COTE one-shots

By KingpinRisette

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This happened just because there's so many random stories on my head driving me crazy so I decided to write i... More

Baby Kiyo
Baby Kiyo Pt. 2
Baby Kiyo Pt. 3
Baby Kiyo Pt. 4
Reaction Time #1: Baby Kiyo Pt. 1 & 2
Reaction Time #2: Baby Kiyo Pt. 3
Reaction Time #3: Baby Kiyo Pt. 4
Reaction Time #4 Teaser
no one
I love you just the way you are
Reaction Time #4: Bitter Betrayal
Reaction Time #5: I love you just the way you are
Reaction Time #6: no one
The Genius, The Ladies' Man, The Delinquent, & The Tutor
The Genius, The Ladies' Man, The Delinquent, & The Tutor Pt.2
The Genius, The Ladies' Man, The Delinquent, & The Tutor Pt.3
Reaction Time #7: The Genius, The Ladies' Man, The Delinquent, & The Tutor Pt.1
Reaction Time #8: The Genius, The Ladies' Man, The Delinquent, & The Tutor Pt.2
Reaction Breaktime #1: The Queen or The AI
Reaction Time #9: The Genius, The Ladies' Man, The Delinquent, & The Tutor Pt.3
A Lolicon's Dream...but not for Kiyo
A Lolicon's Dream...but not for Kiyo Pt.2
A Lolicon's Dream...but not for Kiyo Pt.3
KKK (Not the Katipunan or the racist white hooded bastards)
Reaction Breaktime #2: Kiyomaya date
Reaction Time #10: A Lolicon's Dream...but not for Kiyo
Reaction Time #11: A Lolicon's Dream...but not for Kiyo Pt.2
Reaction Time #12: A Lolicon's Dream...but not for Kiyo Pt.3
Classroom of the Musical Elite
Reaction Crossover #1: Tokyo Revengers Pt.1
Reaction Crossover #1.2: Tokyo Revengers
Reaction Crossover #1.3: Tokyo Revengers
Reaction Breaktime #3: ANHS vs Toman
Cosplaying characters from a game I haven't played yet
Cosplaying characters from a game I haven't played yet Pt. 2
Reaction Crossover #2.2: Genshin Impact
Reaction Crossover #2.3: Genshin Impact
Reaction Breaktime #3.1: Team Meeting
A Fresh Start
Kiyo Facts
Kiyo Facts Pt. 2
Horror Movie Night
Ayanokouji Group Shenanigans
A Surprising Request
Life-changing Announcement
Breaking Point
An old friend
An Unbreakable Bond
Confrontation
Cheering him up?
Masumi Kamuro's Revelation
A New Beginning
Akehama Chronicles
Reaction Breaktime #3.2: Genshin Sports Festival
Prologue: A delinquent's beautiful sight
Wait what?!
Late Night Comfort
Akehama Chronicles #2
A New High School Experience
Ahem...Oh hello there...
Reaction Breaktime #3.3: Genshin Sports Festival
Punishment Time!
Reaction Time #13: ???
Reaction Time #14: Hornii~
Elevator Troubles
Hail to the King, baby!
Reaction Time #15: Sadistic Puppy
Who's Next?
A Day to Remember
Reaction Crossover #3.1: ???
Kiyosumi Protection Squad #1: Mako, Haruka, Hiyori
Kiyosumi Protection Squad #2: Keisei & Yosuke
Kiyosumi Protection Squad #3: Kouhais
Hail to the king, baby! Pt. 2
Kiyosumi Protection Squad #4: Special Defective vs Kazuomi Housen
Kiyosumi Protection Squad #5: The Final
Massive Changes
Eye for an Eye
New School Year, New Class!
Convinced or Manipulated?
Reaction Crossover #4.1: Investigation Team
Teenage Dream
A day in the life of the Ayanokouji Family
Switch Me Down, Baby!
FINALLY?!
Win
The Authority's reaction to Y2V9 Cover
The Authority reacts to COTE S3EP3 "Kamuro Scene"
The Authority reacts to COTES3E4
The Authority reacts to COTE S3EP5
The Authority reacts to COTE S3EP8

Reaction Crossover #2.1: Genshin Impact

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By KingpinRisette

"Well, it's been a while, hasn't it?" KR asked.

"What in the world are you talking about? You've been gone for like, ten minutes." Akito said.

"Wait really? For me, it was like a month." KR said.

"Anyway, the next video will be completely different this time as we're going to have another set of guests to react with us." He added.

"And before you say anything, no. It's not another set of delinquents." Ritsu said.

Everyone sighed in relief.

"But instead, these guys are from a fantasy world called Teyvat. Pretty exciting, right?" She asked.

