Main pairing: Semi Eita x Shirabu Kenjirou
Other pairing(s): Ushiten (Ushijima x Tendou)
Warnings: None
Time: Shirabu's 2nd year / Semi's 3rd year
Notes: None
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*In Semi and Shirabu's private messages*
Semi: Hey, Shira
Shirabu: What?
Semi: I need a favor.
Shirabu: What is it?
Semi: Ok, this may sound weird.
Shirabu: Wtf are u going to ask?!
Semi: Can u ask me out then dump me right away so I can listen to sad breakup music with full effect?
Shirabu: Semi-san. With all due respect, what. the. fuck.
Semi: Just do it, pls?
Shirabu: Ugh.
Shirabu: Fine.
Shirabu: Will you go out with me?
Semi: Yes!
Shirabu: Ok.
-Shirabu has gone offline-
Semi: Uh...
Semi: Shira?
-Shirabu has gone online-
Shirabu: Not doing the second part.
-Shirabu has gone offline-
Semi: Oh... Ok...
*NICE KILL USHIJIMA*
-Participants: Tendou, Ushijima, Semi, Shirabu, Reon, Goshiki-
Semi: TENDUO
Semi: DUDW
Semi: DUDE CPME HWRE
Tendou: What???
Semi: Ok, ol. So y'kmow jow cpnan grwy punlished a nrw spng?
Tendou: Yeah? I asked Ushi to breakup with me so I could listen to it.
Semi: I adked Shirabu ro ask me oyt then dymp me so tjat I cpuld too
Semi: He asled me oyt vut didn't dunp me.
Semi: Temdou techincally we're dsting.
Semi: DATONG
Tendou: Datong?
Semi: Sjut up. I'm sgaking rn.
Semi: WAOT- DPES THOS MWAN HE LOKES ME BSCK?!?!??!
Shirabu: Yes.
Semi: WIAT WHAY- HPW DOD YPU-
Semi: WSIT- NO-
Semi: I'm gnona ho crawl itno a hple anf die
-Semi has gone offline-
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