Hilarious Texts And Tales Of...

By Braidzella

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the w... More

Weird Noises
Truth or Dare + Hardcase Singing
The Plan
501st Only Chat
Jedi Rock
Boil And Waxer
Would You Rather...
Clones
hello?
typical days with the 501st
4 friends... sort of
April fools
truth or dare
Couples Chat/Friends Chat
Couples Chat: Part 2
Rexoka happening?😱😱😱
favorite ship?
say anything!
how to make ships happen
hondo tries advertising
random craziness
lyric prank
late May the fourth
late may the fourth(clones only)
say what! part 1
the plan part 2
in action part 3
revealed part 4
escape! part 5
spies revealed part 6
ehco's B'day
drivers licenses!
random craziness Jedi style
the favor
the singles
revenge part 1
revenge part 2
revenge part 3
what
The road trip
Padme's Revenge
the jealously wars
The Vacation Wars Have Begun
Darth Vacation The Wise
vacation order 66
Lord Hideous
don't dew it Anakin!
Lemmon head over dose
Turkey Day
the van
the Christmas Tree
Christmas (Couple) Party
new years eve
the washing machine
New Clone Wars Trailer!
I need some Advice
Midnight Thoughts With Fives
The Love Letter
Operation Valentines Day
Fives Confirms ships
10,000 views! 😃😃😃😃
Q and A + A and Q
The Coronavirus
Jedi Secrets
Boys Sleepover
Girls Sleepover
Ultimate Truth or Dare
Maul's Revenge/ April Fools Day
501st chat-HACKED
Savage's Questions That Need To Be Answered
The No Eyebrows Chat
The True Tragedy of the Ruber Chicken
Missing Blowdryer
The Official Bald chat
Spider!
The Return Of The Segway
Easter Egg Insanity
My Opinion of the Ahsoka Novel
The Bet
How I Write The Clone Wars Text
Anakin's Job
Weird Ships
Echo's new bffs
The Attic
Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paper
May The Fourth Be With You
Revenge of the Fifth
Goodbye Clone Wars
My Rexsoka Heart
Late Cinco de Mayo
Dead Chat
The Trampoline
Anakin's Man Cave
The Babe Cave
The More Accurate Bald Chat
Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)
Revenge on Fives Part 1
Revenge On Fives Part 2
Revenge on Fives Part 3
Robbing Count Dooku
Father's Day/ Party For Plo Koon
Clones Do The Lyric Prank
The 4th Of July
The Party Part 1
The Party Part 2
The Party Part 3
Pool Party
I've Been Tagged
Porg Hunting
Fall is in the air
Jedi Fall Party
The Haunted Halloween Maze
Toliet Papering Maul's House
The Pumpkin Patch
Another Tag
The Leaf Pile
Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's Van
100,000 Views
Q And A
Halloween
The Acorn Wars
Pie on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Get Together
Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)
Decorating For Christmas
How The Sith Stole Christmas
Secret Santa
New Year's Eve Party
The Mall
Rexsoka Wedding??? 😱😱😱 Valentine's Day Special 2021
Snow Day
Jedi Snow Day
The Floor Is Lava
What Really Happened
Daylight Savings time
Random Road Trip
Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin Sandwalker
Catching the Easter Bunny
The Great Easter Feast
Clones Go To Target
Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)
May the 4th Part 1
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3
Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4
The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5
Throwing Slime on Rex
Nightly Antics With The 501st
The Rise of the Segway
The Dominoes Playing Dominoes
Pranking People
Revenge on Anakin
Revenge on Anakin Part 2
Accidental Space Dads Chat
The Slippin Slide
The Sithin' Slide
The Incident At The Mancave
Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect Quotes
The Bounce House
Grevious's New Collection
Maul's glasses
The Picnic
Clone movie night
Jedi Game Night
200,000 views! 😱 Re-Answering My Q and A
The Rexsoka Blog
Two Truths And A Lie
Pumpkin Carving
The Grilled Rubber chicken Massacre
Anakin's Skeleton
Trick, Or Treat?
Halloween: Sith Edition
If We All Had Nicknames
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat
Thanksgiving Chaos
If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews
Christmas Preparations
Yoda Goes Fishing
Jedi Temple Tour
Anakin Breaks His Elbow
Personality Swap
Shaak Ti's She Shed
The Embarrassing Rex Chat
The Night Mascarade
The Haunted Pinapple
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
Vos's Hangout On Kashyyyk
The Cheeto Thief
Hardcase's Injury
Dating Disaster
Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)
The Bacon Chat
Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101
The Rexsoka Blog 2.0
Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga Ends
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Yoda's Pizza Hut

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Yoda: To my pizza hut, welcome

Ahsoka: This...isn't what I was expecting

Rex: It's...kind of weird

Anakin: This place smells like pineapple

Obi Wan: Anakin, what does that even mean?