"Teyvat?! Then does that mean--"

"Yes indeed, Sotomura! We're inviting the whole cast of Genshin Impact! And when I say the whole cast, I meant the main characters that the Traveler have met from Monstadt, Liyue, and Inazuma!" 

All the students that have played Genshin Impact were celebrating in joy.

"Oh by the way…" KR took a deep breath and said…

"Glory to the Almighty Shogun!"

"Glory to the Almighty Shogun!" The Genshin players followed.

"Now now, settle down everyone. Since and Ritsu will now prepare the summoning ritual, we ask for complete silence because uhmm… it's gonna be a lot." KR said.

'Good thing the story is not completely finished because otherwise…' KR thought.

KR and Ritsu are now preparing the ritual.


"From traveling across the world, to be called upon a place I wish to call home…"


"Yet I must not get attached for I only have one purpose…"


"For me to find my sister but the bonds I have made across these three nations…"


"Made me realize how much I appreciate their efforts…"


"Wait for me, my dear sister…I'll make sure to bring you back, no matter what."


"Now let me give the strength I fully needed for I will now call them one by one by each nation…"


A bunch of chairs appeared that it took half of the auditorium.


"FIRST UP, MONDSTADT!"


"Venti!"


"Amber!"


"Kaeya!"


"Jean!"


"Lisa!" 


"Diluc!" 


"Eula!"


"Noelle!" 


"Albedo!"


"Sucrose!"


"Mona!"


"Rosaria!"


"Barbara!"


"Razor!"


"Fischl!"


"Bennett!" 


"Klee!"


"Diona!" 


"NOW FOR LIYUE!"


"Zhongli!"


"Xiao!" 


"Tartaglia!"


"Ningguang!"


"Keqing!" 


"Ganyu!" 


"Beidou!" 


"Hu Tao!" 


"Yanfei!" 


"Xiangling!" 


"Xinyan!"


"Chongyun!" 


"Xingqiu!" 


"Qiqi!" 


"NEXT UP, INAZUMA!"


"Raiden Shogun!" 


"Yae Miko!" 


"Kujou Sara!" 


"Kaedehara Kazuha!" 


"Sangonomiya Kokomi!" 


"Kamisato Ayaka!"


"Gorou!" 


"Thoma!"


"Yoimiya!" 


"Sayu!" 


"And last but not the least…"


"Paimon!" 


"Aether!" 


As all the names they've called, they have been summoned.

"It is done."

"Haruka, am I dreaming right now or am I actually seeing my main, Ganyu?!" Akito asked.

"Lisa…" Sotomura forced himself not to get a nosebleed.

"Huh? Where are we?" Aether asked.

"Paimon doesn't know where we are either." The emergency food said.

"Traveler!" 

A certain girl ran towards Aether.

"This is such an unsual place." Kaeya looks around the whole auditorium.

"Hmph." Diluc is being Diluc.

"Are we stuck somewhere? If we are, Klee can--" 

"No." Jean cuts her off.

Klee pouted.

"Oh my, there so much students in here. One of them is really cute though." Lisa is staring at Ayanokouji.

"What is this place? Was there an enemy that transported us?" Raiden Shogun, which turned into Ei asked.

 "I'm sure that HE will explain everything." Yae Miko pointed at KR.

"Does anyone know where Hu Tao went?" Xingqiu asked.

"Even in this world, she's still running around somewhere. I cannot stand that child." Zhongli said.

"This place feels odd." Venti said.

"Ahem! May I please have your attention?" KR asked.

"Who are you, unknown stranger? State your name, now." Kujou Sara prepares her bow. 

'Is this her revenge because I thought that she looks like Shinohara-san?' Matsushita thought.

'No, it's my fault.' KR read her mind.

Soon enough, everyone did the same, making the ANHS students including KR and Ritsu frightened.

"Wait wait wait! Calm down! I mean you all no harm! You have my word." KR panicked.

"Please put down your weapons! We are not your enemy so calm down!" 

Most of them put out their weapons. 

"Thank you. Ahem. Welcome, residents of Teyvat. My name is KR and I am the one who transported you here for a specific reason." 

"Is there a specific reason why you transported us here?" Jean asked.

"Yes, Master Jean. As you can see, this place may seem to be unfamiliar to you all but that's because this is a different universe. So I welcome you all to our world since I will show you something very memorable."

Someone raised their hand.

"Yes?"

"You're gonna bring us back to our world, right?" Yoimiya asked.

"Ofcourse, but only after we show you all the stuff we're gonna react to." Ritsu answered.

"But first, if you all don't mind, may you all introduce yourselves at the wonderful and curious students here." KR pointed at the ANHS students.

"Let's start with the residents of Mondstadt." Ritsu said.

