Main pairing: Matsukawa Issei x Hanamaki Takahiro
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Time: Post-timeskip
Notes: None
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*In Matsukawa and Hanamaki's private messages*
Hanamaki: future dilf
Hanamaki: shawty bae
Matsukawa: y did i ask u to marry me
Hanamaki: suffocate me w/ ur mommy milkers
Hanamaki: i wonder how my head would feel
Matsukawa: i don't like where this is going
Hanamaki: being crushed by ur vulumptious thighs
Matsukawa: babe it's spelled volumptuous
Hanamaki: ignoring that homophobic comment
Hanamaki: pls bae just let me get one squeeze of them tits
Matsukawa: AND PPL CALL ME GAY?!?!?!
Hanamaki: when have i denied being gay 🤨
Matsukawa: remember when u said "liking someone's thighs isn't gay bcs girls have thighs too" in hs
Hanamaki: I CAN'T BELIEVE U'D BRING THAT UP
Hanamaki: I WAS IN A DARK PLACE OK????
Matsukawa: was i that someone hiro?
Hanamaki: NO.
Matsukawa: oh, so it was me~
Hanamaki: ASDSADJKAHSD
Matsukawa: U CANT GET ENOUGH OF ME
Matsukawa: I BET UR BLUSHING RN
Hanamaki: u have no proof
Matsukawa: U SO ARE
Hanamaki: no i'm not
Hanamaki: ugly
Matsukawa: so mature babe 😩😩
Hanamaki: don't contact me
Hanamaki: never wanna see u again
Matsukawa: not even my thighs 🤨🤨
Hanamaki: i hate u
-5 minutes later-
Hanamaki: ISSEI STOP IGNORING MEEE
Matsukawa: sorry babyyy
Matsukawa: was taking a massive poo
Hanamaki: ur a massive poo
Matsukawa: 😔
Hanamaki: i'm sorry
Matsukawa: i forgive u
Hanamaki: i'm sorry that ur such a big fat poo poo head with a stinky butt
Matsukawa: THE BETREYAL
Hanamaki: im joking 🤪🤪
Hanamaki: so quirky of me to use those emojis haha /s
Hanamaki: i love u sm <333
Matsukawa: be careful hiro u sound a lil bit fruity rn
Hanamaki: :(
Matsukawa: i love you too fart head <3
Hanamaki: >:O
Hanamaki: the bed is so empty rn
Hanamaki: so so bare
Hanamaki: and the blanket is so thin
Hanamaki: and i'm so cold :(
Hanamaki: such a shame
Matsukawa: ok u big baby i'm omw from the living room to our bedroom
Matsukawa: it's a long way bcs our apartment is HUGE
Hanamaki: babe we live in a 2+1
Matsukawa: SO SO BIG 😩😩😩
Hanamaki: AS I WAS SAYING
Hanamaki: if only there were a certain pair of juicy thighs to warm me up 😩😩
Matsukawa: alr u know what
Matsukawa: i'm omw
Matsukawa: back to the couch u sick freak
Hanamaki: NO
Hanamaki: ISSEI
Hanamaki: COME BACK
Matsukawa: come haha
Hanamaki: ur maturity just topped how do u feel
Matsukawa: submissive~
Hanamaki: SDJHASDKASJDAKSD
Hanamaki: I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ASJKDASDKJ
Hanamaki: WE SHOULD USE THAT AGAINST IWAIZUMI WHEN HE COMES OVER TO VISIT W/ KAWA
Matsukawa: babe iwa's an oikawa now
Hanamaki: OH RIGHT
Hanamaki: *when the oikawas come over
Matsukawa: come haha
Hanamaki: MORE IMPORTANTLY
Hanamaki: r u COMING to bed?
Matsukawa: 🛏🏃♂️