dumbass
online.
ㅤ
dumbass
HELP
HELP 😭😭😭
ㅤ
yuu
did you embarrass yourself
in front of a ton of people
ㅤ
dumbass
NO
ㅤ
yuu
ok then im not interested
ㅤ
dumbass
THERES A RACCOON
IN THE VICINITY😭😭😭
ㅤ
yuu
a raccoon?? 💀
ㅤ
dumbass
YEA THOSE LITTLE
SHITS THAT USE UR GARBAGE
BINS LIKE ITS A COMMUNITY
SWIMMING POOL
ㅤ
yuu
i know what a raccoon is
ㅤ
dumbass
why is it kinda cute...
ㅤ
yuu
🤨
if it bites you im turning
a blind eye
ㅤ
dumbass
ITS APPROACHING ME
STAY BACK😭😭
ㅤ
yuu
hiss at it
ㅤ
dumbass
....
IT LOOKS MAD
SHIT
ㅤ
yuu
you actually hissed at it...
ㅤ
dumbass
WELL YEAH U TOLD ME TO
ITS APPROACHING ME😭😭😭
I TRUSTED YOU HOW
COULD YOU DO THIS
TO ME 💔💔💔 #goingdark
#dhmu #allmyfriendsaretoxic
ㅤ
yuu
calm down
ㅤ
dumbass
I CANT 😁
ㅤ
yuu
how did it even get in there
in the first place 💀
ㅤ
dumbass
uhhhh i may or may not
left two... or three maybe
all of my windows open
soo
ㅤ
yuu
...
ㅤ
dumbass
MY FRIEND BROUGHT
OVER A STINKY ASS SHOE SHE
FOUND ON THE SIDEWALK
THE SMELL WAS MAKING
MY BRAIN MELT SO I HAD
TO OPEN THE WINDOWS😭😭
ㅤ
yuu
wheres your friend now?
ㅤ
dumbass
she immediately ditched me
for her date 😆‼
ㅤ
yuu
oh
are you alright with that?
ㅤ
dumbass
oh, yeah totally
her and her fiance havent
went on a date since
last month and i dont wanna
hold her back
HLOY SITH
ㅤ
yuu
did you get bit? send a picture
i wanna make a sticker out
of it
ㅤ
dumbass
NO IT DIDNT BITE ME... YET
YOU WANT TO MAKE A STICKER
OUT OF MY MISERY?? 😭😭😭
ㅤ
yuu
itll be funny
ㅤ
dumbass
after i round the little guy up
IM MAILING HIM TO YOU🤬
ㅤ
yuu
its great to know you dont
know where i live
ㅤ
dumbass
FUCK I FORGOT ABT THAT
ㅤ
yuu
dumbass
ㅤ
dumbass
YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THIS
RACCOON IS ALL UP IN MY
ASS INSTEAD OF URS 😡
ㅤ
yuu
trust me, im very grateful
🍿😆🥤
ㅤ
dumbass
U LITTLE SHIT
ㅤ
yuu
atleast this little shit
isnt the one on the verge
of getting mauled by a
raccoon
ㅤ
dumbass
😭😭
ㅤ
10 minutes later.
ㅤ
yuu
did it bite off your fingers??
blink twice if you need help
light the bat signal🗣🗣🗣
ㅤ
dumbass
[img.972907]
ITS EATING MY FOOD
this is unacceptable
ㅤ
yuu
provoke it
ㅤ
dumbass
yeah im not doing that 😂
ㅤ
yuu
its kinda cute ngl
ㅤ
dumbass
SEE??? YOU AGREE WITH ME!!
ㅤ
yuu
what if i retract my statement
ㅤ
dumbass
NO TAKEBACKSIES😝‼‼
ㅤ
yuu
i hope it jumps at you
ㅤ
dumbass
DONT SAY THAT
now its staring at me 😐
ㅤ
yuu
fly low🙏
ㅤ
dumbass
🖕
ㅤ
∆∆∆
Today was especially hell, the numbing pain in your body showed no mercy, even going as far as making you feel like you were being stomped by a dozen elephants. There was a burning feeling under all of the shocks and muscle squeezes, furthermore adding to your soulmate mark experience.
Your train of thought couldn't help but wonder what was going on in your soulmate's head. Yes, you knew the source of the problem was because of a terrible injury or a medical condition. Moreover a soulmate mark thing as the sparks held more familiarity than no other.
Sure it hurt like hell but your soulmate couldn't control his emotions, whatever he was feeling was real and hurt a lot judging by how your arms never left your sides and how you were laying in a fetal position.
'What are you going through?'