"Very well then. I am Jean, Acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius."

"She's so beautiful…" Haruka muttered.

"The same goes for everyone." Keisei said.

"Hello there, sweeties. My name is Lisa, a fellow librarian of Mondstadt."

"Ah, my heart!" Sotomura passed out.

"Outrider Amber, reporting for duty! Nice to meet you all!" 

"Oohh, she seems nice." Hiyori said.

"Kaeya, Calvary Captain of the Knights of Favonius." 

Some girls were screaming on how soothing his voice is.

"Diluc of Mondstadt. Not interested in idle chitchat." 

"I want him now…" Hoshinomiya-sensei muttered.

"Spark Knight Klee of the Knights of Favonius! Uhm, there some more I wanna say but I forgot. Sorry."

"She's a Knight?!" Everyone was surprised.

'Why do I have a sudden urge to give her the best headpat ever?' Ayanokouji thought.

"My name is Noelle, maid of the Knights of Favonius. I would be willing to help you out if you have something troubling you. Please do not hesitate to ask me." 

"She's so formal." Nanase said.

"Eula Lawrence. Spindrift Knight, Knights of Favonius Reconnaissance Company."

"Say it, say the famous line!" Hashimoto shouted.

"Huh? Are you threatening me? Hmph, mark my words, vengeance will be mine!" 

"THERE IT IS!" The ANHS students who played the game cheered in joy.

"These kids are weird." Eula muttered.

"I am Albedo, Chief Alchemist of the Knights of Favonius. Hm? Excuse me but may I study you later? If you do not mind."  

"Fufufu, I would be honored." Sakayanagi said.

"My name is Sucrose…researcher of the Alchemy and…I am also Albedo's assistant."

"Atleast she's not THAT shy." Haruka muttered.

"I am Astrologist Mona Megistus, meaning, "The Great Astrologist Mona." If you wish to know your fate, you know who to come by." 

"She just introduced herself twice." Hirata said.

"Yeahhh, it's better if you don't destroy her pride." Akito whispered.

"I heard that." Mona glared at the two of them.

"I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, thy all should be honored for this unusual fate. May the glory of the Prinzessin shall bring light to this unforsaken world."

"What she means is, nice to meet you. I am Oz." 

"Is that a talking bird?" Shinohara asked.

"Akito, your inner chuunibyou is awakening." Keisei said.

"Shut it." Akito looks away.

"I'm Bennett, leader of Benny's Adventure Team!" 

"I feel a string of bad luck coming from him." Tsubaki muttered.

"Razor. I smell meat. Where is it?"

'Now I'm craving for some meat.' Ritsu thought.

"Diona, Bartender of the Cat's Tail!"

"Hm? Bartender you say?" Shibata felt excited for some reason.

"Hello everyone, Barbara is here! It's so nice to meet you all!" 

"We are so going to be best friends." Amikura said.

"The name is Rosaria. If you're gonna ask me something that it's related to prayer, don't come near me." 

"That is one sexy edgy goth nun." Nishino muttered.

"Hey there, everyone! I'm Venti the Bard! Nice to meet you all!" 

"She looks cute." A random student said.

"He's a guy, you idiot." Hashimoto said.

"I think that's all of Monstadt now. Well then, next up is Liyue." KR said.

"I suppose I should start first. I am Ningguang. Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing." 

"She defines the word of Royalty." Manabu said.

'Judging from her accent, I'm assuming their nation has a chinese vibe into it.' Ayanokouji thought.

"My name is Ganyu. I am the Secretary of the Liyue Qixing. It's a pleasure to meet you all." 

"Akito-senpai, are you okay?!" Nanase asked in concern.

"She's…so…precious…" Akito passed out with a bloody nose.

"I am Keqing. Yuheng of the Liyue Qixing." 

"May I ask the reason for you to stare at me like that?" She asked.

"Nothing…" Kei replied.

"Yo, I'm Beidou. Captain of the Crux." 

"This chick is the perfect definition of badassery." Ryuuen said.

"You do know most of them are older than us, right?" Ibuki said.

"Hello everyone! My name is Xiangling! I'm a chef from Liyue! Does anyone want some fried chicken?!" 

"She's…too excited about food." Kanzaki muttered.

"Xinyan's the name and I'm the rock and roll prodigy of Liyue! Rock on, everyone!" 

"SHE IS INTERESTING." Albert said.

"My name is Yanfei, top legal expert in Liyue. No one and I MEAN no one can top my level since I'm fully versed in every area of the law. From civil mediation, to criminal lawsuits, I'll guarantee you a satisfactory conclusion of every case you give me!"

"I can write a whole essay with her just talking to me." Hirata said.

