SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles, snoring till they wake up in fright
Patrick: Are we dead?
SpongeBob: I don't think so. [Inspects the ground] Artificially colored rocks?
Patrick eats the pebbles
SpongeBob: I don't know where we are. [Bumps into glass] What is this?
Patrick: It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. [Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in]
SpongeBob: No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl
SpongeBob: Hey, there's some fish folk.
Camera unblurs to show some fish knick-knacks on the shelves and nooks
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this...
Patrick stops yelling
SpongeBob: Wait a second. [Camera shows three knick-knacks: some seahorses, a puffer fish, and a mariachi band] Those fish are...
[Camera zooms in to SpongeBob's mouth] dead...
The cyclops spies on SpongeBob and Patrick, who run around the fishbowl in terror, while the Cyclops laughs evilly
Spongebob: What's he gonna do with us?
The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox
Spongebob: Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture.
The Cyclops takes out glue and google eyes
Spongebob: Glue? Google eyes? [SpongeBob and Patrick hugs in horror] Aww-aww-aw! He's making a humorous diorama of...
The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a black top hat on it and a play rotary phone near it
SpongeBob: ... Alexander Clam Bell?! Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks! And I think we're next.
Patrick: You think so?
The Cyclops takes Patrick out of the glass bowl, rustling up the pebbles
SpongeBob: Patrick! No! Ahh!
The Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl too and places both of them on a table involving a heat lamp on
SpongeBob: The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't... move.
Patrick: Tell me about it.
The evil Cyclops Laughs maniacally, takes a book, steps into the bathroom and closes the door
SpongeBob: This doesn't look too good, Patrick.
Patrick: [In a weak voice] You mean we're not gonna
get the chest,
Be the best
And save the sea?
SpongeBob: I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy.
SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back
SpongeBob: Thanks.
Patrick: Don't mention it.
SpongeBob: Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick....
Patrick: You mean that we're attractive?
SpongeBob: No, that we're just.... kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads..... We were doomed from the start..... I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the chest. We let everybody down. We failed...
Patrick: Shell City.
SpongeBob: Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.....
Patrick: Shell City.
SpongeBob: Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.....
Patrick: Shell City.
SpongeBob: OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.....
Patrick: No, look at the sign.
SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door
Patrick: "Shell City Marine Gifts & Sundries: properties of apex and biosyn facilities"
SpongeBob: Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...?
The Camera zooms out to show leviathans chest sitting on a cushion
Patrick and SpongeBob: C-c-c... chest...!
SpongeBob: leviathans chest. This is Shell City! Pat, we did make it.
Patrick: Yeah, I guess we did.
SpongeBob: [sniffles] We did all right for a couple of goofballs. [Each sheds a single tear of joy]
SpongeBob: [in a weak voice]
I'm a Goofy
Goober, yeah...
SpongeBob and Patrick: You're a
Goofy Goober, yeah...
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
Goofy.....goofy....
Goober....goober....!....
yeah....
The two dehydrate and die
Outside the gift shop we see a massive blue whale make it to shore and opens his mouth right above the water to reveal Oscar Sykes and Angie pop their heads above the water, but high enough so their gills could reach the water
Oscar; so this is shell city? Who knows what horrors await
Sykes: who volunteers to go up there? Not me
Oscar inhales, grabs a plastic bag, fills it with water, and traps it onto his head and boldly goes up to where no fish has gone before. Slowly but surely he loves his feet onto the sand finding it difficult to stand up right on land but takes it one step at a time
Oscar: that's one small step for cleaner wrasse, one giant leap for fish kind
He climbs up the stairs and pushes the door open to see all the fish Knick knacks. He then looks to see the desk lamp SpongeBob and Patrick are on and are horrified to see their dead bodies
Oscar: they need water stat!
He looks to an outlet the lamp is connected to and inhales as he takes off his bag of water and races to the outlet
Oscar: this is for SpongeBob, this is for Angie, this is for all of the sea!
