𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 ━━ 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗜𝗦𝗠...

By AIREN__

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I did not get enough sleep this year. Just a compilation of oneshots with [M.Name] doing and witnessing stup... More

Quick, Act Natural
Walking Glowstick
No, I Don't Consider That a Problem
Three Things You Could Get Fired For
Slave Auction
Hogwarts Houses
[M.Name]'s Kwitch Stream
Harem [Chat]
Harem [Chat 2]
Unusual Act of Kindness
Oh, Sorry. I Got Kidnapped
Favourite Thing About [M.Name]
Genshin Character
Middle School
Endearments
[M.Name]'s Heart
Oh no [Chat 4]
Gifts
Sleeping Together
Smoke [Gun]
Affection [Samuel]
Academics [Jay]
Dumbassery [Random 01]
Rose-tinted [DG]
Heh [Random 02]
Would They Survive In A Horror Movie
Bouken da Bouken [Chat 5]
Weirdest
Verbal Fight
Physical Fight
Ehe
IDKWTIBHYG [01]
What do they smell like? [01]
What do they smell like [02]
You Met My Father!? [Eugene]
Sugar Daddy [Charles]
Father's Day [Mister [L.Name]]
Sugar Baby [Charles]
Dead Mom [Charles]
Mundo [Charles]
Whoop [Random 03]
Baby [Eugene]
Would [M.Name] Date Them?
Would They Date [M.Name]?
Private Messages [Warren]
Tagalog Songs In My Playlist
English Songs In My Playlist
Filipino Last Names Or Something
Would Mister [L.Name] Approve of Them
Would They Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
IDKWTALOL
Pets
IDKWTPH
Furries
IDKWTALOL
First Love
What [M.Name] Always Wanted To Tell Them
Test Paper [Charles]
Skirt [Charles]
NSFW
Samuel Seo [NSFW]
Charles Choi [NSFW]
Deez Nuts
DG [NSFW]
Private Messages [Eugene]
Private Messages [Eugene] 2
Private Messages [Warren] 2
Soc Meds [01]
Private Messages [Zoe]

Idiots [Chat 3]

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[M.Name] - KingBee
Daniel - Dannyboi
Zack - BestBoxer
Mira - MamaMira
Jay - J
Zoe - ZoePark<3
Joy - JJ
Vasco - Heroman
Jace - Jace_Park
Eli - BigDaddy
Vin Jin - VinJin
Mary - QueenMary
Johan - GodDog
Jake - janekimnailartist
Warren - Warren
Samuel - Sam
Goo - goobster
Gun - jonggun
Eugene - Eugenius
DG - DG
Kouji - Moneylover

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ZoePark<3 : @everyone

ZoePark<3 : Im bored and have nothing better to do and [M.Name] is offline cuz hes in cram school

MamaMira : what do you wanna do then?

BestBoxer : this bettee be a good suggedtion or im throwibg u to the sun

VinJin : fix ur spelling first asshole

BestBoxer : says the bitch who needs a dictionary to spell inconvenient

ZoePark<3 : shhhHHHHHHH

ZoePark<3 : ANYWAYS

ZoePark<3 : i ask yall questions and yall answer with a single sentence

JJ : sounds easy sure

ZoePark<3 : How would u describe [M.Name] when u first met him?

Warren : sus

goobster : love at first sight

Sam : has the prettiest eyes in existence

BestBoxer : extremely terrifying

Dannyboi : he looked like he wanted to commit arson

MamaMira : needs holy water

J : ...

JJ : Jay said he looked really attractive which is same

BigDaddy : Practically dying

janekim : Very very lost

jonggun : He has a nice ass

Jace_Park : Calm, collected, and very cool

Heroman : A bad guy

Eugenius : Very beautiful.

Moneylover : expensive

QueenMary : foreigner

VinJin : looked like hell throw me out the window

DG : chaotic little shit

GodDog : tired of peoples bullshit.

ZoePark<3 : wow...

ZoePark<3 : Really didnt expecr some of yalls answers

ZoePark<3 : eli has the most accurate description tbh

BigDaddy : Huh how

Dannyboi : Is it bc he looks tired most of the time but looks really neat???

MamaMira : i think so

KingBee :

KingBee : WAIT FUCK NO WRONG SEND-

KingBee : IABSJABAHSJA KILL ME NOW PLS

20 people have saved this picture

KingBee : FUCK ALL OF YOU

ZoePark<3 : HOE WHAT IS THSI JSJSJSJSJXJXJS

QueenMary : OHOHOHOHO VIN SAVED IT TOO

BestBoxer : YALL SAVED IT TOO

GodDog : i really didnt mean to save it. i can just go into his room.

KingBee : IM AT CRAM SCHOOL JOHAN. DONT GO IN MY ROOM

MamaMira : who were you even planning on sending it to???

KingBee : I'm not saying anything bc Eugene, Gun, Goo, Kouji, DG, Sam, and Jake might try to track them down and the others also have a high chance on pummeling them to death.

DG : It baffles me why u have a maid dress but for the sake of my enjoyment, i shall not ask why

KingBee : Cosplay.

Jace_Park : Oh

Heroman : You look good in a maid dress btw :))

BigDaddy : tempted to see you wearing that irl

KingBee : Bye. My soul literally left my body.

MamaMira : awwww you really do look good in it!!

BestBoxer : how much is a small sized maid dress?

Moneylover : 400 dollars more or less

DG : wha

BestBoxer : thnx

Sam : Brb buying one for [M.Name]

KingBee : I find it funny that outside of this groupchat, yall are fighting against each other bc of gang wars and shit yet I'm not even caught up in the middle of it.

janekim : bc we have our priorities straight

goobster : nothing is straight in me

jonggun : This stick once I shove it up your ass if u dont stop rambling your mouth irl

KingBee : Kinky.

goobster : only for u <33

KingBee : :"D

ZoePark<3 : time to take down the 4th wall

ZoePark<3 : [M.Name]'s hair was silver/platinum at the start of the school year, even before Daniel transferred, thats why in the slave auction arc, he has platinum hair.