"My name is Chongyun, and I have practiced the art of Exorcism that my family has passed in for generations. I hope we can all get along." 

"He looks like the chinese version of Jack Frost." Sudo muttered.

"I am Xingqiu, and when it comes to the world of books, I am fond of it completely. I'm hoping that some of you share the same aspect as I do."

"Me! Me! I'll read books with you along with my book buddy!" Hiyori was completely overjoyed.

Ayanokouji nodded while giving the happy Hiyori a headpat.

"Really?! I would very much appreciate it!" Xingqiu was getting excited.

"I am Qiqi. I am a zombie…I forgot what to say next."

"A what now? A Zombie?" Satou asked.

Some of the ANHS students were both getting frightened and confused.

"My name is Zhongli, a consultant of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor."

"You want some wine, Re--Mr. Zhongli?" Hashimoto asked.

"Wait no--"

"Osmanthus wine taste the--"

"Next one please!" Ritsu shouted.

"Hey, everyone. I'm Childe. nice to meet you all." 

"Marry me, daddy…" Asahina muttered.

"Ah yes, Zhongli's human wallet." Sotomura who's been woken up said.

"Xiao. That's all I have to say." 

Some other girls started screaming on how handsome he is.

"AAHHHHH! A GHOST!" Haruka shouted.

"Hihihi…you've been pranked!" 

"So that's were she went…" Zhongli facepalmed.

"Now where did she go?!" Keisei asked.

"Right here!" Hu Tao is now sitting on Aether's shoulders.

"I am Hu Tao! The Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor! If your special someone has been deceased, I'll give you a special discount!"

"She reminds me of a certain someone." Ayanokouji muttered while noticing that Amasawa was now sitting on his shoulders.

"Classic Hu Tao. And finally, Inazuma!" 

"This may be absurd but I'll ignore it. I am the Raiden Shogun, the ruler of the Inazuma Shogunate." 

"Why won't you come home?!" Most of the genshin players were bawling their eyes out as they ran out of primogems.

"Booba sword…" Amikura muttered.

"It's feels nice being a whale." Hashimoto said.


"I demand silence!"


A loud thunder was heard.

"Eek! The Shogun is pissed!" Matsushita clings to Ayanokouji's arm.

"Yupp, this is definitely not Ei." Sotomura said.

"She even got me nervous." Ryuuen said.

"O-Okay next one, please." Ritsu nervously said.

"Yae Miko. That's all you need to know." 

The Shogun shrugs.

"I like her already." Queen Kiryuuin said.

"Please be my mommy…" Ishizaki muttered.

"I am Kujou Sara. General of the Tenryou Commission and I serve by the rule of the Almighty Shogun."

"How's the "Aethernity" going?". Akito said which made Sara glare at him.

"Sangonomiya Kokomi, leader of the resistance."

"Akito-senpai, I know what you are thinking and my answer is no. I will not cosplay as Kokomi-san." Nanase said.




(A/N: If you're wondering why some of the Genshin characters aren't killing each other right now, because I may or may not made some adjustments. Like, all of them are kinda neutral to each other.)




"I am Gorou, I stand by the side of her excellency as the General of the Resistance."

"He's a general at that age? Impressive." Ryuuen said.

"I am Kaedehara Kazuha, a wanderer who roams the land." 

"Oh look, it's Aether's long lost brother." Shibata said.

"Atleast Aether is alive, unlike his friend." A random student said which was heard by everyone.

"Not cool, dude." Sotomura said.

"KR, is it? May you give me permission to slice this person's head off?" Kazuha asked in a cold tone.

"Go ahead." KR answered as he snaps his fingers, transporting the two of them in the private room.

"Alright then, continue on." Ritsu said.

"I am Kamisato Ayaka, the eldest daughter of the renowned Kamisato Clan. I am very much obliged to meet you all except for that one student." 

"Oohhh, I like her hairstyle." Ichinose said.

"Ah yes, the one who simps for the Traveler with wet socks." Sotomura muttered.

"I'm Thoma, housekeeper of the Kamisato Clan. Nice to meet you, everyone." 

"My favorite husbando…" Airi muttered.

"Hey there, everyone! My name is Yoimiya! If it's possible, let's celebrate our sudden meetup with some fireworks!" 

"She's so adorable." Matsushita said.

'Fireworks? I'm quite curious about that. I'll just KR later so he can approve.' Ayanokouji thought.

"Hmm…hrrmm…h-huh? Why is everyone looking at me?" 

"It's your turn." Yoimiya whispered.

"Oh. I'm Sayu. I am a ninja…" 

Sayu falls asleep while standing up.

"And that's all of Inazuma! Now for the main stars of the show!" KR shouted.

