A/N: ITS UR GIRL'S BIRTHDAY TODAY, I'M FINALLY 20 TODAY DUDE DAMN AND AS A GIFT FROM ME I'M GOING TO TRY TO POST AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. I LOVE Y'ALL
Suri's first day as a vet: what's the problem?
cat: meow
Suri: yes but where
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Hyunjin: how does this shirt look?
Suri: it looks great! i wish i could pull it off
Hyunjin: go ahead
Suri: what
Hyunjin: what
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Jeongin: hey noona could you do me a small favor?
Suri: i would kill for you but go on
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Suri: you're like a brother to me
Changbin: aww that's so cute
Suri: I never wanted a brother
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Kidnapper: if you care about your friend get in the car
Suri: which friend?
Kidnapper: Jisung
Suri: *keeps walking*
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Seungmin: what the hell were you thinking?
Suri: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic
Seungmin: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES
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Suri: murder is like a potato chips
Suri: you can't stop with just one
Chan, from the other side of the room: SURI YOU'RE A POLICE DETECTIVE YOU CAN'T SAY THOSE THINGS
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Suri: well i can scratch that off my bucket list
Minho: who puts getting arrested on their bucket list?
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Suri: *Sees someone being stupid in the distance* look at that idiot
Suri: *realizes its Felix* Oh wait, that's my idiot
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