Main pairing: Haiba Lev x Yaku Morisuke
Other pairing(s): Kuroken (Kuroo x Kenma) / Yamafuku (Yamamato x Fukunaga)
Warnings: None
Time: Lev's 1st year / Yaku's 3rd year
Notes: None
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*GO KITTY GO*
-Participants: Kuroo, Kenma, Yaku, Lev, Fukunaga, Yamamato, Kai-
Yaku: kuroo i'm gonna fucking kill him
Yaku: or kiss him
Yaku: idk
Kuroo: what'd he do now
Yaku: we were practicing receives, right?
Kuroo: oh no
Yaku: then he POINTED AT ME and said "This one's for you yaku-san"
Yaku: AND FUCKING MISSED IT
Kuroo: NOOOOO ASJHKSDASJDJKASDJA
Yaku: YES
Yaku: WHY TF AM I ATTRACTED TO HIM
Kuroo: idk why are u attracted to him?
Kuroo: i mean we're talking about LEV here
Yaku: I KNOWWWW
Kuroo: anyways
Kuroo: glad u finally decided to tell him :)
Yaku: i didn't decide shit wtf are u talking about
Kuroo: you... texted the gc 🧍♂️
Yaku: I DID WHAT
Yaku: OH SHIT
Yaku: SHIT
Yaku: SHIT
Yaku: WHY DIDNT U TELL ME
Yaku: KUROO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Yaku: DELETE THE MESSAGES RN
-Yaku has deleted 17 messages-
Yaku: I WILL FUCKING OBLITERATE YOU
Yaku: KUROO TETSUROU I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T DELETE THE MESSAGES RN
Kuroo: oooh~ kinky
Yaku: KUROO
Kuroo: damn ok man
-Kuroo has deleted 10 messages-
Lev: hey
Yaku: oh no
Yaku: shitshitshit
Yaku: i'm gonna fucking leave the team
Yaku: this is my resignation
Yaku: goodbye
-Yaku has left the group chat-
Lev: what 🧍♂️
Kenma: here lmao
-Kenma has sent 3 screenshots-
Lev: WHAT
Lev: HE LIKES ME BACK?!??!?!?!?!??!?!
Yamamato: BACK?! YOU LIKE HIM??!?!?
Fukunaga: ur an idiot
Fukunaga: his crush is very obvious
Kai: it really is lmao
Lev: WHAT DO I DO
Lev: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kenma: u can like... stop freaking out and go ask him out?????
Lev: I'M SCAREDDDDD
-Lev has gone offline-
Kenma: y tf is he scared tho
Kenma: yaku obv likes him back
Kuroo: it's not that easy sweetheart
Kenma: sweetheart
Kenma: u called me sweetheart
Kenma: fuck ajdaskjdahsdajdhaksdajdhkasjdkasd
Kuroo: do u not like it?
Kuroo: sorry lol
Kenma: NO
Kenma: KURO
Kenma: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
Kenma: ADDING "LOL" TO UR TEXTS DOESN'T HIDE THE PAIN
Kuroo: yes it does lol
Kenma: NO.
Kenma: ALSO IF U EVER STOP CALLING ME SWEETHEART I WILL CHOKE U
Kuroo: nothing u haven't done before~
Kenma: there's my kuro :)
Kenma: I MEAN
Kenma: THERE'S THE KUROO I KNOW
Kuroo: did u just call me yours?
Kenma: UM NO
Kenma: I DIDN'T
Kenma: OK BYE NOW
Kuroo: i can see you blushing from across the room yknow
Kenma: then stfu and kiss me
-Kuroo and Kenma have gone offline-
Yamamato: why are they so gay
Fukunaga: like we aren't 😩
Yamamato: ur right babe 😩
Kai: not u too 😐
Kai: i feel like i'm 7th wheeling rn..
Kai: wtf
Kai: i want a partner :/