An assailant holding me at gunpoint:
Any last wishes?
Me:
aY HOLD UP, LET ME TELL MY READERS THAT I WON'T HE ABLE TO UPDATE ANY LONGER, AND ALSO, I NEED TO PUBLISH ONE MORE CHAPTER.
Him:
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I do not have the luxury to die.
I have to update on a daily basis.
And yes I used this in one of my replies.
It was too accurate not to post this as a segment.
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I love how even though the love square is endgame, there are still lots of ship wars around them but no one even touches the DjWifi ship.
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Every day it takes me a FUCKTON of self-control to not just smash Adrienette's faces into each other.
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*Insert smth funny because I'm seriously running out of funny stuff to say*
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Petition for Nathalie to stop yeeting her glasses every time she transforms.
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Petition for Chat Noir to pole dance.
For research purposes.
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Petition for Gabriel to stop sucking as a Parent.
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Headcanon that Sabine straight up scolds Gabriel after one day when she sees him with Adrien.
Now, Gabriel takes parenting lessons from Sabine.
Adrien is very happy.
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'You call it a near-death experience.'
'I call it a vibe check from god.'
-Chat Noir after sacrificing his life for LB for the third time in an hour.
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And yes I read that on tumblr but like, a different fandom version.
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Chat: What does coffee taste like?
Ladybug: Not as good as it smells.
Chat: oh.
Chat: like shampoo