Maul: What is going on?
Savage: ...I thought it would be a good idea to fill the bathtub with hot dogs, but it wasn't.
Maul: No! Look outside! Young children are demanding candy from everyone
-Their doorbell rings
Maul: Ahh!!!
Savage The Jedi must've found us!!!
Maul: Wait, it is just a filthy child. What do you want?
Random Kid: Candy!
Maul: And I want Obi Wan to suffer as I have! We do not always get what we want! Shew!!!
-He throws a shoe at the kid
Savage: Brother, I have studied up on google, and it appears that at this time every year, children do a ritual known as trick or treating where they get free candy
Maul: I see Skywalker and some clones. Why is one dressed as...a chicken nugget?
Savage: It says here you are supposed to dress up as anything
Maul: Anything? Tell me brother, what do I like to do when I'm not plotting my revenge on Obi Wan?
Savage: Eat a taco?
Maul: No
Savage: Pet a cat?
Maul: No!
Savage: Murder people?
Maul: I meant steal things! And get things free!
Savage: I still don't think stealing every single salt and pepper shaker from restaurants was a good idea
Maul: Perhaps not. But they made wanted signs! I propose, that we dress up tonight and steal as much candy as we can. Mwahahaha!!!!
Savage: Sounds like fun to me. I was tired of analyzing that Obi Wan looking at sea otters on Kamino video anyways.
Maul: The sea otters are working for him!!!! I'm telling you!!!!!!
Later:
Maul: Yes. Yes. This shoe costume is...perfection!
Savage: I'm a hot dog! You know, it's really hard to do a flip in this thing
Maul: Please, no more demonstrations please. Our sofa has suffered enough
Savage: Let's go! Wait...what do we put all of our candy in?
Maul: These shoes
Savage: ...But they smell weird.
Maul: It is either that or the toilet bowl
Savage: Ok
Maul: Shall we sneak in through the window while the children serve as a distraction?
Savage: Or we could just go up and say...trick or treat!
Maul: 😐
Savage: 🤩🤩🤩 Candy!!! Look!!! I even got milk duds. My favorite
Maul: I demand candy from you wretched soul.
-A person cautiously gives Maul some candy
Maul: Yes!!!! Mwahaha!!!!!
Savage: Woah, is that...Grevious? Giving out candy?
Maul: What is he wearing?
Savage: It looks like a pirate hat
-Grevious is handing out candy, wearing a cloak and a pirate hat. Oh, and let's not forget the eye patch
Grevious: Yes, yes. Do not spoil your dinner. This will make a fine addition to your collection
Maul: What are you doing?
Grevious: Ahhh!!! What are you doing?
Savage: Getting as much free candy as we can
Grevious: You're too old to trick or treat!
-He throws candy at them
Savage: Oh, milk duds!
Grevious: Okay, so, I give out candy on Halloween. I don't have to be evil all the time you know. It's also a great opportunity to steal the young ones toy lightsabers. Even if they are fake
Maul: We will not question it if you won't
Grevious: Good, good.
Savage: Can't believe we're not the only bad guys to celebrate Halloween
Ventress: Who wouldn't celebrate Halloween?
Maul: Why are you dressed like a sociopath?
Ventress: To go scare people to death with my boyfriend Vos. After I scare him first, of course.
Savage: (I would say she looks disturbing, but then again she always does)
Maul: What other Dark Lords celebrate this dark holiday?
Ventress: Oh, all of em. Dooku, he dresses up as Santa and wins the costume contest. Sidious laughs evily the whole day, and fills his evil layer with black cats. And Cad Bane, this year, put cockroaches in Obi Wan's apartment.
Savage: That's...so cruel
Ventress: Were evil. It's what we do. Oh, but whatever you do, don't go to that spooky Halloween store
Maul: And why not?
Ventress: People say its haunted. But there's a ton of free candy inside. Night y'all. I have Jedi to scare
Maul: Brother...are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Savage: We don't go to the spooky Halloween store?
Maul: We go to the Halloween store
Savage: I was afraid you would say that
Later:
Maul: So the plan is, for me to throw my shoe at the window-
Savage: Why not your lightsaber?
Maul: Because I like my shoe better!!! And then, after the glass has shattered we sneak inside, fill a cart with Halloween candy, then force dash back to our house and eat it all.
Savage: O-k
Maul throws his shoe at the window but it doesn't break
Savage: That's uh, tough glass
Maul: Just a minute!!! I have two shoes for a reason
He throws his second shoe at the window and it works
Maul: Mwahahaha!!!!
They sneak inside the store
Savage: This place is creepy...
Maul: That's only because you're staring at the clown costumes
Savage: That Grimm Reaper blow up is also scary!!!
Maul: We have almost located the candy isle
Savage: Woah! What is that? It says to step on it
Maul: It could be a trap
Savage: Or it could lead to a secret lair full of candy!
Maul: True. You step on it
Savage: What??
Maul: You discovered it!!!
Savage: -Sighs- Fine.
-Slowly cautiously, Savage steps on the display button
Savage: Nothing's happen-
Suddenly, a giant spider jumps out at them
Savage: AHHHH!!!!
Maul: AHHH!!!! RUN!!!! RUN!!!!
-They run out of the store and never come back. Meanwhile Vos and Ventress are watching on the security cameras and laughing to death
Vos: Hahahha
Ventress: Oh my gosh. That was too good 🤣🤣🤣 Told you they would do it
Vos: I have never seen a more hilarious Halloween prank than two Sith Lords getting scared by a spider 🤣🤣🤣
Ventress: Its gold- 🤣😭🤣
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Yayy!!!! I finished all three Halloween specials! Now, I'd just like to give myself a round of applause of making an overall five Halloween specials for social media when I was sick. Now that's something to be proud of. Hope you all have a lovely holiday :)
Braidzella out-