Helltaker is owned by vanripper - Łukasz Piskorz.
We need more short stories right? I mostly focused on Malina in this part, due to request, and it is lightly basing on some Easter egg I wanted to put here. I will need to search in 'canon' if Author based her name on a common drama book named 'Balladyna' or it is just a coincidence.
Honestly, expected a bit more of helltaker requests, but maybe it is good due to finding any plot ideas for it.
It was requested by medster321. Hope you will enjoy it like everyone else!
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Friends, family even strangers on television screen always taught in their monologues that drinking in shady bars at nights was risky. There was also a shitty morning after with lethal hangover over your head and probably not so pretty lady next to you. It was a normal thing ending under the table with your drunk human ass stuck up for your companions to carry you home.
In (Y/N) case it was totally different. Hella different.
The First thing were lips with some droll coming from open mouth on his cheek, it was a little unhygienic, but feeling two soft orbs on his naked chest was enough compensation for this. His eyes ogled Malina, the Sour Demon lying next to him with both of their legs intertwined. It was a rather intimate situation there, and even with his head crying for more sleep or beer – He was almost sure that Zdrada, the Bitch Demon should also be here... Yet, he was alone with a pretty lad- demoness.
She was snoring.
(Y/N): Oh my God. How adorable, her little nose is so cute.
???: God?! WHERE? There is no place for blasphemy in my domain!
The Feminine voice was so loud that he needed to close his eyes while Malina mumbled something under her breath moving a little to the left with her hands scratching on his body like some sort of cat. Good that he hadn't long fingernails. Then there was a sound of heels clicking against the floor in rapid bursts of 'Tap, tap, tap'.
???: For names of Lucifer, Beelzebub, Dagon, Belial and Satan! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
He saw another demoness with a long flowy hair and horns, she also had a blackish corona? On top of her head. Unknown persona to (Y/N) moved in front of him and Malina with hands on her hips – Shooting him a nasty look with face tomato red, but he wasn't sure if it was from fury or embarrassment.
???: Human? Human here?!
Malina, the Sour Demon: Oh, can you shut up for a second Lucy... Need... Sleep, vodka...
Malina opened her bloodshot eyes only for a second to see her boss and CEO of hell clearly pissed. Lucifer leaned closer to another demoness that was again snoring literally not caring about her boss anger. (Y/N) gulped a little feeling crushed under energy she displayed – An demonic aura around her. She dares to call me Lucy?!
Lucifer: WAKE UP MALINA!
Malina, the Sour Demon: Geez, why so tight today? Everyone... Needs a bit of sleep.
Malina rolled on another side with (Y/N) acting like stone, not really wanting to be in this place right now. Demoness sensing his hesitance placed her hands on top of his and pulled them around her lower torso for some warmth.
Lucifer: Who cares! You should not get wasted in the first place! I know when Zdrada and you wander on Earth searching for a quick drink! Why you decided to bring a mere human here? To Hell, he isn't ready! It's not his time nor place.
Malina, the Sour Demon: Yah? Don't care... We can sign a Chirography, then will you leave us to sleep?
Lucifer: Chirography? You want to... With him? Mhm, okay. I will be back, really quick.
Lucifer heels clicked again several times before she exited their room with now a smile on her face. (Y/N) was surprised how easy it was for Malina to dismiss... Her boss? Wait a second, she is Lucifer? Oh my God! One thing is hooking up with two unrealistic demonesses, but another meeting CEO of Hell.
(Y/N): We are going just to sleep here? After all of this? Hey, Malina?
Malina, the Sour Demon: What do you want? Just stick your finger in my mouth and shut up okay? I want to sleep. SLEEP!
(Y/N): Ah, that's...
He couldn't finish as again Lucifer rushed into the room without her heels this time, like she wanted to be here as quickly she could. Her dark stockings looking very desirable in his eyes, but a sharp look from Malina and after a pinch on his male part he lowered his eyes. Sour Demon, but a jealous one too? Maybe it is a common thing for demons, who knows.
Lucifer: I got everything Malina! We will make a quick pact between the two of you, and you can enjoy your nap before work... I see that finally you found your destined one for eternal tortures here. Good, good. Now I will just need to force Zdrada into one or... There will be severe punishments.
Malina, the Sour Demon: Right, give it to me... Lucy? Could you bring me something?
Lucifer: Hmm... Let me think. No.
Lucifer dropped a parchment filled with blackish words and numbers on top of Malina head and then after a quick wink to (Y/N) exited their room leaving them alone. Malina snatched parchment from the top of her head and did a quick read of it. Then sighed and placed a kiss at the top of it leaving a red kiss mark.
Malina, the Sour Demon: Now, you just need to sign in with your blood, and we off to sleep. Finally.
