Hilarious Texts And Tales Of...

By Braidzella

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the w... More

Weird Noises
Truth or Dare + Hardcase Singing
The Plan
501st Only Chat
Jedi Rock
Boil And Waxer
Would You Rather...
Clones
hello?
typical days with the 501st
4 friends... sort of
April fools
truth or dare
Couples Chat/Friends Chat
Couples Chat: Part 2
Rexoka happening?😱😱😱
favorite ship?
say anything!
how to make ships happen
hondo tries advertising
random craziness
lyric prank
late May the fourth
late may the fourth(clones only)
say what! part 1
the plan part 2
in action part 3
revealed part 4
escape! part 5
spies revealed part 6
ehco's B'day
drivers licenses!
random craziness Jedi style
the favor
the singles
revenge part 1
revenge part 2
revenge part 3
what
The road trip
Padme's Revenge
the jealously wars
The Vacation Wars Have Begun
Darth Vacation The Wise
vacation order 66
Lord Hideous
don't dew it Anakin!
Lemmon head over dose
Turkey Day
the van
the Christmas Tree
Christmas (Couple) Party
new years eve
the washing machine
New Clone Wars Trailer!
I need some Advice
Midnight Thoughts With Fives
The Love Letter
Operation Valentines Day
Fives Confirms ships
10,000 views! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
Q and A + A and Q
The Coronavirus
Jedi Secrets
Boys Sleepover
Girls Sleepover
Ultimate Truth or Dare
Maul's Revenge/ April Fools Day
501st chat-HACKED
Savage's Questions That Need To Be Answered
The No Eyebrows Chat
The True Tragedy of the Ruber Chicken
Missing Blowdryer
The Official Bald chat
Spider!
The Return Of The Segway
Easter Egg Insanity
My Opinion of the Ahsoka Novel
The Bet
How I Write The Clone Wars Text
Anakin's Job
Weird Ships
Echo's new bffs
The Attic
Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paper
May The Fourth Be With You
Revenge of the Fifth
Goodbye Clone Wars
My Rexsoka Heart
Late Cinco de Mayo
Dead Chat
The Trampoline
Anakin's Man Cave
The Babe Cave
The More Accurate Bald Chat
Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)
Revenge on Fives Part 1
Revenge On Fives Part 2
Revenge on Fives Part 3
Robbing Count Dooku
Father's Day/ Party For Plo Koon
Clones Do The Lyric Prank
The 4th Of July
The Party Part 1
The Party Part 2
The Party Part 3
Pool Party
I've Been Tagged
Porg Hunting
Fall is in the air
Jedi Fall Party
The Haunted Halloween Maze
Toliet Papering Maul's House
The Pumpkin Patch
Another Tag
The Leaf Pile
Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's Van
100,000 Views
Q And A
Halloween
The Acorn Wars
Pie on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Get Together
Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)
Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)
Decorating For Christmas
How The Sith Stole Christmas
Secret Santa
New Year's Eve Party
The Mall
Rexsoka Wedding??? 😱😱😱 Valentine's Day Special 2021
Snow Day
Jedi Snow Day
The Floor Is Lava
What Really Happened
Daylight Savings time
Random Road Trip
Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin Sandwalker
Catching the Easter Bunny
The Great Easter Feast
Clones Go To Target
Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)
May the 4th Part 1
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2
Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3
Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4
The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5
Throwing Slime on Rex
Nightly Antics With The 501st
The Rise of the Segway
The Dominoes Playing Dominoes
Pranking People
Revenge on Anakin
Revenge on Anakin Part 2
Accidental Space Dads Chat
The Slippin Slide
The Sithin' Slide
The Incident At The Mancave
Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect Quotes
The Bounce House
Grevious's New Collection
Maul's glasses
The Picnic
Clone movie night
Jedi Game Night
200,000 views! 😱 Re-Answering My Q and A
The Rexsoka Blog
Two Truths And A Lie
Pumpkin Carving
The Grilled Rubber chicken Massacre
Anakin's Skeleton
Trick, Or Treat?
Halloween: Sith Edition
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
Pre-Clone-Wars Era Chat
Thanksgiving Chaos
If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews
Christmas Preparations
Yoda Goes Fishing
Jedi Temple Tour
Anakin Breaks His Elbow
Personality Swap
Shaak Ti's She Shed
The Embarrassing Rex Chat
Yoda's Pizza Hut
The Night Mascarade
The Haunted Pinapple
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
Vos's Hangout On Kashyyyk
The Cheeto Thief
Hardcase's Injury
Dating Disaster
Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)
The Bacon Chat
Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101
The Rexsoka Blog 2.0
Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga Ends
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If We All Had Nicknames

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By Braidzella

Fives: Hey guys

Dogma: What do you want?

Rex: No, more importantly, what did you do???

Anakin: If it has to do with killing rubber chickens, I'm proud of you Fives

Fives: No. Nothing for once.

Echo: Woah. I didn't even know that was possible

Tup: Wait, then if Fives didn't do anything, who vacuumed up all of my poptarts????

