Ken: Lasagna is ready, folks!
Nathan: About time!
Alan: Careful, it's hot!
Nathan: I don't care, I'm hungry! *eats the hot lasagna and burns his mouth* AHHHHH!!!!!
Matilda: *mocking* Too hot?
Nathan: Yes!! *fanning his mouth*
Ken: I just took it out of the oven, stupid! Blow on it!
Nathan: Okay! *blows on his lasagna and eats another bite, only to burn his mouth again* YOW!!!!! IT DIDN'T WORK! IT'S STILL HOT!!! *fanning his mouth again*
Me: Wait for it to cool off, stupid!
SkittishReflections: Exactly! What an idiot!
Nathan: *blows on his lasagna again, eats another bite, and the same process repeats* YOW!!!! OKAY, LASAGNA! YOU'RE GETTING A TIME OUT! GO SIT IN THE CORNER!! YOU DON'T EVER BURN MY MOUTH!
Trevor: Okay, I had enough of this! *beats Nathan up*
Nathan: *getting beat up*
Richard: How can someone give lasagna a time out? He's so stupid.
This story was written on Sunday, July 25th, 2021.
A/N Nathan, just wait for the lasagna to cool off, and you won't keep burning your mouth! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.