Upon that he chucks the bag onto the outlet, the water inside short-circuiting it and turns the lamp off. Oscar the coughs and gags as he falls to the floor dehydrating and drying out looking to SpongeBob and Patrick
Oscar: this is your moment fellas...go....and...be...heroes...
Oscar dries up into a primal cleaner wrasse and lies dead on the floor
But to everyone's luck, smoke emerges from the outlet and reaches the sprinklers soaking all the Knick knacks, including SpongeBob and Patrick reviving them. They both suffocate for one second
SpongeBob: Hey, we're alive!
SpongeBob and Patrick enjoy the artificial rain for a moment to get even more wet. SpongeBob sticks out his tongue to catch droplets, and Patrick stretches out the front of his pants so water gets in there, too. Oscar coughs from the water as he reanimated back to his old self
SpongeBob and Patrick rush to the edge of the desk and sees their friend
SpongeBob and Patrick: Oscar!
Oscar: guys! Your okay!
SpongeBob: the chest is over there!
Oscar looks to see the chest
Oscar: then let's go get it
The trio rush up the platform and grab the chest
SpongeBob: on three guys. Ready? One, two, three.
The cyclops picks up the chest
SpongeBob: Hey, it's lighter than I thought. Whoa!
The camera pulls up to reveal that the Cyclops is the one that picked it up.
SpongeBob Patrick and Oscar scream
Cyclops: Roar!
Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come back to life because of the water
Patrick: What's happening?
SpongeBob: I don't know
Oscar: I do! Look!
1,007 sea creatures, including the pufferfish, the mariachi band, the seahorses, 3 starfish who bear a strong resemblance to Patrick, some octopuses/jellyfish and 3 lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to Mr. Krabs and Larry the Lobster, reanimate, all angry at the Cyclops. A swordfish, a yellow fish, a hammerhead, a light blue fish, three starfish, an indigo fish, an octopus, and a golden fish appear in the foreground, growling at the Cyclops.
A lobster taps the Cyclops' shoulder
Cyclops: Huh?
the lobster pulls out google eyes and a tube of glue
Cyclops: Uh-oh.
The lobster sprays glue into the Cyclops' eye. He falls over as the sea creatures attack him. The mariachi fish shrug and continue playing, while all the Shell City sea creatures continue to beat up the Cyclops, while SpongeBob Patrick and Oscar escape
SpongeBob: Come on, guys! Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom!
The trio head onto the whale as it dives back into the ocean and makes a beeline to bikini atoll with everyone on its back
Oscar; go Humphrey go!
Patrick: Next stop, Bikini Bottom.
In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still under control
Bikini Bottom Residents: All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking in
Plankton: Well, Krabs, you know what today is? [Looks at calendar. The date is March 13] Sorry about this, calendar. [Changes it] March 14. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Krabs fries!" [He laughs evilly.] Huh? [He looks out the window and sees leviathan arrive. He chortles] Ohh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Guess who's here.
Meanwhile the whale is at top speed
SpongeBob: hooray for whale power! Nothing can stop us now!
Patrick: Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
SpongeBob: It looks like... [The diver's boot emerges from the ocean] Bigger boot. But how?
The boot stops behind the whales back fin. From the bottom is a green, smudged smear, much like Plankton's earlier when SpongeBob stepped on him. From it, Dennis emerges with his sunglasses smashed, his clothes tattered and his teeth jagged.
SpongeBob: Ahh! Dennis!
Dennis: Did you miss me?
At the Krusty Krab 2, leviathan and tapu fini arrive
Plankton: [He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair] This is the best seat in the house. All right, whale head, let's get it on!
Leviathan: Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up. And it is time for you to die.
Mr. Krabs: [Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes] Please, I didn't do it! [sobs]
Leviathan: There is nothing else I can do.
Fini: You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
Leviathan: Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time? What? [Realizes what he just said, then turns to fini] tail fini, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.
Fini: Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
Leviathan: Yes, you are.
Fini: No, I'm not.
Leviathan: Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
Fini: I'm stalling.
