Randy, the rowdy rabbit was
Reeling down the radish rows.
What was the root of Randy's race?
Ron, the radish rancher,
Was rushing after Randy with a rake!!
Ron kept yelling, "Rotten rodent!
You rob one more radish
And I'll put a rash on your rear
As red as a ruby colored radish!"
Randy, loved Ron as much as radishes.
He really relished this daily
recreational rendezvous. For Randy
recently realized that Ron really didn't
like red radishes at all. For Ron never
removed his radishes from the rows.
He raised his radishes only for Randy.
Randy didn't reveal his revelation to Ron.
He too loved the daily radish race ... and didn't
Want to ruin their rip-roaring, raucous relationship.