Rex: I don't think we'll ever know

Fives: Aww man thanks for taking us General Skywalker!!!

Jesse: I can't wait to get started on that all you can eat buffet

Tup: Hardcase already has. Look, he's stuffing food down his poncho

Rex: I should've known he wasn't wearing a pancho because he had the ability to sense when it was going to rain like a cow

Cody: The excuses your men give Rex, lol

Boil: Hey, can we have a large drink of seven up?

Waxer: It, um, increases our hearing so we'll be able to hear if someone plans to ambush us

Trapper: And it also gives us really good luck so we'll know if it rains orange juice.

Cody: -Sighs-

Obi Wan: Let's get a table-

Fives: On it! I got one!!!

Rex: Fives! Put that table down!

Fives: General Kenobi said to get a table, so I did

Echo: -sighs-

Ahsoka: I've been dying to get some pizza for ages

Anakin: I've been dying to put trampolines on every roof on Coruscant so we can jump from one to the other, but so far it hasn't happened.

Obi Wan: Anakin-

Anakin: Let's eat!

Fives: I want cheese sticks. Can I get cheese sticks?

Echo: Its an all you can eat buffet. Eat as much as you want

Tup: But like, is there a time limit?

Jesse: Yeah. What if I just spent the night, and then ate breakfast here in the morning to?

Rex: Uh no

Fives: Or what if we lived here?!

Hardcase: I wanna live at pizza hut!

Ahsoka: Lol

Yoda: To the pizza hut, welcome.

Obi Wan: Greetings, Master Yoda

Yoda: Server Yoda, it is today

Ahsoka: Ok

Cody: (The hat is really making this a little weird)

Rex: Uh yeah

Fives: I thought only the people at crispy creme got to wear those hats

Jesse: Did you steal it?!?!

Yoda: -Yoda Laugh- No, no, no. Steal it, I did not. Borrow it, I did

Anakin: I always tell Obi Wan that, but he says it isn't the same thing

Obi Wan: -Sighs- I'll have an extra large coke please

Ahsoka: (Says he needs the extra caffeine to catch up with Anakin)

Rex: In that case, I need an extra, extra large coke.

Tup: No! My pizza slice fell on the floor!

Dogma: Well don't cry like a baby!

Jesse: Just eat it!

Tup: But what if there's germs on it?

Hardcase: I'll eat it!!!

Fives: No, catch it on fire!

Cody: Wild, as usual. My men are so much more responsible

Kix: Really?

Waxer: Boil! Give me that bowl of macaroni and cheese!!!

Boil: But I said I wanted it!!!

Waxer: That's it! I'm calling the police!

-He proceeds to dial 911 on the microwave

Cody: I spoke too soon.

Obi Wan: Anakin, what are you doing now?

Anakin: So you see that fan up there? I'm going to use the force to throw this potato up there, then see how long until it falls on someone

Ahsoka: Wait, where did you get a potato at?

Anakin: Uh, that's none of your business Snips

Rex: Didn't you find that lying around in the parking lot?

Anakin: Shhh!!!

Obi Wan: Anakin, there are so many reasons why that's a bad idea

Anakin: Exactly

Kix: Hey, just so you guys know, Hardcase and Jesse are stealing soda from the soda machine

Jesse: Okay, okay, let's mix up Sprite and Coke this time!

Hardcase: Yeahhhh!!!!! Add in some red cherry too!!!

Rex: Hey, no- I'm not dealing with a crazy Hardcase all night!

Dogma: Too late Rex, too late

Ahsoka: Lol. This cookie tastes really good

Fives: There's cookies?!?!

Ahsoka: Shh! Don't tell everyone else or they'll be gone

Cody: Why does this lemonade taste so weird for

Yoda: Ran out of lemons, we did. Used limes instead, we did.

Cody: WHAT?!?! LIMES?!?! AHHH!!!

Rex: Um, Cody, don't you think you're overreacting a little?

Cody: Overreacting? OVERACTING???

Rex: You're standing on a table

Cody: Oh right. BUT I HATE LIMES!!!! AHHH!!!!

Obi Wan: Cody, I think it would be best to react outside.

Cody: Oh, I'm done now. I'm chilled

Ahsoka: I'm afraid to ask what that was about

Trapper: So, basically, I played this prank on Cody and almost drowned him in limes, and he hasn't been the same since.

