Made on: 30th of August 2021
Published: 3rd of September 2021
shaggy from scooby doo is so gender it hurts
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Eret: Have you ever betrayed people, and said Fuck it
Niki: Eret, you literally did that!
Eret: I know but have you?
Niki: No! Eret you need to get help!
Wilbur, in the background: I have!
Niki: Ok you both need help!
Eret: I'm fine
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Techno: I saved your life, does that mean you owe me debt or something?
Dream: No, God wanted me dead and you're going to figure out why
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Tommy: Some girl at my school died
Tubbo: is she ok?
Tommy:...no, she died
Ranboo: Well let us know if she gets better.
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George: They laughed at me but they didn't know I had the titanium white crayon.
Dream: I'm always here if you need a shoulder to crayon
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Sapnap: I love cheating, if you don't cheat what is wrong with you?
George: Have you ever been cheated on?
Sapnap: I forgot some people are in relationships, to clarify i meant i love to violate academic integrity on exams
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Tommy: You lying piece of shit
Wilbur: I think you have the wrong number
Tommy: Is this Dream?
Wilbur: No, I'm Wilbur
Tommy: Well fuck you too you're probably a piece of shit
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Michael: (holding an acorn) What is this?
Tubbo: A tree
Michael: really?
Tubbo: Yeah, in a nutshell
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*at 2am*
Sapnap: ok so hear me out
Dream: why the hell are you awake?
Sapnap: brain go brrr
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Minx: its too early for l i f e.
Puffy: WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE
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Schlatt: With Quackity as my witness, i will now consume this entire pizza in one sitting
Quackity: I have no interest in witnessing that
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Quackity: What is wrong with you?!
Tommy: a lot of things, do you want a list?
Quackity: ...
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Dream: Ever think, somewhere in another universe, we probably are dating?
George: well then I feel bad for myself in that universe
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Techno: *walks into a room with a bird on their shoulder*
Wilbur: WHAT IS THAT!?
Techno: well you are pretty dumb if you don't know what a bird is
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Ranboo: *pinches Tommy's nose* I got your nose!
Tommy: HOW DARE YOU!
Ranboo: it's just a joke...
Tommy: *cuts off Ranboo's nose*
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Dream: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Sapnap: uh hi?
Dream: I was not talking to you idiot
Sapnap: ...
Dream: HEY GEORGE!
Sapnap: oh-
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Tubbo: Does an Eggplant signify a penis because of it's shape or because it plants semen into the egg?
Ranboo: Tubbo, you never cease to amaze me by asking the weirdest questions
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Foolish: How did Dream die?
Tommy: Natural causes
Sam: You pushed him off the roof-
Tommy: Gravity is natural on this planet
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Skeppy: God can suck my ass-
Bad: I mean they probably would, love thy neighbor am I right?
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Puffy: What do we say when we start feeling anxious?
Tommy: My anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic.
Puffy, done™: No-
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Tubbo: Am I a romantic?
Techno: Oh, so you don't feel any romantic attraction either?
Tubbo: What?
Techno: What?
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Techno: So, how are you feeling?
Phil: We're in a jail cell, how do you think I'm feeling?!
Techno: Good I suppose?
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Phil: I'm so mad at you guys for murdering that guy!
Wilbur & Techno: Which one?
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Bad: I'm going to go for a moment
Skeppy: Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?
Bad, angrily: I'm going to the bathroom!
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Ranboo: Hey babe! I'm-
Ranboo: ... Why is our Marriage Certificate in the fire?
Tubbo: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt-
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Eret: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual
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Phil: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Tommy: You left me in a Wal-Mart parking lot last week
Phil: Oh, I did that on purpose, try again.
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Minx: My University is giving us free iPads
Niki: My University gave me free depression
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Word Count: 816
put it requests for the fifteenth one :D
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