Zoe Park<3 : He only got neon green hair in second year but just for a brief moment bc of the bet/dare/game he played against DG and he lost.

ZoePark<3 : That is all, thank you!

Dannyboi : i didnt really expect Zoe to do smth like that but its cool

KingBee : Thanks, Zoro.

ZoePark<3 : no prob, Beetch.

QueenMary : thats some cute ass nicknames for each other huh

VinJin : u know what they say

VinJin : friendship goals

GodDog : soon it'll be relationship goals between [m.name] and me.

JJ : damn smooth

JJ : but not smooth enough

JJ : Jay just bought 4 different coloured maid dress for [M.Name]

J : :)

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3 : 17 AM

Heroman : I just remembered I saw [M.Name] nearly got run over by a car today

Heroman : And he just laughed and continue to eat his chocolate ice cream

BestBoxer : first of all what the fuck

Dannyboi : second, why are you still awake at this time?

MamaMira : third, [M.Name] definitely needs Jesus

KingBee : Mira.

KingBee : Mira pls.

KingBee : I am an atheist.

ZoePark<3 : U SCREAMED KUMBAYA MY LORD AT ME WHEN I SCARED U

VinJin : were children of the biBLE

QueenMary : STOP NOT AGAIN

Eugenius : Again?

J : !!!

JJ : Yall need Jesus 😘😘

Sam : what are you guys doing at 3am???

janekim : youre awake too stfu

KingBee : COME AND EAT CORN

ZoePark<3 : OR WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEWBORN

Eugenius : I really refuse to believe you all are mentally stable.

BestBoxer : The fitness gram pacer test

MamaMira : NOT THAT ONE!!!

QueenMary : Sussy balls

Jace_Park : Speaking of balls

VinJin : CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS

BestBoxer : BALLS IN YO JAWS

DG : Are u guys really okay...???

KingBee : Yall remember that time when Zoe was sleep deprived for a whole week and she kept whispering pussy pulverizer at lunch?

MamaMira : I had to stop myself from snorting the soup 😭😭😭

BestBoxer : it was traumatizing

QueenMary : that was the time i realized that u 2 really are best friends

KingBee : How????

VinJin : bc u kept whispering back dick destroyer

Heroman : Those are very creative names for each other

Jace_Park : THOSE ARENT NICKNAMES VASCO HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

KingBee : Vasco, sweetie. We were just really high. 😭😭

BigDaddy : The moment I opened my phone the first thing that popped up was balls in yo jaws

Warren : Good for u

Warren : Mine was [M.Name] msg saying "Crank me up daddy"

ZoePark<3 : WTF HAHSHSHSJAJAHSHSH

Moneylover : tempted to leave again

KingBee : Sending money again.

Moneylover : staying again

goobster : why cant i get a msg like that from him

jonggun : Mine's "demon daddy"

GodDog : i think we all received a msg except for goo.

ZoePark<3 : "mommy milkers"

QueenMary : "badonkadonks"

MamaMira : "Angel"

BestBoxer : "Punch me daddy"

Dannyboi : "Choke me like you hate me but you love me"

J : "C'mon fuck me emo boi"

JJ : "Darling"

VinJin : "throw me out the window <333"

Warren : "Crank me up daddy"

BigDaddy : "Fuck me, my good sir"

janekim : "you have a really nice butt"

Sam : "Step on me pls <33"

jonggun : "demon daddy"

Eugenius : "Can I sit on your lap?"

DG : "Kiss my neck"

Moneylover : "Heres some money baby boi"

Heroman : "You are my precious baby"

Jace_Park : "I wanna hug you"

GodDog : "Pick me up. I'm drunk and Idfk where I am."

goobster : oh so thats why you all got msgs

ZoePark<3 : you know what they say

ZoePark<3 : drunk actions are sober thoughts

GodDog : brb. picking up my bf from the bar.

BestBoxer : HES NOT UR BF U SHIT HOLE

Heroman : You are very kind and caring to [M.Name]. You're such a thot

QueenMary : VASCO WHAT JSJSJSHDHSJSKAO

ZoePark<3 : WHERE DID U LEARN THAT

MamaMira : VASCO JUST CALLED JOHAN A THOT ISZZXHXUIDI

Jace_Park : WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT

Heroman : Doesn't that mean thoughtful person?

janekim : BRUH HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH

Sam : I wish I was lying when I say I nearly pissed myself laughing at this

BigDaddy : THE MORE I LOOK AT IT THE FUNNIER IT GETS

goobster : OMFG JOHAN U THOT

Dannyboi : IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 5 MINUTES NOW DJDJSHJSA

VinJin : vasco saying thot will be the highlight of my life

JJ : PLS THOT WAS SO RANDOM

J : !!!!!!

Dannyboi : JAY JUST SAID VASCO CALLED HIM SIMP MAN ONCE JJSHHSUSSUS

BestBoxer : VASCO WTF R U DRINKING MAN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Heroman : Doesnt that mean silent person?

Jace_Park : NO

MamaMira : WHOEVER IS TEACHING YOU THESE ARE MEAN JJEBEJIDJDJD

ZoePark<3 : OUR POOR VASCO

Heroman : Im not poor

jonggun : this man

jonggun : Managed to beat tons of people

jonggun : yet does NOT know what simp and thot mean

janekim : he nearly bashed my skull open man wtf

KingBee : Jae Won High School Students are a different breed.

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