Jesse: That would be me. Hardcase spilled them all over the place, so I had to pick them up somehow

Ahsoka: :0 Lol, I don't know what else we were expecting 🤣

Tup: Well, I guess I can eat all of the crumbs then

Dogma: I wouldn't...

Tup: Why not?

Dogma: Because I vacuumed up a cricket in there.

Tup: Ah!!!!

Echo: Just curious; what happened to it?

Dogma: It probably starved to death in there then became one with the force.

Anakin: I like you're style bro

Rex: So...if you don't want anything, and you didn't cause any trouble, why are you texting us?

Fives: Oh just because I had a random thought. What if when we texted, we had actual nicknames, you know, other than just our regular names

Rex:

Anakin:

Ahsoka: That's a good idea actually

Echo: But then how would we know who was who?

Jesse: We wouldn't!

Hardcase: That sounds like fun! Oh! I know what I'll change mine to!

Anakin: Great idea! Let's all change our names, and try to guess who is who!

Ahsoka: I'm in!

Rex: Why not

Tup: Sure

Dogma: I guess so

Anakin: Okay...3...2...1...go!!!

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Jello_my_boys: Hello there!!!!

Rubber_chicken_killer#1Jediakathechoosen1: Wait, Obi Wan??? Obi Wan's playing???

Jello_my_boys: Lol no, kidding

Queen_of_💫wars: Anakin, seriously? That nickname was overkill.

Blue_warrior🧡🥰💙: Wayyy overkill

#Bestcloneeva: Omg!!!! 😍😍😍😍 Rexsoka-the emojis!!! Look!!!! Ahhh!!!! It must be-

Manual_Masta: Hi Fives.

#Bestcloneeva: And Blue Warrior is Rex!

Blue_warrior: Was it that obvious?

Cricket_killer_cook: Yes.

Queen_of_💫_Wars: But it's so sweet! Oh, busted my identity, didn't I?

Rubber_chicken_killer#1Jediakathechoosen1: It was obvious as well

Queen_of_💫_Wars: Not as obvious as yours.

Light_bulb: You'll never guess who I am!!!

Donut: Or me!!! Wahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jello_my_boys: Donut. Hardcase. Must be.

Bestcloneeva: Uh-huh.

Cricket_killer_cook: And light bulb? Tup. Not that far off from nightlight

Light_bulb: That's not why I picked that name! And I know you're Dogma!!!

Jello_my_boys: Sure, sure. You'll never guess who I am!

Manual_Master: Well there's only two of us left so I know you're-

Bestcloneeva: Echo! That's Echo! Manual Master, come on bro, that's obvious

Blue_warrior🧡🥰💙: So that means Jello_my_boys is-

Donut: Wahooo!!!!!! My name is donut!!!! Does that mean I can get free donuts????

Rubber_chicken_killer#1Jediakathechoosen1: What happened to him?

Queen_of_💫_Wars: Do we want to know?

Blue_warrior🧡🥰💙: No

Light_Bulb: So Jello_my_boys is Jesse, right?

Jello_my_boys: Yes!!!! I won! Hardcase, hand me the jar of peanut butter!!!!

Cricket_killer_cook: What

Jello_my_boys: It's my trophy!

Donut: Ahhh!!!! We should cover donuts in peanut butter

Blue_warrior🧡🥰💙: Who showed Hardcase where I stashed all of those pixie sticks?

Bestcloneeva: Well I'm the best clone ever so-

Manual_master: Fives. It, it was Fives

Bestcloneever: !!!!

Rubber_chicken_killer#1Jediakathechoosen1: Where'd you get the name at Jesse?

Jello_my_boys: I was looking at coupons for Jello on Ebay, so yeah. There was even a ten thousand pack for only $99

Blue_warrior🧡🥰💙: Just don't buy that much jello. The last thing I need is Hardcase high on that 🙄

Queen_of_💫_Wars: This was fun, lol, we should play again, but with less obvious names

I_love_rubberchickies: Like this?

Blue_warrior🧡🥰💙: I just fell off the couch laughing-

Queen_of_💫_Wars: Lololol yes!

Light_Bulb: Uhh, we have a situation in the kitchen!!!

Donut: Yeah!!!!!!!! Let's cover the ceiling with peanut butter!!! Then throw the toaster up it to make a hole to jump through!

Jello_my_boys: And then throw shoes on the ceiling to make it stick!!!

Bestcloneeva: Or jump up so out heads will stick on the wall!

Blue_warrior🧡🥰💙: That, is why clones aren't allowed to have candy.

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This chapter felt sooo short compared to the usual 1000+ words chapter, but whateva

Meme of the week:

Lol. Been meaning to share this one for a while but forgot. I'm currently sitting in a weird position on one of those giant exersice balls because why the heck not?

The weather suddenly turned freezing cold here and I hate it. It's not that I get really bad seasonal affective disorder every year, but I get really bad seasonal affective disorder every year. :( Time to turn to some light therapy...hope it works. It better work...hehehe iM fInE

Have a super weekend. I'm gonna attempt to make a mini tiki hut. You got any plans?

Braidzella out-

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