Main pairing: Shimizu Kiyoko x Yachi Hitoka
Other pairing(s): Tananoya (Tanaka x Nishinoya) / Tsukikage (Tsukishima x Kageyama) / Daiasasuga (Daichi x Asahi x Sugawara)
Warnings: None
Time: Yachi's 1st year / Kiyoko's 3rd year
Notes: Aroace Yamaguchi / Genderfluid Asahi (they/them)
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*ok but if our name is karaSUNO why is suna from inarizaki not in our team? -tanaka (BABE UR A GENIOUS -noya)*
-Participants: Daichi, Sugawara, Kiyoko, Asahi, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Kinoshita, Narita, Kageyama, Hinata, Yamaguchi, Tsukishima, Yachi-
Yachi: meet tsukishima everyone
-Yachi has shared an attachment-
Tsukishima: i can't believe you ate my strawberry cake
Tsukishima: i hope kiyoko rejects u
Tsukishima: ...
Tsukishima: ok nvm that's too far
Yachi: ...
Tsukishima: i hope you get hit by a car
Tsukishima: there, better :)
Yachi: that IS better
Tsukishima: WHYD U POST HER NAME SHES GONNA SEE U IDIOT
Yachi: I sent it to the first years gc I'm not dumb 😐
Tsukishima: NO?!?!???!?!
Yachi: WAIT WHAT
Yachi: SHITSHITSHIT
Tanaka: babe make popcorn is gonna be fun to watch
Nishinoya: on it 🍿🍿
-Kiyoko has gone online-
Kiyoko: um.. hi?
Yachi: SHIT FUCK UHHH
Yachi: HI SHIMIZU-SAN
Yachi: CAN U LIKE UNSEE THE MESSAGE
Kiyoko: fortunately, i can not
Yachi: UM HAHA
Yachi: YEAH SO FUNNY STORY
Yachi: wait
Yachi: fortunately?
Kiyoko: um yes?
Yachi: I DON'T WANT TO ASSUME ANYTHING BUT DOES THIS MEAN THAT
Yachi: THAT YOU
Kiyoko: yes, hitoka, it means i like you back :)
Kiyoko: if ofc, you do like me?
Tsukishima: i thought lesbians were quick to start a relationship?
Yachi: oh shut up
Yachi: ur acting bitter bcs u don't know how to confess to yama
Tsukishima: STFU YACHI
Tsukishima: OMG DELETE THAT
Tsukishima: HE'S IN THE FUCKING GC
Tsukishima: FUCKING DELETE IT RN
-Yamaguchi has gone online-
Yamaguchi: heyy
Yamaguchi: why tf is tsukki mad at yachi?
Yamaguchi: ohhhh nvm lol
Yamaguchi: just backread
Tsukishima: TADASHI HELP ME
Tsukishima: SHE WON'T DELETE IT
Tsukishima: AND HE WILL SEE IT
Tsukishima: AND IT'LL BE SO SO SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING
Kiyoko: wait... if yama isn't for yamaguchi
Kiyoko: OMG?!
Kiyoko: IS THAT WHY YOU ACT SO VULGAR TOWARDS HIM?!
-Kageyama has gone online-
Kageyama: what tf are you idiots rambling about
Tsukishima: SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Tsukishima: YACHI
Tsukishima: YACHI
Tsukishima: I WILL COME OVER TO UR HOUSE
Tsukishima: AND
Tsukishima: AND
Tsukishima: BEAT UR ASS
Yamaguchi: 🤨
Tsukishima: IDFK HELP ME
Yamaguchi: nah
Yamaguchi: so happy that my aroace ass will never have to deal with this shit
Tsukishima: ykw?
Tsukishima: fuck this shit
Tanaka: oh shit 🍿
Nishinoya: oh shit indeed 🍿
Tsukishima: tobio, i'm in love with you
Kageyama: WHAT
Tsukishima: do what you will with that information
Kageyama: WHAT
-Tsukishima has gone offline-
Kageyama: KEI PICK UP THE PHONE
Kageyama: YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME AFTER THAT
Kageyama: DUDE COME BACK
Hinata: DUDE???
Kageyama: IDFK I'M PANICKING
Hinata: why tf are you panicking exactly?
Hinata: you literally like him back?????
