Yoda: Free on this Friday, are you?
Obi Wan: Yes Master. I just have to remove the pair of sneakers Anakin tapped to my ceiling as a prank.
Mace Windu: -sighs- Skywalker...
Yoda: Do this paperwork, you must. Going on vacation, I am.
Obi Wan: Okay, I think I can manage. Where are you headed?
Yoda: To Naboo, I am. At a ducktape museum I will go
Mace Windu: And I'm going on a mission to stop Grevious from stealing giant bags of cheetos from factories. We're really started to run low on our cheeto supply
Fives in the background: No cheetos?!??!?! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!
Jesse: Its a mental breakdown! *Kazoo noises*
Mace Windu: I better leave now
Yoda: Crazy the Jedi get, when gone I am
Obi Wan: I've dealt with Anakin enough times to handle everyone for a day or two
Yoda: Good luck, I bring to you
-He puts a sticky note that says; Grand Jedi Master for the day, Obi Wan is, On Obi Wan's back
Yoda: Come in handy, this will
Obi Wan: Goodbye Master
Yoda: Cha cha
Obi Wan: ...I'm not going to ask. Now to get to work.
-A sticky hand slaps him in the face
Obi Wan: ANAKIN
Anakin: Whatever you do, don't look in the vents. Anakin isn't there
Obi Wan: -sighs- I'll blow this soda up in your face
Anakin: Leaving!! I'm leaving!!!
-Two hours later:
Obi Wan: Ah, it's so good to get so much work done. And to drink fifty cups of tea. (No one needs to know) Wait, what is that sound?
-Obi Wan goes out the door, only to find the Jedi jumping on a trampoline inside the Jedi Temple
Obi Wan: What is going on here??
Aayla: We're jumping on a trampoline!
Adi Gallia: Its not every day that Yoda and Windu are gone!
Kit: Selfie!
Ahsoka: Look, I can do a flip Master Kenobi!
Vos: Waffle?
Obi Wan: No, no that's it. Nothing crazy! I'm in charge!
Shaak Ti: Why not Plo Koon? Or Kit Fisto? Or me? You're not even a Jedi Master
Anakin: #Roasted
Obi Wan: Master Fisto is to nice to be in charge of you all, and so is Master Plo Koon.
Luminaria: I thought it was because he was litterly counting rubber ducks in the bathroom
Plo Koon: That's 386, okay, we're going to need a bigger bathtub
Aayla: Everyone knows Obi Wan is the most responsible
Anakin: Oh really?
Obi Wan: You crashed your bicycle into the Younglings school room!
Anakin: Well that one was on purpose
Adi Gallia: You're right, Obi Wan is the most responsible.
Obi Wan: Thank you-
Adi Gallia: And he's also the easiest to disobey!!!
Vos: Whipped creme tag!!!
Anakin: Snips! Catch this waffle!!!
Obi Wan: Hey- no! No! Stop! Barriss, don't eat the packing peanuts!
Barriss: But they taste so good!
Obi Wan: Kit Fisto, quit swimming in that kitty pool!
Kit Fisto: But whyyyy
Obi Wan: Aayla, stop dancing like it's the 80s, and Vos, quit being weird
Vos: What's weird about filling my snickers with milk and cashews?
Shaak Ti: Everything
Obi Wan: Why are you meditating on the ceiling with Yoda's hovering chair?
Shaak Ti: Because he's gone
Anakin: Yeah!!! Let's raid the pantry!!!
Adi Gallia: I call the coco puffs!
Vos: The cabinets are mine!!
Obi Wan: Oh no.
Later:
Kit: This is so not cool
Aayla: Its lame. Being grounded in our rooms
Anakin: Obi Wan, why did you lock me in the bathroom?
Obi Wan: Because, you're promoting all the chaos
Ahsoka: At least you didn't end up in the garbage dumpster like Vos
Obi Wan: He didn't have a room!
Vos: This place is kinda cool, ya know
Anakin: That's it. I'm tired of bouncing off the walls and filling the bathtub with shampoo and lotions. I'm breaking out.
