Imagine Marinette and Chloe being friends when they were young.
And the REAL reason Chloe started hating Marinette was this:
What do you mean you're not coming to my tea party!?
Marinette, I made BISCUITS!
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My fingers are numb from typing those April Fools headcanons
;-;
Y'all better appreciate that-
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I had a mid-life crisis while typing this chapter.
Idk why—I was typing, I just paused, thought about all the stuff I did and there are
So
Many
R e g r e t s.
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Some things you may not know about me:
-I am multilingual, Ig? I am fluent in 2 languages, partly in 2 others, and on the road to learning french, later Japanese.
-I am obsessed with Agatha Christie's work. Especially Hercule Poirot.
-Idc whatever the circumstances are, I want people to do the coffin dance when I die.
-Nyan cat lives in my head rent-free 24/7
-I once had a dream of a caterpillar having my face skiing down a rainbow, chasing after a pack of Doritos dancing to 'Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle'
-Don't ask questions.
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I'm seriously gonna smite the absolute SHIT out of Lila if I ever get the chance.
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Marinette: When I die, I donate my entire body to science.
Marinette: except my middle finger.
Marinette: give that to Lila.