Leviathan: Yes.
Fini: Stalling?
Leviathan: Stalling!
Fini: Stalling.
Leviathan: Stalling!
Plankton: Oh, boy.
Back on the whale, Dennis has cornered SpongeBob and Patrick
Dennis: Now, where were we? [Removes his damaged sunglasses]
SpongeBob: Patrick, run!
Patrick: No. I'm tired of running. [Cracking his knuckles] If we run now, [Prepares to fight Dennis] we'll never stooooo--! [Dennis throws Patrick towards the whales fluke] Ah-ha-hoo! Run, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob screams and runs under Dennis. SpongeBob slides on the whales arm but Dennis stabs it with his knife. The whale moans in pain. SpongeBob is on the whales left arm trying to avoid Dennis]
Patrick: SpongeBob, be careful!
Dennis: Come on, kid, give it up. [SpongeBob looks at the edge] Dennis always gets his man.
Tries to grab SpongeBob but he jumps to the whales fluke in slow-motion]
SpongeBob: [Extended] Never! [Reaches the other side] Yeah! I did it!
Dennis: [Suddenly in the other side behind SpongeBob] You got guts, kid. [SpongeBob gets shocked] Too bad I gotta rip 'em out of you.
SpongeBob: Uh, I don't know what Plankton's paying you, [Takes out a pile of Goober Dollars] but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. [Dennis swipes the dollars]
Dennis: It's gonna take a lot more than five... [Looks at the dollars] What is this?
SpongeBob: Uh, that, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober-- [Dennis tosses the dollars aside and grabs SpongeBob by the throat] I got bubbles. Fun at parties. [Sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes]
Dennis: [His eyes become irritated] My eyes!
Holds his eyes and he throws SpongeBob
Patrick: I got you, SpongeBob! [Catches him]
SpongeBob: Thanks, buddy. [Dennis is ready to crush them with his cleated boot] Uh, thanks a lot.
Dennis: [His eyes are now sore] That's it! I'm through messin' around! See ya later, fools!
???: dinner!
Dennis: Huh?
An Atlantic barracuda zooms toward Dennis, it's jaws wide open as it consumes Dennis whole with SpongeBob and Patrick watching
Patrick: See ya.
Inside the Krusty Krab 2
Fini: So you think... I'm... [leviathan is clenching his fists in fury] stalling.
Leviathan : Gah! Where am I, in Crazytown?! I have had enough of this nonsense!
???: really?
Lino and his corsets including Lenny arrive with the whale behind them
Lino: cause what I believe is nonsense for believing the lies of a micro organism blaming Eugene. Show em boys
SpongeBob and Patrick's life triumphantly down the whales fluke with the chest behind them as they both jump for joy
SpongeBob: Hooray! We made it!
Patrick: We made it!
Mr. Krabs happily dances with them.
Leviathan: my chest! You found it!
Lino; and I do believe that there's a certain one eyed single cell who deserves a punishment
Plankton gulps
Lino: as SUSHI!!!
Lino lunges at plankton who gets out his chopper pack and zooms off with the great white behind him.
At the whale wash Ernie and Bernie are filling in for Angie
Bernie: try it again
Ernie: whale wash, you get a whale of a wash and the price- OH MY GOSH!!!
Bernie: alright! You got it right! You got it right
Plankton; help! Rabid shark!
Everyone flees the scene as plankton gets an idea to trap Lino in the washing systems
Plankton: that's it. Sharks can't breath if they can't move
Plankton zooms backwards with Lino failing to catch up as the others arrive to see plankton trap Lino in the systems of the wash
Lino: help! Can't breath!
Lenny: pop!
Plankton's slaves burst in through the windows
People: All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
Patrick, fini, Oscar, Angie, Sykes, Lenny, and SpongeBob back up against the wall
Patrick: SpongeBob, what happened?
SpongeBob: Plankton cheated.
Plankton: Cheated?! Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
SpongeBob: Because you cheated?
