Anakin: Guys
Anakin: Guys
Anakin: Guys where are you?
Rex: Busy sir
Anakin: I have donuts
Hardcase: DONUTS?!?!?
Jesse: WHERE???
Fives: Not in the toilet, already checked there
Rex: Why?
Fives: Cause once I found a popsicle in there. You never know.
Jesse: Where are the donuts?!?!?!?
Anakin: Kidding, kidding, I don't have donuts
Ahsoka: Seriously?
Anakin: Yeah. How else was I supposed to get your attention?
Hardcase: Ducktape us to the wall?
Obi Wan: Whatever crazy thing you're about to tell us Anakin, you don't have my attention
Anakin: Tea. Unlimited tea!
Obi Wan: ...You have my attention now
Rex: So what's so important, General, that you had to make my men go crazy over donuts?
Jesse: Maybe they're in this pillow case!
Fives: Let's jump on our beds while we're at it!!!
Tup: Wheee!!!!
Ahsoka: Lol
Anakin: So anyways, basically, I broke my elbow
Ahsoka:
Rex: ?
Fives: So?
Anakin: Aren't you like, shocked???
Obi Wan: Anakin, you lost your whole arm. Nothing you do surprises me anymore
Anakin: But don't you wanna know how it happened?
Rex: Let me guess; you were trying to do something weird
Ahsoka: Or stupid
Rex: And it went wrong
Anakin: Well- I, yeah.
Obi Wan: You know what? I'm about to say it
Anakin: Say it
Obi Wan: I don't care that you broke your elbow
Rex:
Anakin:
Fives: Ohohoho roasted! 😎
Echo:
Ahsoka: Master Kenobi has been waiting to say that his entire life, hasn't he?
Obi Wan: Indeed.
Rex: Yep.
Anakin: I can't believe you guys
Jesse: I can't believe anything after seeing the orange juice ghost haunt me
Hardcase: It was real! I told you!!!
Ahsoka: I need to hear that story. Sounds crazy
Rex: Believe me, it is
Anakin: You're not curious, even in the least bit, of how I broke my elbow?
Ahsoka: Let me take a guess; you tried to jump out the window with the segway?
Anakin: Pfft, no
Rex: Phew
Anakin: I tried that last week
Obi Wan: !!! Of course you did
Tup: How is General Skywalker even alive???
Fives: Same reason I am.
Ahsoka: Luck, it's definitely luck
Rex: Pure, dumb luck
Anakin: I am the chosen one for a reason. Its practically my job to do the impossible.
Obi Wan: Like kill all the Jedi?
Ahsoka:
Anakin:
Obi Wan: Don't...don't answer that
Anakin: Anyways, here's the story of how I broke my elbow;
Jesse: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me get some fruit loops
Tup: Why?
Jesse: Cause I'm hungry
Anakin: Well hurry up. I have some rubber chickens to test out in my new slingshot I bought off of Spacezon.
Ahsoka: Okay?
Rex: I've learned not to question it
Hardcase: Wait, wooo, look, there's a secret compartment in the pantry
Fives: What?
Rex: Boys-
Fives: -gasps-
Jesse: We found Rex's secret food stash!!!
Rex: Nooooo!!!!
Jesse: Ghirardelli chocolate!!!
Hardcase: Coffee!!!! Tons of coffee!!!
Ahsoka: Oh no-
Fives: And...and cheetos! 35 bags of them!!!
Anakin: Rex? A cheeto addict? I never would've guessed.
Rex: Boys, GET OUT OF THERE OR I WILL SMACK YOU IN THE DANG FACE WITH MY BAG OF CHEETOS
Jesse: ...We should leave
Anakin: Okay, ahem, now for my story;
Obi Wan: I'm in the middle of paperwork. Can't this wait?
Anakin: Can your date with Satine wait?
Obi Wan: Well, no, I suppose- wait, how did you know about that?
Ahsoka: 😯😯😯
Fives: Busted
Obi Wan: It's that stuffed barney you gave me, isn't it? It has a camera inside.
Anakin: I can see the look on Obi Wan's face, and he isn't amused.
Rex: Now I'm concerned about that giant Elmo stuffed animal General Skywalker gave me for the holidays.
Anakin: Don't worry about it Rex. Keep binge watching Sesame Street and eating cheetos.
Rex: I- it's not what you think!
Ahsoka: Don't even try it Skguy. That giant stuffed care bear is already out the window
Anakin: I was wondering why Maul and Savage are staring weirdly at me in burglar costumes.
Ahsoka: Hey!!!! I thought I already to you you can't keep eating my leftover Chinese noodles from the trash!!!
Anakin: Well anyways, here's how I broke my elbow
Fives: Okay, I'm ready to hear it
Anakin: -Taked a deep breath- Its just, I've waited all this time to tell you. All of the suspense will be over once the story is out
Obi Wan: Anakin you're seriously just wasting my time.
Rex: We do have other things to do, you know
Fives: Okay, so I say we buy a mini fridge, and stuff all of the food in Rex's secret stash into there-
Hardcase: And his fuzzy slippers!
Jesse: Yeah those things are nice
Rex: Hehem!
Fives: I mean, never mind
Anakin: Well, the story of how I broke my elbow goes like this; Wait, is that a porg themed blip outside???
Ahsoka: Skyguy!!!
Obi Wan: JUST TELL US
Anakin: Well, basically, I was doing my laundry, and dancing at the same time, and then I tried to do a triple flip in the air, and I landed on the washer and broke my elbow.
Ahsoka:
Rex:
Obi Wan:
Rex: I waited all this time to hear that?
Ahsoka: Seriously Skyguy!!!
Obi Wan: That's it. I'm burning the stuffed
barney right now. And for the record, I knew it was going to be a story like this.
Fives: I thought he jumped out the window or something
Jesse: Or went skydiving
Hardcase: Maybe a giant rubber chicken attacked him
Rex: ...I'm out of here
Ahsoka: Me too.
Obi Wan: I should've left a long time ago.
Anakin: Have fun on your date with Satine!!
Obi Wan:
Anakin: He sent me a glare from the barney stuffed animal just so you know.
Anakin: .....The truth is, I actually broke my elbow from trying to jump on a trampoline from Senator Palpatine's roof ontop of the Senate building. I just didn't want Obi Wan to know because he would kill me.
Obi Wan: WHAT????
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Lol, funny story I actually wrote this back in Summer. I went roller skating for the first time ever and I fell more times than I can count. I honestly thought I broke my wrists and thus came the inspiration for this. Don't worry, nothing was broken.
And for the record, I was half sick and on some fairly strong medicine, so that's why I fell so many times. Still doesn't change my vow to never roller skate again though.
Meme of the week:
Lol. And this:
That's the exact thing you would expect from clones in the 501st...lol
My Thrawn obsession has returned.
Also I got snow. Just barely enough to cover the ground. I miss Summer so much ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fives: Why you screaming?
Braidzella: Because I miss Summer ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fives: I think she's going crazy. You get enough sleep?
Braidzella: I hope so. I litterly have an alarm on my phone called "wake me up inside."
Fives: Our conversation this week has been weird. So I'll steer it in the clear. I went fishing this week and instead of catching a giant whale on Kamino, sea otters came after me.
Braidzella: ....How is that less weirder than me?
Fives: ...It's not.
Braidzella: ...We should go. Bye everyone! Happy Friday!
Braidzella out-