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155-MLB GC 4

Early update cuz why not-

It was MLB GC

It was this chaotic chapter.

@angxlshaya guessed it right-

on discord-

after I gave a lot of hints.

And she herself wasn't aware of being correct.

D-Does this even count-

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I decided to get my ass off the bed and use my study breaks to finally write a proper chapter instead of scrolling through youtube.

Also, I can't think of decently humorous nicknames anymore-

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For the love of God, if you're uncomfortable with bad words other than 'fuck', skip to the next segment.

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DenserThanLiquidMercury added CEO_Of_Duuuuude, Thugaboo and AccidentalTherapist to the group.

Thugaboo: NO.

DenserThanLiquidMercury: I'll let you have my ring to cataclysm Lila.

Thugaboo:

Thugaboo: ok.

CEO_Of_Duuuuude: I am lowkey terrified of that opinion shit-

CEO_Of_Duuuuude: *shift-

AccidentalTherapist: wow Nino-

CEO_Of_Duuuuude: T~T

AccidentalTherapist: normally, I'd say 'girl, chill-' but can I have her remains once y'all done?

CEO_Of_Duuuuude: I'm scared to ask what you're gonna do with it-

AccidentalTherapist: paint the picture of an ass flipping him off with it, gift wrap it, and send it to hawkbitch.

VerperiaWho,Bitch? added herself to the group because this isn't a real chat app anyway.

IDon'tGetPaidEnough: realistically speaking, the group chat should not be saying such things.

The Group Chat threatens to kick Max out.

IDon'tGetPaidEnough: how tf did it know my name-

VesperiaWho,Bitch?: whatever specs, anyway, didn't we decide his name would be HoeMoth, and not HawkBitch?

PrettyBoyComingThrough: no, I'm pretty sure we settled it for HawkShit-

Thugaboo: so no one's gonna go with WhoreMoth?

DenserThanLiquidMercury: but I thought it was Hawkass?

IDon'tGetPaidEnough: y'all forgetting he's Shadowmoth now. It is my suggestion, by 78% overthinking factor and 22% sensibility, that he should be called Shadickmoth.

WhyIsMyNameJustKim: oooh makes sense-

Thugaboo: Shadickmoth it is.

CEO_Of_Duuuuude: anyway, where were we before Queen Bee kindly interrupted-

AccidentalTherapist: Lila.

CEO_Of_Duuuuude: oH WAIT, WE WERE PLANNING MURDER-

CEO_Of_Duuuuude: I SHOULD NOT HAVE-

AccidentalTherapist: Excellent reminder.

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HerRoyalHighASSness: who tf kept my username that-

Lady'sMinou: Pearl, Chloe.

NotMyMinou: ye.

Lady'sMinou: why must you wound me by keeping that username, M'lady-

NotMyMinou: Pearl, Chat.

NotMyMinou: also me too.

Lady'sMinou: QwQ

SassKingPunIntended,SorrySass: ...my name is questionable.

NotMyMinou: so is my life.

SassKingPunIntended,SorrySass: damn-

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WhyHaveINotYetBeenWritten: that moment when you realize life doesn't always have a happy ending, and the time you're laughing, someone else could be crying because they lost someone dear to them and you'll never be able to save everyone in life. And at some point, you'll have to come to terms with that fact, possibly watching someone die and only then realizing it.

WhyTfDoesMyCharacterDesignLookLikeDoraemon: Kagami been watching too many sad shit movies and it shows-

WhyHaveINotYetBeenWritten: that moment when you realize you'll never be able to become a main character.

WhyTfDoesMyCharacterDesignLookLikeDoraemon:

WhyTfDoesMyCharacterDesignLookLikeDoraemon: nOW LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT-

WhatchaGotThere?ASmoothie: guys, stop-

WhyTfDoesMyCharacterDesignLookLikeDoraemon: nO NO NO JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT A REMOTELY IMPORTANT ROLE IN SEASON 3-

WhyHaveINotYetBeenWritten: it was worth more than your measly appearance in one episode.

WhyHaveINotYetBeenWritten: even that was by your future self instead.

RenaWentRouge: oML-

WhatchaGotThere?ASmoothie: guys-

WhyTfDoesMyCharacterDesignLookLikeDoraemon: Marinette, you know I love you, but this bitch going there-

ILiveForDrama: AY THIS SHI-UH-STUFF GETTIN' GOOD-

TheManFromEveryWoman'sWetDream: Chloe still swearing not to swear-

WhyHaveINotYetBeenWritten: I am a human and my miraculous is that of a dragon.

WhyHaveINotYetBeenWritten: I'm afraid I don't get why you'd refer to me as the holder of the dog miraculous.

NoIDidNotEatARealButterflyOnImpulseYouDid: pFFFT-

WhyTfDoesMyCharacterDesignLookLikeDoraemon: someone get this retro Gramophone outta here before I time-yeet her ass back to the Cretaceous period-

WhyHaveINotYetBeenWritten: considering you do not have a miraculous yet, that is an unachievable feat.

WhatchaGotThere?ASmoothie: Please stop-

WhyTfDoesMyCharacterDesignLookLikeDoraemon: nOW YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT, YOU ANCIENT EXTINCT TYPEWRITER-

WhatchaGotThere?ASmoothie: eVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP.

WhyTfDoesMyCharacterDesignLookLikeDoraemon:

WhyHaveINotYetBeenWritten:

NoIDidNotEatARealButterflyOnImpulseYouDid:

TheManFromEveryWoman'sWetDream:

ILiveForDrama:

RenaWentRouge: wrong account, bestie.

RenaWentRouge: *sips tea*

WhatchaGotThere?ASmoothie:

WhatchaGotThere?ASmoothie: oH SHI-

WhatchaGotThere?ASmoothie is now offline.