Obi Wan: I locked the window
Anakin: Then I guess I'll cut a whole through the roof with my lightsaber
Obi Wan: Anakin no-
Shaak Ti: Either that loud thump was the toilet falling, or Anakin
Adi Gallia: Free us! Free us from our prision!
Obi Wan: Oh, for Jedi sake, I'm in charge, and I say quit being crazy
Shaak Ti: Fine. I'll do the macarena
Vos: I just made friends with a rat. His name is Harold
Obi Wan: Vos- wait, what is that sound???
Kit: Yeahhh!!!
Aayla: Anakin broke us out!
Ahsoka: Dis you seriously throw your bed into the wall to make a hole?
Anakin: No, of course not
Obi Wan: Phew
Anakin: Slid the bed. I slid it. Duh.
Obi Wan: ANAKIN!!!
Adi Gallia: Let's go play pool on the roof!
Barriss: But it's too cold to swim!
Ahsoka: No, Barriss, it's a game
Luminaria: I'm blowing up the toilet
Plo Koon: Why????
Luminaria: Because I want a new one
Aayla: Wait, is no one asking why there's a pool table on the roof?
Vos: So Mace Windu doesn't find out, and you're welcome, because I accidentally dropped it on my head while using the force and fell 20ft while trying to put it up there
Ahsoka:
Kit: How is this man alive
Obi Wan: Do none of you have any self control when Mace Windu and Master Yoda are gone???
Luminaria: None.
Shaak Ti: Whatsover
Plo Koon: I think I'm going to have a bonfire with the Wolf Pack. At the aquarium
Obi Wan: Okay! That's it! You all can't just go crazy-
Anakin: Too late!
Vos: I'm gonna use my pogo stick on the roof!
Aayla: Vos no
Adi Gallia: Vos fell.
Ahsoka: Is he...okay?
Kit: Is he ever?
Shaak Ti: Watch me mediate upside down and drink 50 capri suns!
Ahsoka: I would do a cartwheel, but instead I'll do a backflip
Anakin: Pfft, anyone can do that
-Anakin attempts to do one and fails
Anakin: Oof
Ahsoka: Not so easy, huh?
Barriss: I think I saw a burrito fall from the sky
Kit: But that's impossible
Aayla: Wait-
Shaak Ti: Is that Darth Maul?
Ahsoka: In a sleigh?
Adi Gallia: Eating burritos?
Vos: Yep.
Kit: Not gonna ask
Obi Wan: What am I gonna do? -Gasps- I know
Later:
Yoda: Fun, was my trip. Ride a tricycle, I did.
Mace Windu: Grevious has been stopped and the cheetos have been saved. But unfortunately we now have a burrito shortage thanks to Maul
Yoda: Good, were the Jedi?
Obi Wan: ...Not exactly
Mace Windu: What did you do with them?
Obi Wan: They were out of control so I trapped them on the roof
Mace Windu:
Yoda:
Mace Windu: Yeah, let's leave them there.
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I don't even remember writing this, but it is what it is, lol.
Meme of the week:
Why is this meme not used more? It's actually really funny, lol. I just got obsessed again with the Mandalorian and TBOBF so I have 10 million memes from it
Like this 👆 (Is that not what happened?)
I just love this
Honestly I'd pay big money to see this 👆
This gonna be me
This sits so right with me. I'm in love with their friendship #BFFS
And then there's this. I feel like an idiot for not realizing that sooner. Fives my boy-
Fives: I know, ya love me
Braidzella: Sometimes.
Fives: All the time. Because when you put the initials of Braidzella and Fives together you get BF.
Braidzella: ....
Fives: Best friends!
Braidzella: Oh good. I thought you were gonna say something else.
Fives: What?
Braidzella: Nothing
Fives: Wait, bf also means-
Braidzella: Byeeeee have a nice weekend y'all!
Braidzella out-
Fives: But Wait-
Braidzella: No-