Yoda: To my pizza hut, welcome
Ahsoka: This...isn't what I was expecting
Rex: It's...kind of weird
Anakin: This place smells like pineapple
Obi Wan: Anakin, what does that even mean?
Rex: I don't think we'll ever know
Fives: Aww man thanks for taking us General Skywalker!!!
Jesse: I can't wait to get started on that all you can eat buffet
Tup: Hardcase already has. Look, he's stuffing food down his poncho
Rex: I should've known he wasn't wearing a pancho because he had the ability to sense when it was going to rain like a cow
Cody: The excuses your men give Rex, lol
Boil: Hey, can we have a large drink of seven up?
Waxer: It, um, increases our hearing so we'll be able to hear if someone plans to ambush us
Trapper: And it also gives us really good luck so we'll know if it rains orange juice.
Cody: -Sighs-
Obi Wan: Let's get a table-
Fives: On it! I got one!!!
Rex: Fives! Put that table down!
Fives: General Kenobi said to get a table, so I did
Echo: -sighs-
Ahsoka: I've been dying to get some pizza for ages
Anakin: I've been dying to put trampolines on every roof on Coruscant so we can jump from one to the other, but so far it hasn't happened.
Obi Wan: Anakin-
Anakin: Let's eat!
Fives: I want cheese sticks. Can I get cheese sticks?
Echo: Its an all you can eat buffet. Eat as much as you want
Tup: But like, is there a time limit?
Jesse: Yeah. What if I just spent the night, and then ate breakfast here in the morning to?
Rex: Uh no
Fives: Or what if we lived here?!
Hardcase: I wanna live at pizza hut!
Ahsoka: Lol
Yoda: To the pizza hut, welcome.
Obi Wan: Greetings, Master Yoda
Yoda: Server Yoda, it is today
Ahsoka: Ok
Cody: (The hat is really making this a little weird)
Rex: Uh yeah
Fives: I thought only the people at crispy creme got to wear those hats
Jesse: Did you steal it?!?!
Yoda: -Yoda Laugh- No, no, no. Steal it, I did not. Borrow it, I did
Anakin: I always tell Obi Wan that, but he says it isn't the same thing
Obi Wan: -Sighs- I'll have an extra large coke please
Ahsoka: (Says he needs the extra caffeine to catch up with Anakin)
Rex: In that case, I need an extra, extra large coke.
Tup: No! My pizza slice fell on the floor!
Dogma: Well don't cry like a baby!
Jesse: Just eat it!
Tup: But what if there's germs on it?
Hardcase: I'll eat it!!!
Fives: No, catch it on fire!
Cody: Wild, as usual. My men are so much more responsible
Kix: Really?
Waxer: Boil! Give me that bowl of macaroni and cheese!!!
Boil: But I said I wanted it!!!
Waxer: That's it! I'm calling the police!
-He proceeds to dial 911 on the microwave
Cody: I spoke too soon.
Obi Wan: Anakin, what are you doing now?
Anakin: So you see that fan up there? I'm going to use the force to throw this potato up there, then see how long until it falls on someone
Ahsoka: Wait, where did you get a potato at?
Anakin: Uh, that's none of your business Snips
Rex: Didn't you find that lying around in the parking lot?
Anakin: Shhh!!!
Obi Wan: Anakin, there are so many reasons why that's a bad idea
Anakin: Exactly
Kix: Hey, just so you guys know, Hardcase and Jesse are stealing soda from the soda machine
Jesse: Okay, okay, let's mix up Sprite and Coke this time!
Hardcase: Yeahhhh!!!!! Add in some red cherry too!!!
Rex: Hey, no- I'm not dealing with a crazy Hardcase all night!
Dogma: Too late Rex, too late
Ahsoka: Lol. This cookie tastes really good
Fives: There's cookies?!?!
Ahsoka: Shh! Don't tell everyone else or they'll be gone
Cody: Why does this lemonade taste so weird for
Yoda: Ran out of lemons, we did. Used limes instead, we did.
Cody: WHAT?!?! LIMES?!?! AHHH!!!
Rex: Um, Cody, don't you think you're overreacting a little?
Cody: Overreacting? OVERACTING???
Rex: You're standing on a table
Cody: Oh right. BUT I HATE LIMES!!!! AHHH!!!!
Obi Wan: Cody, I think it would be best to react outside.
Cody: Oh, I'm done now. I'm chilled
Ahsoka: I'm afraid to ask what that was about
Trapper: So, basically, I played this prank on Cody and almost drowned him in limes, and he hasn't been the same since.
