Hilarious Texts And Tales Of...

By Braidzella

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the w... More

Weird Noises
Truth or Dare + Hardcase Singing
The Plan
501st Only Chat
Jedi Rock
Boil And Waxer
Would You Rather...
Clones
hello?
typical days with the 501st
4 friends... sort of
April fools
truth or dare
Couples Chat/Friends Chat
Couples Chat: Part 2
Rexoka happening?😱😱😱
favorite ship?
say anything!
how to make ships happen
hondo tries advertising
random craziness
lyric prank
late May the fourth
late may the fourth(clones only)
say what! part 1
the plan part 2
in action part 3
revealed part 4
escape! part 5
spies revealed part 6
ehco's B'day
drivers licenses!
random craziness Jedi style
the favor
the singles
revenge part 1
revenge part 2
revenge part 3
what
The road trip
Padme's Revenge
the jealously wars
The Vacation Wars Have Begun
Darth Vacation The Wise
vacation order 66
Lord Hideous
don't dew it Anakin!
Lemmon head over dose
Turkey Day
the van
the Christmas Tree
Christmas (Couple) Party
new years eve
the washing machine
New Clone Wars Trailer!
I need some Advice
Midnight Thoughts With Fives
The Love Letter
Operation Valentines Day
Fives Confirms ships
10,000 views! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
Q and A + A and Q
The Coronavirus
Jedi Secrets
Boys Sleepover
Girls Sleepover
Ultimate Truth or Dare
Maul's Revenge/ April Fools Day
501st chat-HACKED
Savage's Questions That Need To Be Answered
The No Eyebrows Chat
The True Tragedy of the Ruber Chicken
Missing Blowdryer
The Official Bald chat
Spider!
The Return Of The Segway
Easter Egg Insanity
My Opinion of the Ahsoka Novel
The Bet
How I Write The Clone Wars Text
Anakin's Job
Weird Ships
Echo's new bffs
The Attic
Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paper
May The Fourth Be With You
Revenge of the Fifth
Goodbye Clone Wars
My Rexsoka Heart
Late Cinco de Mayo
Dead Chat
The Trampoline
Anakin's Man Cave
The Babe Cave
The More Accurate Bald Chat
Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)
Revenge on Fives Part 1
Revenge On Fives Part 2
Revenge on Fives Part 3
Robbing Count Dooku
Father's Day/ Party For Plo Koon
Clones Do The Lyric Prank
The 4th Of July
The Party Part 1
The Party Part 2
The Party Part 3
Pool Party
I've Been Tagged
Porg Hunting
Fall is in the air
Jedi Fall Party
The Haunted Halloween Maze
Toliet Papering Maul's House
The Pumpkin Patch
Another Tag
The Leaf Pile
Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's Van
100,000 Views
Q And A
Halloween
The Acorn Wars
Pie on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Get Together
Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)
Decorating For Christmas
How The Sith Stole Christmas
Secret Santa
New Year's Eve Party
The Mall
Rexsoka Wedding??? 😱😱😱 Valentine's Day Special 2021
Snow Day
Jedi Snow Day
The Floor Is Lava
What Really Happened
Daylight Savings time
Random Road Trip
Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin Sandwalker
Catching the Easter Bunny
The Great Easter Feast
Clones Go To Target
Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)
May the 4th Part 1
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3
Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4
The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5
Throwing Slime on Rex
Nightly Antics With The 501st
The Rise of the Segway
The Dominoes Playing Dominoes
Pranking People
Revenge on Anakin
Revenge on Anakin Part 2
Accidental Space Dads Chat
The Slippin Slide
The Sithin' Slide
The Incident At The Mancave
Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect Quotes
The Bounce House
Grevious's New Collection
Maul's glasses
The Picnic
Clone movie night
Jedi Game Night
200,000 views! 😱 Re-Answering My Q and A
The Rexsoka Blog
Two Truths And A Lie
Pumpkin Carving
The Grilled Rubber chicken Massacre
Anakin's Skeleton
Trick, Or Treat?
If We All Had Nicknames
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat
Thanksgiving Chaos
If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews
Christmas Preparations
Yoda Goes Fishing
Jedi Temple Tour
Anakin Breaks His Elbow
Personality Swap
Shaak Ti's She Shed
The Embarrassing Rex Chat
Yoda's Pizza Hut
The Night Mascarade
The Haunted Pinapple
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
Vos's Hangout On Kashyyyk
The Cheeto Thief
Hardcase's Injury
Dating Disaster
Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)
The Bacon Chat
Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101
The Rexsoka Blog 2.0
Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga Ends
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Halloween: Sith Edition

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By Braidzella

Maul: What is going on?

Savage: ...I thought it would be a good idea to fill the bathtub with hot dogs, but it wasn't.

Maul: No! Look outside! Young children are demanding candy from everyone

-Their doorbell rings

Maul: Ahh!!!

Savage The Jedi must've found us!!!

Maul: Wait, it is just a filthy child. What do you want?

Random Kid: Candy!

Maul: And I want Obi Wan to suffer as I have! We do not always get what we want! Shew!!!

-He throws a shoe at the kid

Savage: Brother, I have studied up on google, and it appears that at this time every year, children do a ritual known as trick or treating where they get free candy

Maul: I see Skywalker and some clones. Why is one dressed as...a chicken nugget?

