Literally, my first thoughts when I watched MLB for the first time:
Are they fighting...
Or flirting...?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I, Pearl, AKA Miraculously_Lazy,
Present to you,
Miraculous Ladybug characters as parents.
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Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
-Let's just say, without her, the house would be on fire, there'd be alligators in the toilet, eggs on trees and graffiti on the mf ceiling.
Adrien Agreste.
-Is a 100/100 weeb parent.
"I did not name you 'Izuku Agreste' for you to be a side character."
-Makes dad jokes somehow even more dad-ish, is more in need of parenting than his kids and carries a book titled: 'Even idiots can be parents! 100 tips to become a parent. Terms and conditions apply.'
-Alya Cesaire.
-the kind of mom you'd want.
"Mom, she pushed me down the stairs the other day-"
"I hope her parents can fight."
"Huh-"
"I hOPE HER PARENTS CAN FI-"
-Nino Lahiffe.
-Has no idea what he's doing.
"I CAN'T HELP YOU BABYSIT YOUR KID, I CAN'T EVEN BABYSIT MY KID-"
-Alix Kubdel.
-Is compelled to yeet her kid into a basketball hoop 9 times out of 10.
Her child: *screams*
Alix: *screams higher*
Is best mf parent tho.
-Kim Le Chien.
-...soccer mom.
That's all that needs to be said.
-Chloe Bourgeois.
"Mom, can I have your black card?"
"Sure sweetie, why?"
"Some idiots thought it'd be fun to mess with me. I'm heading off to buy everything they own."
"That's my kid."
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Today's chapter was dedicated to all the parents out there for putting up with us. Y'all deserve an award.
Except for the douchebags who don't deserve to be parents.
*cough cough* Gabriel Agreste *cough cough*
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...I found this funny.
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Carapace: What does 'take out' mean?'
Ladybug: Food.
Rena: Dating.
Queen Bee: Murder.
Chat: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU AREN'T A COWARD.
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Someone needs to give Carapace a raise for putting up with these dorks.