Main pairing: Bokuto Koutaro x Akaashi Keiji x Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: A bit horny?
Time: Post-timeskip
Notes: Non-binary Kenma (they/them)
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*Horny bfs*
-Participants: Kuroo, Akaashi, Bokuto, Kenma-
Kenma: Jiji... Tetsu...
Kenma: if u guys don't hurry up from the store istg
-Kuroo and Akaashi have gone online-
Kuroo: WE LEFT 5 MINS AGO
Kenma: and??
Kenma: you guys can run
Akaashi: I'm not running
Kenma: sounds like a YOU problem
Akaashi: Yk what? We're gonna take longer now
Kenma: WOWWWW
-Bokuto has gone online-
Bokuto: Hi Kenma asked me to back them up
Akaashi: THEY CAN DEFEND THEMSELF
Akaashi: Unless they're scared to?
Kenma: IM NOT SCARED
Akaashi: Whatever you say lovely ;)
Kenma: Babeeeee
Kenma: Just come home and fuck me alreadyyyyy
Akaashi: running rn 🏃♂️
-Akaashi has gone offline-
Kuroo: He really is running
Kuroo: Guess I'm the only one doing the groceries now lol
Kuroo: Hey Bo
Bokuto: Yes handsome?
Kuroo: Ur making me blush 🥰😍
Kuroo: Anyways
Kuroo: How can Kenma and Akaashi insult one another in one minute and then get horny in another???
Bokuto: Yeah I don't get it either
Kuroo: Ugh remember when we used to have practice matches?
Bokuto: Oh yeah they insulted each other constantly
Bokuto: DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN THEY LITERALLY ABANDONED A MATCH TO GO MAKE OUT?????
Kuroo: OH YEAH I REMEMBER THAT
Kuroo: We had to do the match without our setters lmaoooooo
Bokuto: Yup :D
Kuroo: Wanna fuck when I get home?
Bokuto: 😌🤝😏
Kuroo: Nice
Kuroo: Y'know what
Kuroo: Fuck groceries I'm also running
-Kuroo has gone offline-
-Akaashi has gone online-
Akaashi: Can confirm he's running behind me
-Akaashi is offline-
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HI OMG I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T POST YESTERDAY. I'M ABROAD ATM SO I FORGOTTTT
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