Miraculous:
Miraculous if Ladybug had a gun:
Alternatively, if Marinette was sick that day:
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#ProteccChat
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Imagine Mari and Adrien having kids in the future and telling them stories of their past (minus the LB and CN thing) and all the time, while Adrien being a good typical, lovesick dad narrating everything beautiful and then every ten minutes Mari is just like:
ShE's JuSt A fRiEnD.
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Marinette is an adorable muffin who can kick yo ass.
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I have literally nothing to say anymore. Let's just give you the incorrect quote already.
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Viperion: what's the time?
Chat: I dunno, pass me the saxophone and we'll find out.
Chat: *plays sax exTREMELY loudly and COMPLETELY out of tune*
Ladybug: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?
Chat: It's 2. A.M.
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Carapace in the corner crying with his pocket watch.
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I feel like Paris is doomed without Ladybug keeping Chat in check.
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And Ladybug is doomed without Chat keeping her in check.