You didn't know why you even tried, maybe he could hear your thoughts from wherever he is, maybe another soulmate perk? But that seems to be too much of a cheat. Worth a try though.
Why were you showing sympathy for him? Didn't you hate him. You wondered what changed your mind, was it acceptance? Of the fact that Akio exited your life wasn't because of him? Or you just couldn't help but wonder?
Tears streamed down your cheeks, with no signs of stopping. A noise of pain and discomfort came out of your mouth once every few seconds, a string of cursw words repeating over and over like a broken record.
You glanced over to the electronic device that laid on your bed, eyes drooping and eventually falling asleep.
───
A figure with black and yellow tussles of hair could be seen leaning on a wall as he gazed downwards at the cars zooming by from the window of his apartment. No amount words could describe how frustrated he was.
His mind had been stuck on one question, where if he chose the wrong answer, he might just mess things up completely. His gaze moved towards the device in his hand, his phone, and with half-lidded eyes, he scrolled through the past messages you and him shared throughout the months.
Was it the right time to tell you? Or should he wait longer? If he waited longer to tell you, would you hate him?
It may sound dumb, and his friend greatly expressed that to him, saying that he should 'man up and confess your real identity' but he doesn't understand. He doesn't have a soulmate mark.
But... a soulmate mark has no relation to this.
'Yes it does!' He internally screamed, anger dancing in his chocolate like orbs, a tint of red could be seen if you looked close enough. His hands were messily tucked under his tangled locks, occasionally getting stuck whenever he wanted to pull them out making him even more frustrated.
Why are you even trying so hard to be with her?
'I..'
She doesn't even like you.
'...Yes she does.'
She likes Akane Yuu not you, Nishinoya.
'but that's my personality.'
...
We both know it isn't. You've been holding back.
'...'
What if she thinks your weird?
'...'
What if once you show your real personality, she dislikes you?
'...'
'She won't!"
How can you be so sure?
'She sees me as a friend!. It's only a matter of time-'
Matter of time? Till what? You lose her trust?
'...shut up..'
You don't know anything Nishinoya.
You're just a little boy, trying to win the love of your supposed soulmate by slowly gaining their trust.
'Shut up...!'
Only for it all to fade away once she finds out who you truly are.
"SHUT UP!"
Yelled out the male as stray pieces of hair framed his face, his teary eyes making him look all the more terrible. His phone hit the cold floor with a thud, he could hear his screen had cracked but he didn't care, at that moment, he realised.
He needed some time to think.
───
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bleacoholics
online.
ㅤ
sexypapricaca / f/n
hey guys have any of u
seen my wifey y/n :(
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders / kags
i thought you were going to
go to the theater together?
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
yeahh we were but she suddenly
canceled it and i havent talked
to her since this morning
and its 11 pm for god sakes😭
ㅤ
sunbabe / natsu
she also canceled three little
pigs threesome day tomorrow
:(
what am i gonna do with this
plumpy piglet suit...
ㅤ
grampies / hinata
whatever u do, dont give it to
kageyama.
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
what would i do with a fucking
pig costume.
ㅤ
sunbabe
yeah whats the worst he could do
ㅤ
achemy / akemi
remember when you tried fucking
a volleyball? who wouldnt trust you
with anything honestly
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
that was one time 🤬.
ㅤ
achemy
trust once never trust again 🥱
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
thats cool and all but were getting
sidetrackted
MY BABYYY WHERE ARE YOUU
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
istg if that akai akame akanei
whoever the fuck bitchass hoe
is KEEPING MY SWEATY PIE
AWAY FROM ME IM GOING TO
THROW HANDS 🤬🤬🤬💥💥💥
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
rurghh rowugh 😨😨 someones
getting replaced 😂.
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
kageyama i will not hesi fucking tate
to mute you.
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
🤐👌.
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
actually 😈
were about to ring this akane mf
a little spoooky dookie suprise!!!!
BUCKLE UP
ㅤ
sunbabe
you got their number?? 💀
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
y/n sent me it on accident
while she was on a
sending-random-shit-to-f/n-spree😋
that day, i collected teenage mutant
ninja turtle memes like no other 💀
BUT YEAH I HAVE THEIR NUMBER!!
what should i send em...
Their address?? Birth certificate??
ip address?? Or a list of their emails
and their passwords?
Pick one 😍☝️
ㅤ
grampies
maybe send them a hello?? Like
a normal person?? 🤗
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
ur the furthest thing from normal, shoyo.
ㅤ
grampies
WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY ATTACKING ME??!
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
shut it, volleyball kisser.