"Me first! Me first! My name is Paimon! I'm--"

"EMERGENCY FOOD!" The Genshin players shouted.

"What the?! Even in another world?! How many times does Paimon have to tell you all?! Paimon is not EMERGENCY FOOD!"

"That's Paimon for you. Hello everyone, I am Aether. A traveler that roams the nations of Teyvat." 

"Mr. Honorary Knight is the best!" Klee happily shouted.

"He is my little cutie after all." 

Aether blushed at Lisa's statement.

Someone raised their hand.

"Hm? Do you have a question, uhmmm…" Aether focused on a certain student.

"It's Kushida." 

"Ahh, okay then. Are you curious about something, Kushida?" Aether asked.

"Yes, actually. I was just wondering…is she your girlfriend?" 

Everyone just noticed that a certain someone was really close to Aether.

"H-huh? O-Oh no, it's nothing like that at all. I was just concerned for his well-being, that is all." Ayaka nervously respond.

"Claiming your target immediately, I see." Yoimiya said.

"She was excited to meet the traveler after all." Thoma joins in.

"P-Please stop with the teasing, it is embarrassing. I apologize for my behavior, Aether. I-It's just that…" Ayaka hides her face with her fan.

"There's no need to apologize for something like that, you can be yourself to me if you're comfortable with it. You should worry about yourself first but seeing how concerned you are for me made me happy. Besides, I should be the one who should be concerned for you." Aether smiled.

'He…cares for me?' Ayaka thought.

"Aether…I apologize in advance for what I am about to do but for now, let me be selfish." Ayaka started to blush heavily then she slowly clings to his arm.

"What a smooth criminal." Akito smirked.

"Nice girl." Ayanokouji muttered.

"Ahem."

Someone from behind grabs Aether's shoulder.

It was Keqing.

"May I ask what you have been doing in Inazuma? And who might our new friend be, my dear?" Aether noticed Keqing was smiling at him but didn't reach her eyes.

"Uhmm…trying to find my sister? Also, what's with the last part? Never heard you called me that before." Aether felt scared for some reason.

"Oya? Can the traveler here sense trouble approaching? I can feel your body feeling cold." Hu Tao is still sitting on Aether's shoulders.

"How about you try getting off me first? Your thighs are squeezing my face." Aether said.

"Welcome to my world." Ayanokouji said while Amasawa squeeze his face with her thighs.

"How many girls have you swoon over by now? This is quite unacceptable, even for you, Aether." Yanfei pinched his cheeks.

'At this rate, there would be more girls that he would practically make them fall to their knees and fall for him as usual. Wait a minute, If that ever happens…am I too late?! What am I saying?! And here I thought that he has a thing for me but…oh great! It is the exact opposite! Curse you, Aether! This is all your fault for making me fall for you! Atleast feel the same way as I do! It would be nice being together with him though. Just the two of us, him listening to my non-stop babbling about the law and the stars above while he rest on my lap, not complaining one bit or even stopping me. He does live up to his promises and all. That's what so amazing about him that I just want to hang out with him, just the two of us. I wonder how different our life would be if he finally becomes my husband?'  Yanfei thought.


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"Aether, stop it. Can't you see I'm busy?"


"What's the harm? Atleast we finally have some alone time together."


"You're such a tease, you know that? I would sue you if teasing was against the law."


"But you love that about me, don't you?" 


"How many times have you said that to the other girls, huh?" 


"Just one." 


"And how did that work out for you?"


"Let's just say…I already got her where I wanted to…"


"Eek! Not there! You already know how sensitive my antlers are!" 


"I like seeing this side of you. It's really cute."


"Not fair…by the way, who was that one lucky girl that got to heard your corny line?" 


"Who else other than the person I'm with right now…"


"H-Hey, y-you're not thinking about touching anywhere else besides my antlers, are you?" 


"Shhhh, no more talking…let me handle the rest."


"I will get you for this someday…"


"I love you, Yanfei…"


"Hrrhmm…I love you too…my Aether…"


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"--fei…Yanfei? Are you okay?" Aether asked in concern.

"Please be gentle…" Yanfei muttered.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Aether was confused.

"Wait--what did I just blurt out?!" Yanfei is losing it.

'Swoon over? So this is what it feels like for Aether to have close friends? It seems nice to have this many but I am curious as to why are most of them are females?' Ayaka thought, still clinging to Aether's arm.

"It's quite surprising seeing my cutie with this many girls surrounding him. Maybe I should step my game up as well~" Lisa chuckled.

"Please tell me you're joking, Lisa." Jean facepalmed.

"The Honorary Knight has gotten quite popular, hasn't he? Hm? Is there something wrong, Barbara?" Noelle asked.

"Huh?! Oh uhh, it's nothing." Barbara replied.