Kageyama: BCS I THOUGHT HE HATED ME AND NOW I FIND OUT THAT HE ACTUALLY LOVES ME AND NOW HE'S GONE OFFLINE AND I CAN'T REACH HIM AND HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I LOVE HIM BACK AND I NEED TO TELL HIM BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE HE WON'T PICK UP HIS PHONE OR ANSWER MY TEXTS AND I'M FREAKING OUT AND
Kageyama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hinata: ok fair
Kageyama: i'm going over to his.
-Kageyama has gone offline-
Yachi: woa
Yachi: that was a hell of a ride
Kiyoko: :)
Tanaka: OMFG
Tanaka: I'M SO GLAD I DIDN'T MISS THIS
Nishinoya: ME TOOO
Nishinoya: OMG
Nishinoya: TWO CONFESSIONS?!?!?!?
Nishinoya: IN ONE DAY??!??!?!??!?!
Nishinoya: HELLO WHAT
Tanaka: i wish everyday was like this
Nishinoya: ikkkkk
-Tsukishima and Kageyama have gone online-
Kageyama: so like
Kageyama: what now?
Tsukishima: fuck me if i know
Yamaguchi: omg ur so awkward
Hinata: JUST LIKE IDFK KISS
Yamaguchi: and hopefully the awkwardness will go away???
Kageyama: what if that's what caused the awkwardness
Hinata: WHAT
Yamaguchi: YOU GUYS KISSED
Tsukishima: um.. so you see..
Tsukishima: run tobio
Kageyama: 🏃♂️
-Tsukishima and Kageyama have gone offline-
Tanaka: lmaooo
Nishinoya: why'd u guys act like kissing is a sin
Nishinoya: *gasp*
Tanaka: did u just
Nishinoya: ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE NEXT ASAJESUSES?!??!?!?!
Tanaka: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS
-Asahi has gone online-
Asahi: stop bullying me :(
Nishinoya: but it's funnnnnn
Asahi: :,(
Nishinoya: aw 🥺🥺
Nishinoya: go cry about it
-Daichi has gone online-
Daichi: WHO TF MADE ASAHI CRY
Nishinoya: I MADE THEM CRY?!?!??!?!
Nishinoya: I'M SO SORRY ASAHI-SAN I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
-Sugawara has gone online-
Sugawara: it's ok noya, they're on their period rn, they cried at a refrigerator ad half an hour ago
Daichi: they did what 💀
Sugawara: yh it was before u got here lmao
Daichi: ok then nvm i'm sorry noya
Daichi: ig i overreacted
Asahi: :(
Asahi: kiyoko help my boyfriends are making fun of me
Kiyoko: sawamura daichi and sugawara koushi.
Sugawara: shit
Kiyoko: do you know how fucking much it hurts to have ur uterus tearing itself to pieces?
Kiyoko: no.
Kiyoko: then SHUT THE FUCK UP
Daichi: we're sorry kiyoko.
Kiyoko: not to me. to them.
Sugawara: we're sorry babe.
Daichi: we're sorry babe.
Asahi: it's ok :,)
Nishinoya: WAIT HELLO
Nishinoya: YOU THREE ARE DATING?!???!?!?!??!
Sugawara: ye
Tanaka: 3 FUCKING SHIPS SAILED TODAY
Tanaka: NOT ONE
Nishinoya: NOT TWO
Tanaka: BUT THREE
Sugawara: WAIT WHO TF ARE THE OTHER TWO
Tanaka: KIYOKO AND YACHI
Daichi: WHAT
Asahi: WHAT
Sugawara: WHAT
Daichi: OMG FINALLY SHE CAN STOP RAMBLING ABOUT HOW PRETTY AND CUTE YACHI IS
Kiyoko: shut up.
Yachi: wait awwww
Kiyoko: should i tell them how you cried over them being mean to each other before you three started dating because you thought they were flirting and that you'd have a chance with neither of them?
Daichi: shut up
Asahi: he did what
Sugawara: we'll tease you about it afterwards.
Sugawara: NOW
Sugawara: WHO'RE THE OTHERS
Nishinoya: KAGEYAMA AND TSUKISHIMA
Daichi: EXCUSE YOU WTF
Daichi: ISN'T YAMAGUCHI IN LOVE WITH TSUKISHIMA?!??!?!
Asahi: YEA I THOUGHT THEY WERE DATING?!?!??!
Yamaguchi: my aroace ass dating that moody ass mf?
Yamaguchi: no ty <3
Tsukishima: uh rude
Yamaguchi: the truth hurts, doesn't it :)
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i wanted to add ennokinoita into this so bad but it's 881 words alreadyyyyyy 😩