Savage: It says here you are supposed to dress up as anything

Maul: Anything? Tell me brother, what do I like to do when I'm not plotting my revenge on Obi Wan?

Savage: Eat a taco?

Maul: No

Savage: Pet a cat?

Maul: No!

Savage: Murder people?

Maul: I meant steal things! And get things free!

Savage: I still don't think stealing every single salt and pepper shaker from restaurants was a good idea

Maul: Perhaps not. But they made wanted signs! I propose, that we dress up tonight and steal as much candy as we can. Mwahahaha!!!!

Savage: Sounds like fun to me. I was tired of analyzing that Obi Wan looking at sea otters on Kamino video anyways.

Maul: The sea otters are working for him!!!! I'm telling you!!!!!!

Later:

Maul: Yes. Yes. This shoe costume is...perfection!

Savage: I'm a hot dog! You know, it's really hard to do a flip in this thing

Maul: Please, no more demonstrations please. Our sofa has suffered enough

Savage: Let's go! Wait...what do we put all of our candy in?

Maul: These shoes

Savage: ...But they smell weird.

Maul: It is either that or the toilet bowl

Savage: Ok

Maul: Shall we sneak in through the window while the children serve as a distraction?

Savage: Or we could just go up and say...trick or treat!

Maul: 😐

Savage: 🤩🤩🤩 Candy!!! Look!!! I even got milk duds. My favorite

Maul: I demand candy from you wretched soul.

-A person cautiously gives Maul some candy

Maul: Yes!!!! Mwahaha!!!!!

Savage: Woah, is that...Grevious? Giving out candy?

Maul: What is he wearing?

Savage: It looks like a pirate hat

-Grevious is handing out candy, wearing a cloak and a pirate hat. Oh, and let's not forget the eye patch

Grevious: Yes, yes. Do not spoil your dinner. This will make a fine addition to your collection

Maul: What are you doing?

Grevious: Ahhh!!! What are you doing?

Savage: Getting as much free candy as we can

Grevious: You're too old to trick or treat!

-He throws candy at them

Savage: Oh, milk duds!

Grevious: Okay, so, I give out candy on Halloween. I don't have to be evil all the time you know. It's also a great opportunity to steal the young ones toy lightsabers. Even if they are fake

Maul: We will not question it if you won't

Grevious: Good, good.

Savage: Can't believe we're not the only bad guys to celebrate Halloween

Ventress: Who wouldn't celebrate Halloween?

Maul: Why are you dressed like a sociopath?

Ventress: To go scare people to death with my boyfriend Vos. After I scare him first, of course.

Savage: (I would say she looks disturbing, but then again she always does)

Maul: What other Dark Lords celebrate this dark holiday?

Ventress: Oh, all of em. Dooku, he dresses up as Santa and wins the costume contest. Sidious laughs evily the whole day, and fills his evil layer with black cats. And Cad Bane, this year, put cockroaches in Obi Wan's apartment.

Savage: That's...so cruel

Ventress: Were evil. It's what we do. Oh, but whatever you do, don't go to that spooky Halloween store

Maul: And why not?

Ventress: People say its haunted. But there's a ton of free candy inside. Night y'all. I have Jedi to scare

Maul: Brother...are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Savage: We don't go to the spooky Halloween store?

Maul: We go to the Halloween store

Savage: I was afraid you would say that

Later:

Maul: So the plan is, for me to throw my shoe at the window-

Savage: Why not your lightsaber?

Maul: Because I like my shoe better!!! And then, after the glass has shattered we sneak inside, fill a cart with Halloween candy, then force dash back to our house and eat it all.

Savage: O-k

Maul throws his shoe at the window but it doesn't break

Savage: That's uh, tough glass

Maul: Just a minute!!! I have two shoes for a reason

He throws his second shoe at the window and it works

Maul: Mwahahaha!!!!

They sneak inside the store

Savage: This place is creepy...

Maul: That's only because you're staring at the clown costumes

Savage: That Grimm Reaper blow up is also scary!!!

Maul: We have almost located the candy isle

Savage: Woah! What is that? It says to step on it

Maul: It could be a trap

Savage: Or it could lead to a secret lair full of candy!

Maul: True. You step on it

Savage: What??

Maul: You discovered it!!!

Savage: -Sighs- Fine.

-Slowly cautiously, Savage steps on the display button

Savage: Nothing's happen-

Suddenly, a giant spider jumps out at them

Savage: AHHHH!!!!

Maul: AHHH!!!! RUN!!!! RUN!!!!

-They run out of the store and never come back. Meanwhile Vos and Ventress are watching on the security cameras and laughing to death

Vos: Hahahha

Ventress: Oh my gosh. That was too good 🤣🤣🤣 Told you they would do it

Vos: I have never seen a more hilarious Halloween prank than two Sith Lords getting scared by a spider 🤣🤣🤣

Ventress: Its gold- 🤣😭🤣

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Yayy!!!! I finished all three Halloween specials! Now, I'd just like to give myself a round of applause of making an overall five Halloween specials for social media when I was sick. Now that's something to be proud of. Hope you all have a lovely holiday :)

Braidzella out-



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