Obi Wan: Hey, since tomorrow is April fools, and none of us want to get pranked like last year, what do you say we make a promise: no pranks?
Aayla: Oh sure.
Kit: Yeah, works with me.
Shaak Ti: Okay. But if any of my toilet paper gets stolen, I'm declaring war.
Ahsoka: After Anakin replaced my soap with some fancy cheese, I will gladly agree to no more pranks
Eth Koth: Please, that's nothing. He put a fake lizard on my toilet. -Shudders-
Adi Gallia: Fineee it's a deal.
Obi Wan: Anakin?
Obi Wan: Anakin???
Mace Windu: Skywalker is gone, and we are all in trouble.
The next day:
Fives: Hey, Echo, wake up.
Echo: Okay, okay, I'm- AHHHHHHH
-Echo wakes up to this in his face:
Echo: What the fridge Fives!!??!?
Fives: Hahahaha April Fools!
Jesse: Guys! There's kool-aid in the fridge!
Kix: That sounds kinda suspicious-
Dogma: Shh!!!
-Fives and Hardcase take a sip, then spit it out immedinetly.
Jesse: Ewww!!!! Seriously?? What is that?
Hardcase: Cheese-flavored kool-aid? Cool!
Dogma: HAHAHA this is what I did:
Echo: That's the grossest thing I've ever heard of.
Tup: Whoever thought it was funny to put a fake cockroach in the shower, it was not. That thing fell off the wall onto me. Ugh.
Fives:
Echo:
Jesse:
Fives: That wasn't fake.
Tup: ....AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Rex: And, it looks like it's the start of another loud, very chaotic, day.
Kix: Been pranked yet, Rex?
Rex: My office is completely filled with balloons, and someone replaced my coffee with dirt. What do you think?
Meanwhile at the Jedi Temple:
Obi Wan: Did every single one of you forget how we agreed to no pranks last night? I went to take a shower this morning, and when I came back, my bed was covered with corn. Seriously?
Kit: Oh. Corn bread. I get it. Clever.
Aayla: ....I'm pretty sure none of us stayed true to our word.
Adi Gallia: Someone put fake worms in my shoes. Does that answer your question?
Shaak Ti: Why are there potatoes on every single ceiling fan?
Adi Gallia: ....I did do that
Obi Wan: Okay who covered my shoe in jello?!?!
Ahsoka: :0 can we see it?
Obi Wan: No. I can't believe this.
Ahsoka: That's nothing. My entire room is filled with string cheese! And if Anakin thought this was funny, he's 100% wrong:
Aayla: Omg that's terrifying.
Ahsoka: You're telling me
Padme: -sighs- This. This is what I found in my bathroom:
Padme: I threw a can of lysol at it and screamed when its head fell off. What the brick Anakin?!?!
Rex: We have to get General Skywalker back.
Obi Wan: What did he do?
Rex: THIS is what he did:
Rex: My entire room, is filled with cheetos.
Ahsoka: Ohohoho no way.
Vos: Reminds me of the time I filled the bathroom with shrimp.
Aayla: You what??
Plo Koon: Ah! Who put a fake snake between the cabbages?! Scared me to death!
Ahsoka: I'm sorry Master Plo. That was meant for Anakin.
Anakin: Did somebody say my name?
Obi Wan: ANAKIN!!!
Anakin: What? Did you find the Shrek cut out I put in your bathtub yet?
Obi Wan: What-
Ahsoka: You're the one who replaced the water in my shower with green slime, aren't you?
Anakin: You know me too well Snips.
Rex: My vaccum is already filled and there's still millions of cheetos left in my room!!!!
Kit: Whoever replaced the milk with glue, gross.
Aayla: Wait you actually drank it?
Kit: ....Maybe.
Padme: Anakin, putting a picture of your face on my rearview mirror do not work. I slammed the gas pedal as hard as I could.
Anakin: Ha. 🤣
Obi Wan: You better run because we're coming for you.
Mace Windu: Yes, we are.
Ahsoka: What did Anakin do this year?
Mace Windu:
Mace Windu: I've been at it for 5 hours now, and I cannot get the plastic wrap off. You will pay Skywalker!!!! You will pay!!!!! 😡😡😡😡
Elsewhere:
Fives: Why did you fill the fridge with hot dogs?!?!? They just kept coming and coming and-
Echo: It was revenge time 😜
Tup: Where did u even get that many hot dogs at?
Echo: The Bad Batch knew a guy.
Rex: Boys, leaving these all over the house was not funny. It was gross:
Hardcase: But you can eat them!!
