Main pairing: Oikawa Tooru x Iwaizumi Hajime
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Time: Their 3rd year
Notes: Genderfluid Oikawa (she/he/they)
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*In Oikawa and Iwaizumi's private messages*
Oikawa: IWA-CHAN GOOD MORNING
Iwaizumi: morning baby
Iwaizumi: Do i have a bf or a gf today? <3
Iwaizumi: (or just a partner)?
Oikawa: Well since u didn't let me pick the movie last night u have an enemy
Iwaizumi: tooru wtf
Iwaizumi: I SAID SORRY
Oikawa: THAT DOESN'T FIX ANYTHING
Oikawa: FUCK U
Iwaizumi: Time and place?
Oikawa: THIS IS WHY UR GAY
Iwaizumi: I'm pan :/
Oikawa: ik :/
Oikawa: Gf btw
Iwaizumi: Ok princess
Iwaizumi: Tooru...
Oikawa: Yes Iwa-chan?
Iwaizumi: What was that loud clang that came from my kitchen?
Oikawa: I'm preparing breakfast for u
Iwaizumi: NO
Oikawa: Aww why not :/
Iwaizumi: MAYBE BCS LAST TIME U TRIED COOKING U ALMOST SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?!!?!?!
Oikawa: Do you have that little trust in me?
Iwaizumi: YES
Iwaizumi: DO NOT COOK ANYTHING UNTIL I GET THERE
Iwaizumi: IM GETTING DRESSED
Oikawa: You rlly shouldn't sleep naked babe
Iwaizumi: Shut up
Oikawa: Oh no
Iwaizumi: Wtf did u do now kawa
*Oikawa, accidently sending an audio with him whispering*: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
-Oikawa is offline-
Iwaizumi: BABE??!?!
Iwaizumi: shit
-Iwaizumi is offline-
*Iwaizumi runs down to the kitchen to see his girlfriend with her hand under the sink*
Iwaizumi: Tooru! What happened? Are you ok?
Oikawa: I touched a hot pan. (AKA: Iwaizumi -lmao im joking she actually hurt her hand-) But I'm-
*Oikawa turns her head to her boyfriend*
Oikawa: I'm more than alright.
Iwaizumi: Shut up. I was worried. I didn't have time to dress up.
*Oikawa looks up and down a half-naked Iwaizumi who only has his boxers on*
Iwaizumi: Let's get you ice-packs.
Oikawa: But we're late for practice-
Iwaizumi: Today is Saturday.
Oikawa: Oh.
Iwaizumi: Isn't that the only reason you came here?
Oikawa: Oh yeah.
Iwaizumi: Princess, do you want to sit down? You look a bit pale.
Oikawa: I'm fine. My blood sugar just dropped.
Iwaizumi: Shit. Ok sit down. I'm going to get you some bread.
Oikawa: Glucose!
*Iwaizumi, smiling*: Somebody's been studying biology.
Oikawa: Yup! Oh god, I feel like puking.
Iwaizumi: Here. I know that you don't want to eat anything right now but it'll help, I promise.
Oikawa: Thank you, Hajime.
Iwaizumi: Anytime, love.
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ik that this isn't a complete texting story. i do not care. shut up.
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