Cody: They're so...limey

Anakin: Just like rubber chickens are so...rubbery

Obi Wan: Please, please, can we have one meal without you talking about rubber chickens?

Anakin: No.

Rex: Mmmm, these cheesticks, are like, the best thing ever

Cody: Haven't you already ate 12?

Rex: Yeah! And I'm going back for more

Obi Wan: I've never seen Rex so enthusiastic over anything before.

Ahsoka: Psst, Skyguy, I know what to get Rex for his birthday: cheesesticks.

-Tup screams

Rex: What was that about?

Tup: Hardcase ate my slice of pizza!

Dogma: How could you??

Echo: To innocent Tup?

Kix: You evil man.

Hardcase: I was hungry!

Fives: Me too!

Hardcase: You just ate my pizza!!!!! You squirrel!

Waxer: While we're at it-

Boil: Nope!

Waxer: Fine. I'm going for your soda!

Jesse: Fives! Give me my peas back!!

Fives: They're already long gone bro!

Jesse: You know what this calls for!

Hardcase: FOOD FIGHT!!!!

Cody: Oh no.

-The clones start to fight over the food

Obi Wan: This is getting out of hand

Anakin: Sweet!

Ahsoka: Did he seriously just join in?

Anakin: Take that!

-He slaps someone with a slice of pizza

Rex: Yup. We need to stop this.

Cody: Heh, look at Trapper throwing his potatoes down Waxer's shirt! Ha!

Rex:

Cody: I mean, yeah, we need to end this.

Obi Wan: But how? Anakin with a slapping pizza is practically unstoppable.

Ahsoka: And a Hardcase high on soda

Yoda: STOP IT!!! You all will.

-Nothing changes

Yoda: Hard times, this calls for.

-He presses a button, and pudding falls from the sky

Hardcase: Oh yum!!!

Tup: Banana pudding?

Fives: Let's get it before it's gone!

Ahsoka: Eww, they're really licking themselves?

Rex: And slurping pudding off the floor was straws?

Obi Wan: I expected nothing less.

-Obi Wan sips his tea

Cody: Wait, they don't even serve tea here!

Obi Wan: Or do they?

■□■ X-Files theme plays■□■

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Fun fact: I've never been to a pizza hut before, so this is very likely inaccurate.

Meme of the week:

Okay, this isn't really a meme but whateva. Wolffe is amazing.

January is over now and I feel immensely 100 times better. 🤩

Now how bout we talk about THAT episode of The Book of Boba Fett










Haven't watched it yet? Get outta here!

*GIGANTIC SPOILERS AHEAD LEAVE, LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN*









Seriously, I'm not kidding











For reals peeps










Here we go:











AhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THAT EPISODE MAN!!! Star Wars fans are so spoiled!

I mean, look what we got in that one episode:

Ahsoka and Luka have canonically met!!!! And the whole, so much like your father thing really hurt. Like OMG. The parallel is everything


And then THAT whole blow. Woah. Poor Grogu. Also what is he gonna chose????? Calling it now that he shows up and saves everyone in that new armor of his

Now we gonna talk about how Cad Bane himself just shows up???? I saw the outline...the hat...and I knew it wasn't Dave Filoni...boy we in trouble with this dude running around with the Pikes!!!!

This is from the episode before but I thought it was so funny. Pretty much what actually happened.

And then this. The Book of Boba Fett has been such a surprise, but a welcome one. It makes me so happy to see that Star Wars is finally headed in the right direction after the nightmares of the (uncanon) sequels. We're getting so much amazing content and the characters who deserve it are finally getting the spotlight!

If Mara Jade is somehow made Canon and shows up at the end of The Book of Boba Fett Ima loose it-

Anyways, I can't wait for the final episode! Ahhhh wait what am I gonna do without it!!!!

Now bring out the Dave Filoni memes because this man is a legend:

I have so much respect for him. He's saved Star Wars and he's written such brilliant works of art.

He's turned so many forgotten characters into unforgettable ones. Only a legend can do that

Fives: Okay, okay, enough with this Filoni dude. What about me?

Braidzella: What about you?

Fives: How about a meme:

Braidzella: ...That's actually kinda sad

Fives: Fine. Epic fanart it is then:

Braidzella: Oh Fives...

Fives: Never forget...I am a legend too!!!

Braidzella: Got it

Fives: Now let's go wreck havoc at General Yoda's pizza hut!!!

Braidzella: Fives no!!!

Braidzella: Anyhow, have a nice week y'all.

Braidzella out-

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