Made on: 6th of July 2021
Published: 12th of July 2021
my gf thought of the title 💗
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Ranboo: This is a very powerful artifact. You'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand.
Tubbo: That sounds like a dare to me.
Ranboo: Oh my god.
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Tommy: What is love?
Wilbur: An emotional minefield.
Techno: A neurochemical reaction.
Tubbo: Baby don't hurt me
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Quackity: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.
George: What makes you say that?
Quackity: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?
George: Quackity... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?
Quackity:*screams in anger*
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Dream: Would you slap Sapnap-
George: Yes.
Dream: I didn't even finish!
George: Sorry, continue.
Dream: Would you slap Sapnap for 10 dollars?
George: I would do it for free.
Sapnap: Rude...
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Dream: I found a note in one of my old word docs that said "Note to self: Get revenge on Techno"
Dream: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Dream: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Techno: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for either.
Dream: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Techno: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Dream: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
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Sapnap: I lost George
Dream: How did you LOSE George?!
Sapnap: To be fair, he is very small.
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Quackity: Hey its your uber. Is that you in the middle of the road?
Schlatt: Yea, floor it.
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Tubbo: Ranboo uses they/them pronouns
Tommy: Why?
*Ranboo duplicates*
Tommy: Wha-okay...
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Dream, brushing Techno's hair: Stay still!
Techno: THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN BRUSHING HAIR AN BEATING SOMEONES HEAD WITH A BRUSH
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Ranboo: Don't let Tommy ever do anything again.
Tubbo: Why?
Ranboo: They wrote "suck my balls" next to a boba decal at the boba shop
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Bad: Isn't it odd that we have to pay money to be able to see other people?
Skeppy: Plane tickets?
Antfrost: Concert tickets?
Vurb: Prostitution?
Bad, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
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George: I hate it when I get complimented.
Dream: Why?
George: I never know what to say after.
Dream: You look stunning today.
George, panicking: Happy birthday-
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Skeppy, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: Does this answer your question?
Bad: I never asked a question.
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Niki: Oh wow, a present? I didn't get you anything, I'll make it up to you!
Puffy: Niki, it's your birthday
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Sapnap: Hold up, where did your freckles go??
Dream: Oh, they fade away during the winter.
*10 minutes later*
Sapnap, slicing the snow with his sword: GIVE. HIM. BACK. HIS. FRECKLES. YOU. STUPID. BITCH
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George: I wasn't done talking.
Sapnap: Well I was done listening.
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George: My boyfriend said he doesn't love me anymore.
Dream: No, I said "You can't be the little spoon five times in a row, it's my turn now."
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Word Count: 667
i almost forgot for a hot second, gimmie quotes for the ninth incorrect quotes
SUBMISSIONS FOR THE NINTH INCORRECT QUOTES IS CLOSED :D