Plankton: [Dumbfounded for a second] No, not because I cheated. Because I'm an evil genius! And you're just a kid. A stupid ugly useless pathetic annoying dense irritating good for nothing kid!
He and his slaves laugh
SpongeBob: I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.
Plankton: Of course I'm right, alright slaves, time to-
SpongeBob: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.
Plankton: That's right. Okay, slaves...
SpongeBob: And no amount of mermaid magic... [Turns to fini, who looks down sadly] trying to be the top of the reef[turns to Oscar who shrugs in guilt] ...or managerial promotion... [Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs] ...or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
SpongeBob: [over microphone] But that's okay!
Plankton: What? What's going on?
SpongeBob: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode a blue whale, and I brought the chest back!
Plankton: All right, we get the point....
SpongeBob: So, yeah, I'm a kid. [Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob] And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Plankton: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?
SpongeBob: But most of all, I'm... [he swipes his arm]
Plankton: Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
SpongeBob: I'm... I'm...
Plankton: What the scallop?!
SpongeBob: I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!
[Plankton goes flying into the wall and leaves a gaping hole in it] [Points at the crowd of bucketheads]
You're a Goofy Goober! Rock!
[The camera zooms out of the Krusty Krab 2 and Bikini Bottom and into space, showing the Earth made of clay. SpongeBob jumps on top of the clay Earth]
We're all Goofy Goobers!
[A UFO with an alien in it floats by. It briefly stops and SpongeBob jumps into it, then it flies off-screen. The Earth turns over to reveal SpongeBob's face on the other side]
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock!!
[The camera zooms into SpongeBob's mouth and transitions to a scene with a brick wall with a large vent on it. A spotlight moves around before it focuses on SpongeBob, who is sneaking forward and wearing a green toque. SpongeBob stops at a part of the brick wall with a sign labeled "JAIL" and a TNT plunger near it]
Put your toys away,
well, all I gotta say
when you tell me not to play,
I say no way!
[Pushes the TNT plunger, causing an explosion to destroy the wall. Several toys come running out]
No way!
No, no
freaking way!
[Transition to a scene with SpongeBob wearing a black fedora and standing under something.] I'm a kid, you say,
[The camera zooms out to reveal Patrick, who has grown to a huge size and is wearing fishnet socks and black boots with heels]
when you say I'm a kid
I say, say it again
and then I say thanks!
[Patrick kicks up his right leg. Patrick spins around, claps and does a split]
Thank you very much!
[SpongeBob pulls down his shades and shows a surprised expression. The scene is duplicated twice. Transition to a background of ice cream. SpongeBob moves backward in a forward slithering motion]
So if you're thinking
that you'd like to be like me,
go ahead and try,
the kid inside
[SpongeBob opens his mouth and stretches out his tongue. A smaller SpongeBob slides across SpongeBob's tongue]
will set!
You!
Free!
[The tiny SpongeBob dons a top hat, dress outfit, bowtie, star-shaped sunglasses and cane (all colored white) and dances while moving the cane back and forth]
Humala
bebuhla
zeebuhla
boobuhla
humala
bebuhla
zeebuhla
bop!
[The scene shatters to transition back to the Krusty Krab 2. SpongeBob held the same pose as when he stopped dancing]
I'm a Goofy Goober!
The word "ROCK!" written in pink is shown on a background of a grassy field with a large stone in it
Plankton: [He is recovering from being flung into the wall] What's happening? [Sees SpongeBob dancing] His dance moves are impressive, [Puts on headphones and a microphone] but I'm in control. [To slaves] Seize him!
People: All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit (with a purple hat and robe both covered in peanuts, and tall, white shoes), playing an electric guitar (with the letters "GG" on its head, obviously standing for "Goofy Goober"). He slowly goes up while Plankton and Mr. Krabs look at him ascend
Patrick: Whoo!
As SpongeBob plays the electric guitar, its head stock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet
Fish: [After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off] I'm free. I've been freed!
Plankton: What? [SpongeBob zaps more helmets off] [Plankton screams] No!
SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off
Plankton: My precious helmets!
Squidward: [SpongeBob zaps his helmet] Ha!
Mrs. Puff: [SpongeBob zaps her helmet] Oh!
Sandy: [SpongeBob zaps her helmet] Yee-haw!
Gary: [SpongeBob zaps his helmet] Meow.
SpongeBob blasts the Krusty Krab 2's antenna, breaking the helmets on all slaves outside.
All: [in their slave voices as earlier] Yay.
Plankton: His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll! Karen, do something! Karen?
Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd. He then sees Lenny and fini releasing Lino from captivity
Lino: now; where were we?
Plankton: I... better get outta here.
He Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in
Sandals: Look, it's the wizard who saved us.
Plankton: Out of my way, fools. [The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, stomping over Plankton in the process] Ow! Ow! Ow! [yelping]
Plankton is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints.
The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage
Plankton: Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments... [laughs] Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? [His cage is put in a police car, which drives away] Th... I will destroy all of you!
Everyone watches the scene unfold and they return to the Krusty Krab 2
Leviathan: well fini, I admit, Godzilla made a wise choice. Your compassion to these sea animals were the most admirable trait and without it, the secrets within the chest will remain so until the next full moon. Now before I leave, I still have somethings to undo
He picks up mr Krabs and uses his blowhole to unfreeze him
Mr. Krabs: Yippee!
Leviathan : Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?
SpongeBob: I'm up here. [We see him hanging from ropes]
Patrick: I'm on it. [Gets SpongeBob down]
Leviathan: Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. [Krabs walks over to SpongeBob]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.
SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve.
They hug. As well as Lenny and Lino
Lino: I'm so sorry for how I was pressuring you son. No matter how I viewed you or Frankie, I always lived you equally
Lenny: oh pop
Angie and Oscar proceed to embrace as well
Oscar: oh Angie. I'm sorry for everything. I guess I was so focused on what I wanted, that I didn't realize it was right in front of me the entire time
Angie: what about being a somebody?
Oscar: I'm nobody without you
Oscar and Angie smile as they both embrace again. Fini and SpongeBob look to one another lovingly
Fini: so maybe later, perhaps you and I could...get a bite to eat?
SpongeBob: is that a date?
Fini: if you want
SpongeBob squeezes fini happily as they both cuddle. Sykes looks with tears in his eyes as he turns to the jellyfish
Sykes: I never told you two this but, your the best henchman a guy ever had. Come on, group hug!
Ernie and Bernie hug Sykes, but end up electrocuting him in the process
Ernie; sorry man sorry. Come on Sykes try that again man. Don't fret. Come on
Sykes: oh forget it the moments gone
Oscar engine SpongeBob fini and Patrick walk up to Lino
Oscar; so uh, Lino. Er, don, we cool right? I mean, like the reef is safe. Ya know, walk the street, ya know without, "aaahhh!" Ya know?
Lino: yeah. We're cool
Everyone cheers as Katie swims up to Oscar and SpongeBob
Katie: Oscar, SpongeBob, you went through character developing journeys of self determination and belief in yourself in the past six days. Tell me, what's next for you
Sykes swims up to Oscar
Sykes: well I for one would like to say; that since I may not be around forever, I could use a partner around here, if Oscar would accept it
Oscar smiles
Oscar: I'd be honored Sykes
Mr krabs: I know for certain what's next for SpongeBob. Something that should've been his six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. [Squidward comes] I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. [Looks at SpongeBob]
Squidward: I couldn't agree more, sir.
Harold: Hooray for SpongeBob!
Everyone cheers as everyone celebrates. Leviathan gives the chest to fini as she smiles
Leviathan: Godzilla chose wisely
He then swims off to parts unknown as fini is slightly curious about what is inside the chest, and gets a small peak of it and gasps
Fini: is it? It is
Meanwhile, in a dimension pocket, an all too familiar creature senses it as well
Ghidorah: that essence...from long ago....the master emerald is still out there!