Hi :)
You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books, or you might be new here. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack.
I hope you enjoy <3
Warnings: Implication of SH / Implication of the f word (both are used for a joke, and it's FUNNY, OK?!)
Time: Kenma's 2nd year / Kuroo's 3rd year
Notes: None
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*In Kenma and Kuroo's private messages*
Kenma: Kuro
Kuroo: what's up kitten 😍😍💖💖😍😍
-Kuroo has sent one attachment-
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Kuroo: u wanna fuck?
Kenma: wtf
Kenma: fanon kuroo give me my bf back :/
Kuroo: DJHAKJDHASKDJAS
Kuroo: that was fun
Kuroo: i can see why fanon kuroo gets bitches
Kenma: then u need glasses
Kuroo: KEN 💀
Kuroo: anyways
Kuroo: what's up
Kenma: someone told me "if i scanned ur wrist id get a box of british cigarettes"
Kuroo: WHAT
Kuroo: ASJKDHASDKASDJ
Kuroo: SDJAHDKASHD
Kuroo: DAMN
Kuroo: THAT SHIT WAS LAYERED
Kuroo: wait fuck
Kuroo: did that bother u
Kuroo: ur the type to laugh at that so i laughed too
Kuroo: i can beat that guy's ass if u want me to
Kenma: LMAO NO
Kenma: it was yamamato and i laughed at it
Kenma: harder than i should've tbh
Kuroo: that's a relief
Kuroo: i'd've felt like a shitty guy if u like cried or smth
Kenma: asjkdhasdkasdkhjs
Kenma: KURO HOW DARE U LAUGH AT THE JOKE THAT MADE ME CRY FOR HOURS. I HATE U THIS IS WHY I LIKE SHOYOU MORE THAN YOU. HMPH. I'M GOING TO PLAY MY GAMES FOR HOURS. DO NOT TALK TO ME. /j
Kuroo: I'M SO SORRY KITTEN I'LL DO ANYTHING U ASK ME TO DON'T IGNORE ME PLS. I'M A SIMP FOR U PLS DON'T IGNORE ME. /j
Kenma: OK UWU I LOVE YOU KURO /hj
Kenma: (bcs i do love u but i'd NEVER say uwu)
Kuroo: KSAJDJASDHASKJDHASDKAS
Kenma: DAJSKDHASDADJAsjD
Kuroo: ok anyways i gotta go to the chem lab now :P
Kenma: oh i was just ab/ to head to the bio lab :)
Kuroo: ooooh
Kuroo: maybe we'll bump into e/other
Kuroo: and i'll help u collect ur stuff from the ground
Kenma: and then we'll kiss kiss fall in love?
Kuroo: EXACTLY
Kenma: lmao sure
Kenma: also
Kenma: wanna come over after school?
Kenma: we can play mario kart
Kuroo: im gonna beat ur ass this time
Kenma: keep lying to urself
Kuroo: fake it till u make it bby 💪😩
Kenma: dork
Kuroo: your dork :)
Kenma: my dork :)
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btw one of my closest friends did actually once tell me "if i scanned ur thighs id get a box of british cigarettes"