'Is this the work of another curse? Shall I remove it again once we're alone?…' Barbara thought while blushing.




(A/N: If you know, you know.)




'What did I do to deserve this?' Aether thought.

"Kushida right? Catch this!" Amber threw something at her.

"Huh? Oohhh, this is so cute! Wait a minute, why is everyone moving away from me?" Kushida confusingly asked.

"Go go, Baron Bunny!" Amber shouted.

"Wha--"


*BOOM


Kushida got knocked out from the explosion.

"What did you do that for?" Kaeya asked.

"No reason." Amber said.

'That's what she get for prying into Aether's business. Now she got girls flocking all over him.' She thought.

"Well isn't this a surprise. The Traveler is also a chick magnet. Kinda reminds me of someone." Ryuuen looks at Ayanokouji.

"We got ourselves another King!" Hashimoto shouted.

"You really are a snake." Kamuro said.


Time passes as the whole ANHS students introduced themselves.


"Ohhh, I see. I supposed you do not mind if I take some of these books with me once we return to our world." Xingqiu was now holding a stack of mystery novels.

"I insist that you take them. I highly recommend these as they are all fascinating. If you ever have the time, me, you, and Ayanokouji-kun can go to the library together later on." Hiyori said.

"It might be weird for me to say this but you're one of the reasons why I've gotten into Archery." Akito confessed.

"Really? That is so sweet of you to say." Ganyu smiled.

"You're so beautiful~" Akito fainted.

"Are you okay?!" Ganyu asked in concern.

"I apologize for my friend's behavior,  Ganyu-san. He was just very excited to speak with you." Hirata drags Akito's body away.

"What do you call that big white contraption over there?" Ei pointed at the screen.

"This is what we call a television screen, your day excellency. From here, we would be able to see different kinds of photos and videos that we are going to react later on." Horikita agreed to Ei's request as she doesn't want to know what happens if she refused to answer.

"I never hand out any compliments except for my Kouhai-kun but I must say, you are looking extremely elegant just from your aura and appearance. I might think of you as my mirror." Queen Kiryuuin said.

"Dear me, I am assuming that you think of yourself as the embodiment of perfectionism. May you fit in the part, but might there be a reason for you to be? I can sense that you are lacking in generosity and only care for nobody but yourself. Well, until you took an interest on that boy over there. But all aside, the way you think about me is not what you seem. Is it perhaps, are you hiding something within yourself? You think of yourself as like a dazzling diamond but your inner self must be shattering into pieces. Am I right or am I wrong? That is up for you to decide."

Miko just left Queen Kiryuuin speechless.

"You're so adorable! I just wanna gobble you up!" Amikura said while hugging a certain fairy.

"Ahhh! Stop it! Paimon can't breathe! Please don't eat Paimon! Aether, help out Paimon, will you?!" Paimon is not having the time of her life.

"So you do have bad luck. How are you still alive?" Tsubaki asked.

"To me, this is nothing. It's just the usual day for me and I have Barbara here to heal me. You can say I'm their best costumer." Bennett replied.

"It is true. Razor always looks after him." Razor said.

"He does get injured quite a lot." Barbara said.

"I'm sure that's not true, Klee. There must be reason why he doesn't smile all the time." Matsushita said while giving Klee a headpat.

"I don't get it either. He can atleast show a small smile for once." Klee scratches the back of her head.

"Can you cook something REALLY spicy?!" Haruka asked while feeling hungry.

"Ofcourse! We can just ask him for the right ingredients and I'll give you the spiciest fried meal of your life!" Xiangling shouted while pointing at KR.

"Why do I have to join in? Did Xingqiu put you up to this?" Chongyun said.

"Don't be such a worrywart. Everything Xiangling makes is satisfactory!" Xinyan shouted.

"This is going to be the death of me…" Chongyun muttered, thinking on how much spicy foods he's going to be forced to taste-test.

"Are those real dog ears?" Katsuragi asked.

"I guess there's a big difference between this world and yours." Gorou replied.

"So you really are the richest person in Liyue?" Manabu asked.

"Perhaps I am, or it is safe to say I hold more wealth than all of Teyvat." Ningguang replied.

"YOU ARE SURPRISINGLY GOOD." Albert said as he just got beaten by Noelle by a game of arm wrestling.

"Yeah! Do you work out or something?" Ishizaki asked.

"Well, just basic strength and endurance training…100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and running around Mondstadt as a morning routine." Noelle smiled innocently.

Albert.exe and Ishizaki.exe stopped working.

"Doesn't he have his own Mora back then? I kept wondering why he keeps using you as some sort of human wallet?" Keisei asked.

"He does have Mora, he just kept forgetting to bring it." Childe said.

