Made on: 16th of July 2021
Published: 21st of July 2021
my bestie has once again cursed ya'll, give them a good slap on the face :D
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: magicchels
Technoblade: I stab people :D
Philza: Do we get context orrr no?
Technoblade: No <3
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: epp_123
Tubbo: guys we need ideas for Ranboo's birthday!
Tommy: OH I have a idea!
Tubbo: anyone else?
Tommy: oh please pick me!
Tubbo: literally anyone else at all?!?
Tommy: ME!
Tubbo: ok fine! what is you idea Tommy?
Tommy: ok so we throw apples at them and-
Tubbo: ok this is why I don't want your ideas
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: epp_123
*playing Minecraft*
Bad: does anyone have any diamonds?
Dream: Yes but they are mine.
Sapnap: no sorry
Skeppy: Yes here!
Bad: this is dirt named diamond-
Skeppy: it's the thought that counts!
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: epp_123
Tubbo: I like leaves
Tommy: why?
Tubbo: I like leaves
Tommy: ok
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: epp_123
Dream: I am a uncle!
Phil: how???
Dream: I FOUND A KID ON THE STREET AND THEY SAID I WAS THEIR UNCLE!
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: Yellowhello012
Skeppy: Is the pink panther a lion?
Bad: say that again but slower
Skeppy: i don't get it...?
Bad: He's a pink PANTHER
Skeppy: okay? But is he a lion?
Bad: skeppy. angel. light of my life. he's a panther.
Skeppy: is that a type a lion?
Bad: no. It's a flipping panther
Skeppy: i just googled it. They are not pink tho?
Bad: AND LIONS ARE?????
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: Yellowhello012
Quackity: You're so annoying
Bad: and you're a cloud
Quackity: What? Why?
Bad: It's a great day when you go away
Quackity:
Bad:
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: Yellowhello012
George: omg your hands are so big! Let me see.
*Dream lifts up their hands*
*George grabs it and holds it*
George: Thanks, this is all i needed.
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: Yellowhello012
Tommy: Hello this is Tommy from doordash. Pick a number between 1- 10
Ranboo: 4?
Tommy: wrong. No food for you.
Ranboo: what??? No come back!
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: Yellowhello012
Vikkstar: Hey is that Tommy in your picture?
Techno: Yes, do you know them?
Vikkstar: Yea they took a shit in my car
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: ##a_allowed##a_allowed href="https://www.wattpad.com/user/Yellowhello012" ## Yellowhello012
Phil: what does mood AF mean?
Tubbo: mood as f*** like my current mood or whatever.
Phil: ok, so why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla drawing his own shit?
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: ##a_allowed##a_allowed href="https://www.wattpad.com/user/Yellowhello012" ## Yellowhello012
Karl: Whats your biggest fear?
Sapnap: Being forgotten.
Karl: damn mine was the Kool-aid man but now i feel kinda stupid
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: lazy_potatoes
Dream: I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood and let me tell you, I'm not afraid to leave the same way
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: me :D
wilbur, mocking tommy's cockiness : oH YEAH~ YOURE SUCH A ✨STAR✨
tommy : IM NOT A STAR IM THE SUN, BITCH.
wilbur :
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: me :D
Ranboo, coming around the corner: Tubbo have you seen—
Tubbo: YEET! *throws Michael at Ranboo like a football*
Ranboo: *catches him* ah Michael there you are *calmly walks away holding Micheal*
Phil: . . . What the fuck?
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: me :D
Phil: So, you know how I started out with a small group of crows, right?
Techno: Yeah, a Murder.
Phil, surrounded by a couple million crows: I think I have an Extinction of Crows now
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: me :D
Tommy: hit me with another.
Wilbur: this is your tenth drink Tommy.
Tommy: did i fucking stutter?
Wilbur: *sighs*
Wilbur: *hands him a caprisun*
Tommy, angrily opening the caprisun: thank you very much.
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: me :D
Schlatt, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.
Quackity: Ha! That means you can't yell at me anymore!
[later that day]
Quackity: Turns out Schlatt is scarier when he's quiet.
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: me :D
bad: ANTFROST IS DYING.
george: we're all dying, bad.
bad: HE'S DYING FASTER!
sapnap: what, does he want me to give him a gold medal?
dream: he's just speedrunning life, bad, chill.
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: me :D
sapnap: this food's too hot, i can't eat it
Karl: don't
Quackity:
Quackity: you're hot and i still eat you
Karl, slamming his hands on the table: ONE DINNER
Karl: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK
Karl: ... also stop leaving me out
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲: me :D
Ranboo: Put me in the prison
Sam: No. We've been over this
Ranboo: But we're holding the next book club meeting there
Sam: The what
Ranboo:
Sam:
Niki and Phil, carrying copies of 'Hamlet':
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WORD COUNT MOTHERFUCKERS: 846
i'm bored....
someone fight for my love or smth (✿◕-◕✿)
also leave submissions for the eleventh incorrect quotes :D
EDIT: THE SUBMISSIONS FOR THE ELEVENTH ONE IS CLOSED :D