Jesse: Speaking of that, someone left donuts in the kitchen!
Fives: Oh yum!!!
Kix: When will they learn.
Jesse and Fives spit the donuts out
Kix: That their actions have consequences
Jesse: Yuck! Gross!!!
Fives: Seriously Dogma?!?! Again??!
Dogma: Wasn't me. I'm just the one who replaced the chair in the living room with one that breaks when you sit in it.
Tup: Ahhh!!!
Hardcase: It was me!!! April Fools!
Jesse: What did you put in those donuts?!
Hardcase: This what I did:
Fives: Ahhhh man. Wish I'd thought of that
Tup: Ahhh!!! Look what's in the living room!
Fives: Omg is that a rat?!?!
Hardcase: AHHHH!!!!
Jesse: I'll slap it with this broom and scare it into the box!
Jesse does so
Fives: Wait a minute...
Echo: It's a beet root, lol
Dogma: Hahaha got 'em!
Tup: Nice!
Jesse: That was very low. But not as low as me replacing the germ-x with glue. 🤣
Kix: Wait WHAT-
Later that day:
Anakin: WHAT THE CHICKEN
Ahsoka: What's wrong Master?
Adi Gallia: Was it the "body" on the couch? That scared me to death earlier today:
Shaak Ti: I knew that toilet paper would come in handy.
Anakin: NO! I think you all know what I'm talking about.
Rex: I've seen so many pranks today, I wouldn't know.
-He sits on a whoopie cushion
Rex: See what I mean?
Cody: Got you...
A gallon of applause falls on him
Rex: No. I got you
Anakin: You will not believe what someone did to me!!! And those that know what they did, I'm coming for you!!!
Obi Wan: Tell us what happened. We'd love to hear it.
Anakin: So first, someone filled my van will blown up rubber gloves. Who does that?!?!
Ahsoka: Lol
Anakin: Then, I get home, after stabbing every last glove with my lightsaber.
Rex: Not surprised.
Anakin: Then I walk in the door, and you won't believe this part- 200 rubber chickens fall ontop of me. I screamed my lungs out, as more and more of those terrifying plastic souls rained down upon me. I slaughtered every last one of them, and I was still paranoid for hours! Who could've done such a thing!?!?
Obi Wan: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Padme: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ahsoka: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rex: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anakin: But that's not the most terrifying part- I go into my bedroom, and this gigantic, 12 foot cutout of chicken little is standing there. I have never been more terrified in my entire life.
Cody: Belive me, we know. We saw the security footage. 🤣🤣🤣
Anakin: Who is responsible for this!?!?!
Obi Wan:
Padme:
Ahsoka:
Rex:
Anakin: It was all of you, wasn't it.
Anakin: Well jokes on you, because pink glitter and marshmallows are about to fall from the ceiling onto you
Ahsoka: Waitwaitwaitwaitno-
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Guys, I have terrible news. This is the last chapter I will be writing. Ever.
April Fools
I'm sooo sorry, lol. I just had to.
Fives: You had me like, panicking, lol
Braidzella: Well funny story, about this. I didn't even realize it was gonna be April Fools day until Wednesday night, so I was like OMG the annual April Fools Day chapter! I almost wasn't gonna do it because I actually already finished all ofher chapters in this book. (There's a limit of 200 parts y'all) But then I was like, wait a minute: I can't break a tradition! So here it is.
Was rereading the one from last year and I couldn't stop laughing. What's wrong with my humor- nonono it's perfect
Meme of the week:
True that 👆
And another one:
Lol Obi Wan would do that 👀
And then just this cuz my heart-
Ahhhhhh Dave knows what he was doing-
This:
Honestly it's strange when you realize Ezra's lightsaber techniques have been passed down from Mace Windu. Wow
Fives: My lineage should be passed down.
Braidzella: You're lineage of what?
Fives: My ability to prank people.
Braidzella: Please, you've never pranked me.
Fives: Hey, did you see that cricket on the wall
Braidzella: What do you- AHHHHH!!!! FIVES!!!!!
Fives: Got you! It was fake, lol.
Braidzella: I will get you for that.
Fives: I bet you can't.
Braidzella: Did you happen to notice the Sarlacc Pit beside you?
Fives: Haha as if I would ever- AHHHH!!! ITS GOT ME!!!! ITS GOT ME!!!!!
Braidzella: Fooled ya! It's fake, lolololol
Fives: Oh, this prank war is just starting.
Braidzella: I call use of cheetos!!!!
Fives: Not if I get to them first!
Fives out-
Braidzella out-