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
ㅤ
grampies
😡
ㅤ
achemy
send them micheal angelo's feet pics🤤
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
bro im not trying to get blocked here😭
ㅤ
achemy
it's better than sending them their
fucking birth certificate 💀💀
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
....
fair enough
OK I GOT AN IDEA
BRB
ㅤ
───
ㅤ
Wifey stealer
online.
ㅤ
f/n
UwU
OwO
ㅤ
Wifey stealer
whomst the fucketh
ㅤ
f/n
shut your trap bitch
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
HIDING MY WIFE!!!!
ㅤ
Wifey stealer
sir im no wife hider
ㅤ
f/n
its maam to you
ㅤ
wifey stealer
also who r u calling a bitch
im a male ty very much🙄
ㅤ
f/n
ok mitch
HWERE IS MY FUCKING WIFE!!!
OUR THIRDBORN KENNEDITH
HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM THE
HOSPITAL!
YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE
SHE IS 😡😡😡😭😭😭
ㅤ
wifey stealer
um if u could give me ur 'wifeys'
name maybe i could tell u and
ur...third born... where she is😶
ㅤ
f/n
L/N Y/N MOTHER OF THREE
HOTTIE CUTIE GORG ASS BITCH
NOW WHERE TF IS SHE WIFENAPPER
damn... should have made that your
contact name
ㅤ
wifey stealer
you know y/n??
ㅤ
f/n
mr akane yuu i have ur fucking
birth certificate, family card, license,
wallet, atm details, address, hurry
the FUCK up
ㅤ
wife stealer
okay damn 😒
I havent talked to y/n since yesterday
ㅤ
f/n
hmmmm
Im not buying it.
ㅤ
wifey stealer
with that small ass brain of yours
i thought you wouldve
ㅤ
f/n
AHA! so you DO know where she is
ㅤ
wife stealer
is she missing or something?
ㅤ
f/n
no i just havent talked to her all day.....
AND I KNOW U HAVE HER!!!
HAND HER FUCKINH OVER
ㅤ
wifey stealer
no
ㅤ
f/n
😐
no wonder she hates u ughj
ㅤ
wifey stealer
...
she hates me..?
ㅤ
f/n
WHERE IS SHEEE
ㅤ
wifey stealer
I genuinely dont know
ㅤ
f/n
Hmm
guess my time here is done
DONT TRY TO STEAL
MY WIFEY EVER EVER EVERVEERVE!!!
ㅤ
wifey stealer
no promises
ㅤ
───
'She... doesn't actually hate me... does she?'
───
ㅤ
ㅤ
♡
MOMMYSUDDEYS🥺🥺
online.
ㅤ
sexypapricaca / f/n
IM BACK BITCHES
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders / kageyama
i feel like getting stepped on
by clarabell will be worth it.
ㅤ
grampies / hinata
WHAT?
ㅤ
achemy / akemi
i hope she chokes you to death
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
i would thank her.
ㅤ
achemy
? 💀
ㅤ
grampies
????
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
wow i came back at the worst
time 💀
ㅤ
sunbabe / natsu
lets pretend he did not just say that ☺
ㅤ
achemy
agreed 👍
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
i was just stating what i thought.
ㅤ
grampies
we know kageyama, we know.
ㅤ
achemy
so, what happened?
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
he doesn't know where y/n is...
MISSION FAILED😭😭😭😭
ㅤ
achemy
he?
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
he?
ㅤ
grampies
he?he?
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
oh right
he told me he's apart of the Y
chromosome
which kinda surprised me ngl
ㅤ
achemy
wdym it surprised you
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
y/n sent a vid of him twerking
and the walls are peach colored
and there were like yellow colored
lights in the background
so i just kinda assumed 🤩
HE'S SO BAD AT TWERKING THOUGH😭😭
LIKE HOW CAN YOU BE THAT BAD??
He was just wiggling at point 💀
ㅤ
sunbabe
HHAHAHAHAHA
ㅤ
achemy
you have no right to laugh 💀
ㅤ
sunbabe
....
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
💀
ㅤ
sunbabe
at least i have something to
throw back
ㅤ
grampies
LMAO SHE DID NOT 💀
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
OOOOH SHIT
ㅤ
achemy
😠☝️
😔✊
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
💀💀
so like do we resort to
spam calling her or
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
i say we light a dozen fireworks
infront of her house.
ㅤ
grampies
NO! LETS SURPRISE HER WITH
A PARTYYY 🥳🥳
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
....
how r u still so wholesome shoyo
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf is now online.
ㅤ
grampies
?
