Fives: Alright, that's it. Show yourself!
Jesse: How did you know I was hiding in your closet wearing a shrek mask waiting to scare you?
Tup: What
Fives: No! That's not what I meant. Someone, stole my cheetos!
Hardcase:
Dogma:
Rex:
Tup:
Jesse:
Kix:
Echo: Maybe you're the one who ate them and you just forgot
Fives: No! Someone, here in this base, ate them, and I intend to find out who
Rex: Fives, are you sure-
Fives: And where were you, Rex? Stealing cheetos, hmm?
Rex: What? No, I was...doing stuff
Kix: No offense, but that does sound kind of suspicious Rex
Rex: I was, downstairs, playing on the wii
Fives: And just what exactly were you playing?
Rex: Umm, Well- -sighs- I was playing Just dance! But, please don't tell General Skywalker! He'll make fun of me
Jesse: Rex playing Just Dance? 🤣
Dogma: That's as good as it sounds
Hardcase: I love to dance
Echo: All he can do is the macarena and its getting old
Fives: Playing on the wii, you say? Looks like we'll have to take a look at the security camera to confirm that
Rex: Fives, please-
Kix: They're already racing there
Later:
Tup: Lol
Fives: Lol isn't bold enough to describe it
Dogma: Its more like: 🤣😭😭🤣
Rex: Please, stop laughing at my dancing skills. I bet I'm better than Cody is
Echo: Maybe we should ask him 🤣
Fives: Lol, yes. But after I catch the cheeto thief! Hardcase, you're next!
Hardcase: Why me?
Fives: Because you've been known to steal food. And what kind of sensible person wouldn't steal cheetos?
Kix: Don't you mean what kind of sensible person would?
Echo: Hardcase isn't exactly sane, you know 😜
Dogma: None of you are
Jesse: I'm doing it. I'm going to wear this shrek mask out on the battlefield.
Rex: Please no I've been embarrassed enough
Fives: So where were you Hardcase? What were you doing?
Hardcase: When?
Fives: Today! Right before I called you here!
Hardcase: Weeeell, first, I was brushing my head.
Tup: But you don't have hair
Hardcase: Leave me alone! And then, once I was done, I used the trampoline to jump onto the roof
Rex: Well at least I know what that loud thud was.
Hardcase: And then, after playing connect 4 with myself and loosing 27 times, I fell off the roof
Dogma: On accident or on purpose?
Dogma: Wait, I don't want to know
Tup: But how do you loose connect four if you were playing against yourself?
Jesse: Asking the real questions here
Hardcase: Then I clogged the toilet with apple sauce.
Rex: WHY???
Hardcase: Why not!
Jesse: Well the toilet part is true. I just checked
Rex: After clogging it with hot dogs I thought you had learned better
Echo: Is his story crazy enough for you to believe?
Fives: Yes. If it wasn't crazy, then I would know something was up. So what were you doing Jesse?
Jesse: Hiding in your closet, with a shrek mask
Fives: Right...so what about you Dogma?
Dogma: Why would I steal your cheetos when I have my own?
Fives: Becuase you hate me
Dogma: True that, but I know better than to cross you
Fives: Yes, indeed.
Echo: What did you do to him?
Fives: I drew a mustache on him while he was sleeping and he went a whole day without realizing it
Dogma: -sighs- Never in my life have I been so embarrassed.
Fives: So what were you doing????
Dogma: I was polishing my shoes, if you must know
Fives: Suspicious...
Tup: But look how shiny his shoes are! They couldn't get that way unless he polished them
Jesse: I just cover mine in oil to get the desired look
Rex: -Sighs- So that's why you were slipping all over the battlefield
Fives: Okay, fine. Dogma didn't steal my cheetos. As far as we know!
Echo: Are you done blaming innocent people yet? Just admit you ate your cheetos and don't remember
Fives: Fine, fine.
Rex: Phew. Glad that's over
Fives: IT WAS YOU ECHO, WASN'T IT!!???
Echo: What?
Fives: You stole my cheetos!