RethinkingLifeDecisions is now online.

RethinkingLifeDecisions: ahem.

RethinkingLifeDecisions: eVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP.

WhyHaveINotYetBeenWritten: I-

NoIDidNotEatARealButterflyOnImpulseYouDid: m'lady-

TheManFromEveryWoman'sWetDream: this was not how I thought-

RethinkingLifeDecisions: Marinette and I are totally just chilling like totally good friends, nothing sus and she totally showed me this stupid GC and totally told me about the total bullshit y'all were slipping so I totally accidentally took her phone and texted using that instead.

TheManFromEveryWoman'sWetDream:

TheManFromEveryWoman'sWetDream: very convincing.

NoIDidNotEatARealButterflyOnImpulseYouDid: M-M'lady you're-

RethinkingLifeDecisions: no.

RethinkingLifeDecisions: absolutely not.

RethinkingLifeDecisions: not even close-

NoIDidNotEatARealButterflyOnImpulseYouDid: It's too obvious now, it's so out in the open-

RethinkingLifeDecisions: trust me, it's NOT WHAT YOU THINK-

NoIDidNotEatARealButterflyOnImpulseYouDid: M'lady you-

RethinkingLifeDecisions: nO, CHAT, ABSOLUTELY NOT-

NoIDidNotEatARealButterflyOnImpulseYouDid: y-yOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH MARINETTE WITHOUT INVITING ME!?

RethinkingLifeDecisions: i'M NOT MAR-

RethinkingLifeDecisions: huh-

RethinkingLifeDecisions: h u h -

RethinkingLifeDecisions: h U H -

TheManFromEveryWoman'sWetDream: oh god.

RenaWentRouge: wow, this has to be a whole new level of-

RethinkingLifeDecisions: Thi-

RethinkingLifeDecisions: This bitch dumb?

NoIDidNotEatARealButterflyOnImpulseYouDid: ouch.

RethinkingLifeDecisions changed their name to IDunnoHowToFeelAboutThis

IDunnoHowToFeelAboutThis: when Master Fu said he needed a person strong and kind, he didn't mention he should have a lack of brain cells, did he?

RenaWentRouge: ...I'm just as disappointed as you are-

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TFWhenLadybugLooksBetterInMyMiraculousThanIDo: hey guys-

IDunnoHowToFeelAboutThis changed their name to CHAT,NO

TFWhenLadybugLooksBetterInMyMiraculousThanIDo: did you know-

RenaWentRouge changed their name to OMGChatNo

TheManFromEveryWoman'sWetDream changed their name to I'mSoGonnaRegretThis

WhatchaGotThere?ASmoothie changed their name to ChatPleaseDon't

WhyHaveINotYetBeenWritten changed their name to IHaveBeenWritten

I'mSoGonnaRegretThis: you ruined it-

IHaveBeenWritten: my apologies

IHaveBeenWritten changed their name to ChatNoirIWillRespectfullyAskYouToShutUp

ILiveForDrama changed their name to NotTodayYouStupidPussyCat

NinoIsNino changed their name to DudeStopPleaseI'llSpitOutMyTacosAndIDon'tWanna

TFWhenLadybugLooksBetterInMyMiraculousThanIDo: ...I'm gonna pretend that never happened^

TFWhenLadybugLooksBetterInMyMiraculousThanIDo: so as I was saying

TFWhenLadybugLooksBetterInMyMiraculousThanIDo: buttholes are like pockets-

I'mSoGonnaRegretThis: oH MY GOD-

TFWhenLadybugLooksBetterInMyMiraculousThanIDo: You can store stuff up in there-

TFWhenLadybugLooksBetterInMyMiraculousThanIDo: and keep it safe-

CHAT,NO: PLEASE STOP-

NotTodayYouStupidPussyCat: fOR THE LOVE OF MONEY, DON'T DO THAT-

DudeStopPleaseI'llSpitOutMyTacosAndIDon'tWanna changed their name to ISpatOutMyTacos

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IBelieveInLadybugSupremacy: hey bugaboo

BugaBOOMBITCH: what?

IBelieveInLadybugSupremacy: Ig only the two of us are online.

BugaBOOMBITCH: I mean, it's 3 A.M. everyone's probably asleep.

IBelieveInLadybugSupremacy: so can't sleep?

BugaBOOMBITCH: no shit, Sherlock.

IBelieveInLadybugSupremacy: meowch.

IBelieveInLadybugSupremacy: what are you doing?

BugaBOOMBITCH: lying in bed.

BugaBOOMBITCH: eating cereal.

IBelieveInLadybugSupremacy: a-at 3 am-

BugaBOOMBITCH: eating cereal.

IBelieveInLadybugSupremacy: Soooo, what would you do if I'm with you?

BugaBOOMBITCH: get up, go as far away from you as physically possible.

BugaBOOMBITCH: and then eat cereal.

ISmeltTea is now online

ISmeltTea: AHHHHHAHAHAHAHSUIOTYIELSATBNLAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

IBelieveInLadybugSupremacy: So NOW is when you come online?

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(953 fucking words.

Almost a full TMWWNH chapter.

cAN'T BELIEVE I-)

That mentally exhausted me and I don't think I'll be able to produce anything remotely funny for a long time.

wORTH IT.

(hopefully, y'all thought so too lmaoo-)

I feel like these GCs get the most laugh out of everyone so I won't drop the series.

Goodbye to any more study breaks today ig.

;-;

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Marinette: did it hurt when you fell?

Chat, playing hard to get: From heaven? No, I'm not giving you my number.

Marinette: No, I mean, when you fell out of the uber. I watched you trip over your own foot and just kind of lay there on the pavement for a solid 10 minutes.

Chat:

Marinette:

Chat:

Alya: we all saw that.