikawa: me too
Iwaizumi: anyways what r u up to?
Oikawa: nothing much
Oikawa: studying psychology
Oikawa: wbu?
Iwaizumi: listening to some music n reading
Iwaizumi: what are you studying about?
Oikawa: freud
Oikawa: i love how he connects everything to sexuality
Oikawa: like
Oikawa: id? sex.
Oikawa: a child loves the opposite sex parent? sex.
Iwaizumi: what.
Oikawa: yeah 😭
Oikawa: it's called the Oedipus complex
Iwaizumi: that man is mad
Oikawa: madly dedicated to sex, yeah.
Iwaizumi: ajhadksd
Oikawa: btw
Oikawa: i haven't told you have i
Iwaizumi: told me what
Oikawa: i'm going to a psychiatrist this weekend
Iwaizumi: oh that's great love!!
Iwaizumi: ik how long you've been wanting to go :)
Oikawa: yeah
Oikawa: but now i have a pickle
Iwaizumi: about?
Oikawa: how truthful i should be
Iwaizumi: how so?
Oikawa: like if i'm too honest with the psychiatrist
Oikawa: i might get sent to a mental hospital
Oikawa: for being a danger to myself
Oikawa: but if i lie too much about being ok
Oikawa: i might get sent back home with no diagnosis
Oikawa: which is arguably worse
Iwaizumi: ah you're right
Iwaizumi: that is a pickle
Iwaizumi: i honestly dk what to tell you love
Iwaiuzmi: i'm sorry :(
Oikawa: it's ok, i'll figure smth out :)
Oikawa: thank you for the chat it was as lovely as ever
Iwaizumi: the pleasure is mine <3
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PLS HELP ME THE PICKLE IS REAL I'M GOING TO SEE HER THIS SATURDAY