Kix: Yup. Knew this was far from over
Echo: Give me one good reason why I would steal your cheetos.
Fives: To get back at me after I threw a shoe at you and busted your favorite window
Echo: Fair point
Rex: You threw a shoe at Echo??
Dogma: He has a favorite window?
Hardcase: I love windows. And shoes. AHHHH!!!
Kix: Why did you scream?
Hardcase: I thought I saw a feather on the ceiling but it was just a rasin I glued up there.
Tup:
Rex: Don't ask
Fives: So, how'd you get away with stealing my cheetos?
Echo: I didn't.
Fives: Then where were you???
Echo: I was brushing my teeth!
Fives: Why???
Echo: Because of the """caramel apple""" you gave me that turned out to be an onion covered in caramel! I was getting that awful taste out of my mouth
Fives: Hahaha I did do that 🤣😜🤣
Echo: Believe it wasn't me now?
Fives: No. But I have other suspects!!!
Tup: But who else could've done such a thing?
Fives: YOU TUP!!!
Dogma: You didn't have to scream and scare him to death you know
Rex: Yeah, don't be so obnoxious
Fives: What were you doing Tup?
Tup: I was making my bed. I had just finished jumping on it-
Rex: Hey! What did I say about jumping on the beds?
Tup: Not to, I know. Wait, you didn't even get onto Hardcase for jumping on the roof with a trampoline!
Kix: Or glueing a raisin on the ceiling
Rex: He does too many things to keep track of.
Hardcase: I just put the microwave in the fridge!
Dogma: ...What was that loud thud?
Hardcase: ...It fell out
Jesse: Now what am I going to heat my applause up with???
Hardcase: A spoon?
Rex: I need to resign
Fives: You're very suspicious Tup. Very suspicious...
Dogma: Oh come on. Everyone knows Tup is too innocent to steal your cheetos!
Fives: Fine. That only leaves one suspect. KIX.
Kix: I am a medic. I would never steal someone's cheetos
Fives: Oh yeah? Then what's in this cabinet?
-He opens a cabniet up, revealing tons of nutella jars
Kix: ....I can explain
Jesse: I mean, can you?
Fives: This doesn't make any sense!
Rex: Nothing does.
Fives: What could've happened to my-
Echo: What?
Fives: My cheetos. I, I found them.
Tup: Where?
Fives: They were under my pile of laundry. I remember hiding them there so no one would steal them
Rex: Fives-
Fives: Good day, people! You're clear
Dogma: Did he just-
Echo: Yup
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Lol. This, this was great.
Meme of the week:
YES. #thisistheway
And this was just so cute for some reason
AHHHHHHH nooooo I need the Bad Batch so bad but I have a feeling it isn't coming until later in the Summer.
But speaking of Star Wars content, y'all saw the Kenobi trailer, right?
RIGHT??????
Ahhhhhhh I have no words for how epic this was!!!!! Absolutely blown away by it and now I'm super hyped!!! Everything about this just screams perfection-
I was glad to see the Grand Inquisitor in the trailer, but I must say, not in love with his design. His head is just...too round.
However, other than that, everything looked amazing! I haven't been this excited over something in a long while! Less than three months until it's here guys!
And idk this was kinda cute. Like something like this needs to have happened. Right after the battle of Endor, Ahsoka returns. Rex hugs her, they're both crying, and it's just beautiful.
Fives: Awwww Rexsoka! I canon this
Braidzella: You can't just make canon whatever you want
Fives: You do
Braidzella: ...I do do that
Fives: So I will too!
Braidzella: Welp, Spring break is next week which means I have to finish up the bucket load of work I have.
Ugh. Chemistry sucks.
And stupid college Algebra.
And English when your teacher hasn't graded a single assignment
But psychology is fun. :)
Fives: So much work girl. All I do is glue poptarts to an entire wall
Braidzella: WHAT
Fives: Long story. But don't worry, Hardcase ate them all
Braidzella: Why do I even bother?
Braidzella out-
Fives out-