"Indeed that I have created Mora, but not everything needs the currency of Mora. If one must always consider Mora before acting, then in all things are bound in Mora." Zhongli explained how Mora works on his perspective.

"So basically, you DO have Mora but you don't know how to make Mora. Either that or you're just too old to remember." Shibata said.

"Mr. Zhongli, that's not how Mora works…" Kobashi said.

"It's like selling your gnosis just so you can watch a play. No wonder you're broke." Kanzaki muttered.

"Come with us, it won't be that far ahead. Unless there's a wine industry nearby then we should destroy it!" Diona shouted.

"Yes…come with us." Qiqi said.

"It will be fun." Sayu said.

"Wait just a moment…Are you three implying that I have the same age as you do?" Sakayanagi asked.

"You want me to play another song? It's gonna cost you either an apple or some good wine." Venti said.

"Well, I suppose our new director will handle that for you." Shiranami said.

"Everything about this world compared to ours is much impressive, I must say. To have all these mysterious items defined the future beyond." Sara looks around the auditorium.

"This is the modern era after all but your world is much better if I'm being honest." KR replied.

"Ofcourse we don't mind! We can set up the fireworks after we're done with the reactions!" Ritsu said.

"Awesome! I promise that all of you will not be disappointed." Yoimiya is getting excited.

"I'll help out if it's alright with you. I don't mind doing some heavy lifting." Thoma joins in.

"That'll be nice." Ritsu was also getting excited.

"So you have also lost someone who is special to you. I understand how you feel." Kazuha comforts Nanase.

"And the worst part is that I blamed the wrong person. It's not Kiyotaka-senpai's fault, it's his father. Both me and him  agree on that." Nanase said.

"You want to seek vengeance against Aether because of what? Do you hate him or something?" Nishino asked.

"That's not the problem here. There is just something about him that I want to go above. You might not know what I mean for now but you'll understand once you get to know him better. But his actions towards me are just…ugh! This transgression will not go unnoticed!" Eula replied.

"May I ask the reason why there are three students severely tied up? They look like they have been tortured as well." Jean pointed at the three defects.

"I wouldn't worry about it, they deserve the hellish torture I gave them." Shinohara said.

Xiao went off somewhere.

"Oh my. Is it just me, or has this modern world have changed for its specimen  has changed into something far more exterior. This thou has brought shame as this animal has been poorly ashamed for eternity. Such a mistake when it comes to this one's fate. For how someone to be wished is such a distraughtful life for such as him to begin with." Fischl pointed at Housen.

"What mein Frāulein means is that you look like a dying boar." Oz translated.

"Kukuhahahahaha! This Fischl girl just basically roasted the shit out of the Gorilla! Good fucking job!" Ryuuen said while laughing maniacally.

"The same goes for you, dragon boy. So, how about a little drinking contest?" Beidou puts her arm around Ryuuen, actually making him uncomfortable.

"Hi."

"Hi." 

Ayanokouji and Aether were staring at each other but there's a certain similarity between them.

"I'm Ichika Amasawa, Senpai's favorite Kouhai~." 

"I am Hu Tao, Aether's guardian spirit."

Amasawa and Hu Tao shake hands, still sitting on the shoulders of their favorite Senpai/Traveler.

"I hope I'm not making you uncomfortable, Aether." Ayaka is still clinging on his arm.

"You're good, so don't worry." Aether replied.

"Where are you taking me again, exactly?" Ichinose asked.

"Do not worry, you will not be in any harm. I just have something special to show you." Kokomi said as she drags Ichinose out of the auditorium.

"Soo, what's exactly is your relationship with him?" Satou asked.

"I am his wife. Do you have a problem with that?" Keqing was glaring daggers at Satou.

'Someone's being aggressive today. Already proclaiming yourself as his wife.' Kei thought.

"Since when did--" 

"Wait a minute, why is she still clinging to you?" 

Aether got cut off by his "wife's" glare.

"You really are one troublesome disciple." Mona joins in.

"So how about that rent you were supposed to pay last night?" Aether asked.

"Huh?! I thought you were letting me stay in your Serenitea Pot for free?!" Mona panicked.

"I know, I was just teasing you." Aether said with a careless smile.

"Why you!…You always know how to ruin the great astrologist's pride." Mona hides her embarrassed face with her hat.

"A painting contest, you say? Well I do not particularly mind so I accept your challenge." Albedo said as he and Kamuro shake hands.

"There's a 50/50 chance that he'll draw Kamuro in a bikini…" Hashimoto muttered.

"I don't think he would do such lewdness..." Sucrose said.

"Say, would you mind if you give me a slight tour of this world we're in?" Kaeya asked.