ㅤ
f/n
never change buddy
ㅤ
grampies
ok :)
ㅤ
achemy
sorry to cut the moment short but
Hi y/n!
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
how come u never greet me
like that 😖
HI BABYYY!!!!!
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
hii
ㅤㅤ
s
exypapricaca
WHERE HAVE U BEEN??😖😖
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
been sleeping like a log
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
ohhh alright
but...a log you say? 😳
hey bbg let me get some
of that woodussy 😫
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
ooohhh ;)
carve me into pieces
daddy 😳
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
here it goes...
smhunkyolaf
mmmmMhMhmMmMN
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
what the actual fuck.
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
aren't u a tight little trunk 😏
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
h-harder-!
ㅤ
achemy
are you two really roleplaying
someone fucking a tree?
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
oh yeah shake those leaves
for me ;)
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
d-daddy, im about to-!
nYaahAhnHahanHhA!!
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
isn't that the sound kuroo
makes when he laughs?
ㅤ
grampies
LMAO 💀
ㅤ
achemy
💀
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
you like that huh?
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
y-yeah i do.. >\\\<
ㅤ
f/n
round two? 😏☝️
ㅤ
achemy
no
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
NO.
ㅤ
grampies
NOO
ㅤ
sunbabe
YEAHH LETS GOO!!!
ㅤ
achemy
....
ㅤ
grampies
....
ㅤ
slapmewiththoseudders
....
ㅤ
achemy
natsu??😦
ㅤ
sunbabe
😄
ㅤ
sunbabe has went offline.
ㅤ
achemy
so shes in to that type of stuff huh
....
interesting :)
ㅤ
grampies
....akemi?
ㅤ
achemy
🏃♀️
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
did you get a good rest though?
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
yea actually i did :)
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
thats great!
though.. i cant help but ask...
what made you so tired that you
slept for an entire day?
we were so worried that we even
contacted akane
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
uhm ill tell you later
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
alright but you better tell me!!!😡
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
i will dw
....
you contacted yuu?
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
yuu???
oh akane, yeah we contacted
him
well more like i contacted him but
the others were there for emotional
support 😻
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
him?
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
yeah, him
WAIT...
you didn't know?!😭
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
no.. lol
how did u find out? did he tell u
his pronouns or something?
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
i called him a bitch and he said
hes a male so yeah i guess he
kind of told me
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
oh cool
....
WAIT.....
HOW DID YOU GET HIS NUMBER??
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
UM UM UM UM UMMMM
I THINK MY PHONE WANTS TO
GO SWIMMING GBYE 😁
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
F/N!!!!
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
ok ok... remember u like to send
me a bunch of random shit on
saturdays?... yeah u sent his number 💀
ㅤ
smhunkyolaf
oh....
ㅤ
sexypapricaca
yeah......
ㅤ
───
ㅤ
The next day.
A raven haired girl could be seen heading towards somewhere, with the rather fast pace she's running you would assume it's urgent. Her blue orbs scanned around the park, seeing an all too familiar orange headed female and waving at her.
"Natsu!"
The female perked up at the call of her name, setting down her phone on her lap, she signaled the ravenette to come over which she did gingerly.
"Akemi!" The brown eyed ginger pulled the older into a hug, which admittingly, made the latter flustered.
They sat beside each other in comfortable silence, one had something on their mind while the other was enjoying the scenery. The ravenette chewed on the insides of her cheeks, frustration bubbling inside her train of thought, as if the track was almost over.
"Hey Natsu.."
"Hm?"
She responded with a soft hum, her gaze still on the passerbys and the beautiful hue the sky had in display. The blue eyed girl stared at the beautiful scene infront of her. To the girl, the ginger looked so serene at that moment.
"I..."
"I lo-"
"-woah look at those birds!" She was cut off the by ginger who exclaimed while pointing to a flock of birds who flew across the sky, in her defense, they did look majestic.
"Oh- sorry..what were you were saying?" The ginger gave her friend an apologetic smile, making the ravenette stared at her palms before looking back at her.
"I-"
"I lo- I- isn't...-"
"Isn't it a bit um, s-shocking.. Noya-San is Y/n's soulmate?" She blurted out a question, facepalming internally. I mean, she did find it flabbergasting.. but she was supposed to say the L word not this!
"Hm... I guess so.."
"-Judging by how she looked at him back then... they probably had some history together." Natsu speculated, her chin on the palm of her hand.
"Yeah.. probably.."
"I just hope whatever happens, they're content with themselves. You know?" Natsu glanced at Akemi with a smile gracing her face. The female returned it almost immediately.
"Could you say the same for us?"
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