Cody: They're so...limey
Anakin: Just like rubber chickens are so...rubbery
Obi Wan: Please, please, can we have one meal without you talking about rubber chickens?
Anakin: No.
Rex: Mmmm, these cheesticks, are like, the best thing ever
Cody: Haven't you already ate 12?
Rex: Yeah! And I'm going back for more
Obi Wan: I've never seen Rex so enthusiastic over anything before.
Ahsoka: Psst, Skyguy, I know what to get Rex for his birthday: cheesesticks.
-Tup screams
Rex: What was that about?
Tup: Hardcase ate my slice of pizza!
Dogma: How could you??
Echo: To innocent Tup?
Kix: You evil man.
Hardcase: I was hungry!
Fives: Me too!
Hardcase: You just ate my pizza!!!!! You squirrel!
Waxer: While we're at it-
Boil: Nope!
Waxer: Fine. I'm going for your soda!
Jesse: Fives! Give me my peas back!!
Fives: They're already long gone bro!
Jesse: You know what this calls for!
Hardcase: FOOD FIGHT!!!!
Cody: Oh no.
-The clones start to fight over the food
Obi Wan: This is getting out of hand
Anakin: Sweet!
Ahsoka: Did he seriously just join in?
Anakin: Take that!
-He slaps someone with a slice of pizza
Rex: Yup. We need to stop this.
Cody: Heh, look at Trapper throwing his potatoes down Waxer's shirt! Ha!
Rex:
Cody: I mean, yeah, we need to end this.
Obi Wan: But how? Anakin with a slapping pizza is practically unstoppable.
Ahsoka: And a Hardcase high on soda
Yoda: STOP IT!!! You all will.
-Nothing changes
Yoda: Hard times, this calls for.
-He presses a button, and pudding falls from the sky
Hardcase: Oh yum!!!
Tup: Banana pudding?
Fives: Let's get it before it's gone!
Ahsoka: Eww, they're really licking themselves?
Rex: And slurping pudding off the floor was straws?
Obi Wan: I expected nothing less.
-Obi Wan sips his tea
Cody: Wait, they don't even serve tea here!
Obi Wan: Or do they?
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Fun fact: I've never been to a pizza hut before, so this is very likely inaccurate.
Meme of the week:
Okay, this isn't really a meme but whateva. Wolffe is amazing.
January is over now and I feel immensely 100 times better. 🤩
Now how bout we talk about THAT episode of The Book of Boba Fett
Haven't watched it yet? Get outta here!
*GIGANTIC SPOILERS AHEAD LEAVE, LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN*
Seriously, I'm not kidding
For reals peeps
Here we go:
AhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THAT EPISODE MAN!!! Star Wars fans are so spoiled!
I mean, look what we got in that one episode:
Ahsoka and Luka have canonically met!!!! And the whole, so much like your father thing really hurt. Like OMG. The parallel is everything
And then THAT whole blow. Woah. Poor Grogu. Also what is he gonna chose????? Calling it now that he shows up and saves everyone in that new armor of his
Now we gonna talk about how Cad Bane himself just shows up???? I saw the outline...the hat...and I knew it wasn't Dave Filoni...boy we in trouble with this dude running around with the Pikes!!!!
This is from the episode before but I thought it was so funny. Pretty much what actually happened.
And then this. The Book of Boba Fett has been such a surprise, but a welcome one. It makes me so happy to see that Star Wars is finally headed in the right direction after the nightmares of the (uncanon) sequels. We're getting so much amazing content and the characters who deserve it are finally getting the spotlight!
If Mara Jade is somehow made Canon and shows up at the end of The Book of Boba Fett Ima loose it-
Anyways, I can't wait for the final episode! Ahhhh wait what am I gonna do without it!!!!
Now bring out the Dave Filoni memes because this man is a legend:
I have so much respect for him. He's saved Star Wars and he's written such brilliant works of art.
He's turned so many forgotten characters into unforgettable ones. Only a legend can do that
Fives: Okay, okay, enough with this Filoni dude. What about me?
Braidzella: What about you?
Fives: How about a meme:
Braidzella: ...That's actually kinda sad
Fives: Fine. Epic fanart it is then:
Braidzella: Oh Fives...
Fives: Never forget...I am a legend too!!!
Braidzella: Got it
Fives: Now let's go wreck havoc at General Yoda's pizza hut!!!
Braidzella: Fives no!!!
Braidzella: Anyhow, have a nice week y'all.
Braidzella out-