"Anything as long as I get a piece of you!" Hoshinomiya-sensei jumps onto his arms.

"You got a smoke?" Rosaria asked.

"Follow me." Chabashira-sensei replied.

"Ahem, with the introductions finally done, let's get started with some pictures." KR snaps his fingers, revealing a picture on the screen.

Jean got pale for some reason.

"Hehehehehehe, I want that bomb!" Klee was getting excited.

"That is one terrifying child!" Akane got frightened.

"Did someone call for me?" Childe asked.

'Is it even possible for Klee to make an atomic bomb?' Sakayanagi thought.

"KR, may I request for you to create a solitary confinement?" Jean asked.

"Eh? But Klee hasn't done anything explosive yet." KR said.

"Klee is not the one going inside, you are." Jean answered.

"Wait what?! Why--" KR realized that the people in Teyvat are more powerful than him.

"Y-Yes, Master Jean. Ritsu, take over." KR snaps his fingers, spawning a solitary confinement in which he entered.

"Well then, time for the second picture." Ritsu said.

Everyone was too frightened to laugh.

"No…snrk!… It would be disrespectful of me to laugh!…" Sara tries her best to hold back her laughter.

"I do not look like an insect." Ei pouted a bit.

"Don't take it seriously." Miko also tries her best to hold back her laughter.

"That's the Tone-Deaf Bard alright!" Paimon laughed loudly.

"Amikura, the emergency food here says she wants another hug from you." Venti said.

"Hey! That's not fair! You owe Paimon--AAAHHHHHH!"

"Come here, my sweet emergency food!" 

Amikura chases Paimon around the Auditorium.

"Based on that picture, I am beginning to see a pattern here that I am not so sure I like." The broke Archon muttered.

"Tell me, How much Mora have you been paid for to create this nonsense?" He asked.

"Atleast I ACTUALLY have Mora." Ritsu said.

"You got me there." Zhongli felt sad.

"Anyway, time for the third one." 

"Is that a mirror or something?" Haruka said.

"Huh? What do you mean?" Ritsu was confused.

"Because that's actually happening right now." Shinohara pointed at Aether who is having a bit of a problem.

"Say, may I ask what is your current relationship with my Aether?" Keqing asked, holding her "husband's" left arm.

'My…Aether?' Ayaka thought.

"Well…Me and him did went to the festival together and had fun so I guess that is pretty normal for us being friends…maybe?" Ayaka chuckled, holding his "friend's" right arm.

"Is that so. If you two are just friends, I can't help but be skeptical about that as you are being very close to him than ever. Did something 'special' happened during that festival, hmm?" Keqing's jealousy level is going through the roof.

"I wouldn't call it special or anything…but it did signify the bond I created with him. It was a dance I have learned when the two of us were finally alone." Ayaka blushed, remembering that special moment he had.

"I see. Well then, I think we are done having this conversation so if you could just…let…go…" 


Ayaka didn't let go.


"I apologize for this but as you can see, Aether here is still talking to me so I think you should be the one that needs to let go." Ayaka was smiling but it wasn't her normal usual cheery smile.

"No, I think he IS done conversing with you so if you would let go of him, I would gladly appreciate it." Keqing was also smiling but it's obvious that she's not showing any positive vibes.


Both of them did not let go.


"Tell me, Princess…are you planning to steal my Aether from me?" Keqing asked, still smiling.

"Perhaps you may have misunderstood, Princess. I am not stealing Aether from you, I am taking back what's rightfully mine." Ayaka answered, still keeping that angered smile.


Soon enough, the two girls were now glaring at each other but were still smiling.


'Can I have my arms back?' Aether thought.

"Hey Aether. If you have the time, would you mind if you sign this contract for me? Don't worry about the details, I'll handle the rest as long as you sign this."  Yanfei shows him a contract that definitely doesn't say, "marriage contract".

"Aiya, you really have outdone yourself for having these women fall for you, Aether." Hu Tao said as she smiled at him.

'But it's weird that I have to include myself as well. You are more than just a client to me and that is not a prank.' she thought.

"Now it's time for fourth and final picture." 

Everyone laughed.

"Poor Childe…" Haruka said.

"Fufufu, you're supposed to grab the hammer, Mr. Zhongli." Sakayanagi explained.

"Ritsu, was it? May I speak with you with only four words?" Zhongli asked.

"Uh oh…EVERYBODY RUN OUTSIDE!" Sotomura yelled.

"Oopsie daisies." Ritsu snaps her fingers, transporting her and everyone outside.

"Hm? What's going on here?" Akehama walks in.



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Suprise! Did ya'll enjoy it? Still working on the next chapter of Unexpected Tool so I hope you enjoy this one. Anyway, thanks for reading!

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