Haikyuu Text Messages

2. Bokuakakuroken

Main pairing: Bokuto Koutaro x Akaashi Keiji x Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma

Other pairing(s): None

Warnings: Mentioned transphobia and homophobia

Time: Akaken's 2nd year / Bokuroo's 3rd year

Notes: Trans masc. Kenma (he/him)

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@Dnfshipper2009 requested this part (from the other book) so here y'all go ig

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*MY LOVELIES <333333 -bo*

-Participants: Kuroo, Akaashi, Bokuto, Kenma-

Kenma: OMG

Kenma: I'M DYING

Kenma: WHY ARE PPL SO UNEDUCATED

Akaashi: u alright love?

Kenma: NO

Kenma: A GIRL FROM MY CLASS JUST CAME UP TO ME AND SAID

Kenma: "Kozume-chan, I saw your boyfriend cheating on you with a guy that has black and white hair"

Kenma: SHE GAGGED, FUCKING GAGGED WHEN SHE SAID "with a guy" 

Kenma: OK FIRST OF ALL

Kenma: KOZUME?!?!??!?!

Kenma: I DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED THAT TF

Kenma: SECONDLY

Kenma: CHAN?!?!??!??!?!??!!

Kenma: BITCH

Kenma: I'M A GUY

Kenma: THIRDLY

Kenma: HOW TF DOES SHE KNOW THAT I'M DATING KUROO!??!?!?!?

Kenma: WTF

Kenma: AND SHE'S HOMOPHOBIC (as one can see through her gagging at the mention of a guy being with a guy)

Kenma: BUT SHE HAD NO PROBLEM SAYING THAT KUROO'S MY BF?!??!?!

Kenma: SO SHE THINKS I'M A GIRL?!?!??!

Kenma: SO SHE'S HOMOPHOBIC AND TRANSPHOBIC?!?!??!?!

Kenma: AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT POLY RELATIONSHIPS EXIST!!!!!!

Kenma: AND

Kenma: THE MOST FUCKING IMPORTANT PART

Kenma: bo came here and didn't even say hi to me :(

-Bokuto and Kuroo have gone online-

Bokuto: BBY I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR U

Bokuto: I FINALLY GAVE UP AND WENT OVER TO KUROO TO FIND U

Kuroo: we were searching for u bby

Kenma: oh sajkdsjkhss

Kenma: I'm on the roof lmao

Bokuto: OK IM OMW

Kenma: why didn't u come over too, keiji?

Akaashi: i had an exam :/

Kuroo: awww :(

Kuroo: hope you can make it next time, sweetheart <3

Akaashi: hope so

Akaashi: i love you all but i have to head to class

Kuroo: ok sweetheart!!

Akaashi: bye <3

Kuroo: byeee

Kenma: bye keiji :)

 Bokuto: BYE KEIJI :DDD

-Akaashi has gone offline-