Hell
Urata: Yo dumb ass, come over here.
Sakata: Okay!
Shima: Coming!
Sakata: I thought...I was dumb ass...
Shima: Y'all ugly
Disappears in a cloud of smoke
Nqrse: Eve-Kun! Your city's being destroyed!
Eve: Oh no! I should've never destroyed all those cities in my MV's!
Shima: People say I'm cute ~
Urata: Excuse me, but could you shut the fuck up.
Wolpis, singing: I'm gonna clean my room, when the Sun burns out and the sky falls down ~
Wolpis: Uh oh! I'm gonna snake dance!
Isukubro: Oh no why.
Wolpis: Snake dance time!
Isukubro: Please no.
Wolpis proceeds to snake dance
Urata on one knee to Sakata
Urata: Will you go ahead and fuck yourself?
Shima and Senra wheezing
Luz: Can I borrow a pencil?
Araki, nervous glancing
Nqrse, dramatically: You want a pencil? I'll give you a pencil.
Amatsuki: Alright campers, we're going to play the name game.
Shima: I'll go first! My name is CHAFAuGkGa and my dad knows god -
Soraru: Oh hey there thanks for checking in, ✨I'm still a piece of garbage✨
Mafumafu: Who's the hottest Uber driver you met?
Senra: I've never been to oovoo java.
Isukubro: Go ahead and introduce yourself.
Sou: M-my name is Sou with a B and I'm afraid of insects.
Isukubro: Stop, stop, stop. Where? Where's the B?
Sou, panicking: T-THERE'S A BEE?
Neru: MhMHmHM That is not correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of alptkdkhdysdydshsdgdshs
Shima: Stop saying I look like Chicken Little. He's dumb and he's a coward and I AM NOT A COWARD.
Wolpis: It is Wednesday my dudes.
Wolpis, screaming
Eve doing his work
Sou, bothering him: I want, attention, attention, attention, attention now please!
Eve laughs and gives him a kiss on the nose and proceeds to work
Sou: Thank you!
Person 1: I bet you get a lot of girls in that suit!
Person 2: Yeah you must have a lot of girlfriends!
Luz, nervous sweating: Oh girls...Yeah uh no.
Sou: H-hey mom.
Amatsuki: Hi Sou-Kun, what's the matter?
Sou: Mom, I-I'm gay.
Amatsuki: I'm not surprised.
Shima, handing a dandelion: Hey Senra come make a wish.
Senra eats the flower
Shima: Your so cute Senra
Senra coughs out the flower
Amatsuki: Hey who do you love more? Me or that apple pie?
Kashitaro eating apple pie: Right now?
Amatsuki: Bitch -
Kashitaro laughing
(A/N)
And now, your honor,
✨EveSou being clingy✨
Here we have an Eve defending his Sou.
He caught you simping on Sou, so(u) now he's being clingy.
I love Sou's face expression plz
Next one
Here we have a Sou, reminding his Eve that he lobes him very much and attacks him with love.
Eve wonders about the sudden act but still returns the hug.
Do not, I repeat,
DO NOT SEPARATE THEM
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
-Ramen Out!💫