(Y/N): My blood, but-
Malina rolled her eyes being annoyed enough to just bite on his finger that was pointed at his stomach. His blood made a two crimson dots sealing the deal. The Parchment then just disappeared in a flash with Malina placing her head on his chest.
She was snoring.
*****
(Y/N) woke up to an unfamiliar room and bed with a familiar sour expression focused on him. Malina flashed him a nasty grin while playing with her fingers on his naked torso. The young man could feel his body temperature raise as he was sober now.
(Y/N): Ugh, we should stop drinking and playing at nights. Where are we? Still in Hell? I believe that... Your CEO, miss Lucifer wasn't soo fond of me spending time with you there.
Malina, the Sour Demon: We aren't in Hell anymore, but in my house on Earth. Don't worry about Lucy, she is my CEO not yours. Not yet, as for sure for all the depravity we did – You will end in hell after death. Then I will be your mistress, and under me, you will spend your eternity.
(Y/N): Somehow I'm not so happy about that prospect...
Malina shrugged not really caring if he liked this or not. His blood was on Chirography made between them and now stocked on Hellserver. If she was obliged to 'take care' of someone in Hell then he was a perfect man for this. Even if she would never state this to him, oh no. He still irked her.
Malina, the Sour Demon: I believe that... You got around sixty years before your death, want to know how?
(Y/N): N-no?
She just nodded seeing how calm after this he become. It would spoil the entire fun, knowing how it would end. Malina even secured in Chirography that after his death his body would turn back into his younger version as she was rather taken by it. As demoness could be in the presence of human anatomy.
(Y/N): Hm, still I feel weird being here – sensing devil energy, because of your presence influencing this place?
Malina, the Sour Demon: I don't care, believe what you want. My migraine is coming back, because all of this shitty talk from you. Can you put your mouth for some better work, instead of rambling to me some nonsense?
She eyes him clearly annoyed – Knowing this demoness, she would love to just lay down here and drink until falling asleep. (Y/N) wasn't sure if it is a curse or bless that she could be a literal alcoholic, yet would never die because of it, but constant hangovers...
(Y/N): And I thought that Zdrada is a straightforward demon. Yet, even you can enjoy little things...
Malina, the Sour Demon: Phm, at least you are honest with yourself. I will not deny your claim.
He should be defending his masculinity, but decided to let her win this round. Even if she wasn't happy, smiling or anything – just a little spark of it inside her eyes was worth. Malina is a very difficult lady – Demoness to please. His goal was to enjoy every pure moment of her happiness as she could be adorable at them, better for him to never let her learn about this fact. She would make his life a living hell – if it wasn't already.
Can you imagine your lover in constant hangover? Lusting for love, drinking to death and then falling asleep? Repeat everyday? Better not mention her demonic tail that sometimes... Eh, better to leave this thing alone. (Y/N) even learned to fish from her nasty comments her real thoughts towards him – as it was always underneath them, hidden.
(Y/N): I understand that we are now-
Malina, the Sour Demon: You really want to destroy my mood, right? You got one last question mister. I want to remember our night this time – without Zdrada here, beside me to destroy our fun.
(Y/N): Whatever. Can you at least tell me where we are exactly? Still in my home city?
She moved quickly her eyes towards the window seeing stormy clouds without any sign of Sun – Only rain hitting window of her room. Perfect weather for her mood. Lightning struck a nearby building scaring shit out of a man in front of her who did one sane action believing that he will die.
He grabbed her soft boobs with a light squeeze making Malina moan in a very sexual way. Her long tongue swirling around her lips making them wet in process and so kissable in his eyes.
Malina, the Sour Demon: That's... Unexpected, but welcome no less. Ask faster, before I will lose all of my patience for you (Y/N). You are acting like some virgin idiot, even after a steamy night with two demonesses in hell. Pathetic, eh.
(Y/N): I did ask. Something on your mind made you forget it? Oh, Malina you are blushing!
Malina, the Sour Demon: I do not! Stop lying.
She slapped him on his cheek, but he wasn't paying any attention towards the pain it created on his face. Malina was trying to fight against her face reddening, but it was a lost case, maybe due to some alcohol still in her blood – fueling her like some engine.
(Y/N): Will you answer me now?
Malina, the Sour Demon: You are impossible - of all question human could have for a demoness from hell... Eh, CEO gifted me this house after scoring as best demoness of year 777. What? You don't believe that I could work?! Anyway, it's located in some city called Sosnowiec. Exactly on ćwiartki sześć przez dziewięć street. I guess. Never had any neighbors.
(Y/N): Interesting, could we-
Malina just sighed leaning towards him knowing that he would never shut up and catch on her signals – No, demoness needed to take initiative of this or this night would end again as gaming one, but Malina was interested in different fun knowing that Zdrada was probably lurking somewhere around hell, pissed.
It made her smile in their kiss with her long tongue swirling around his one, squeezing. In a moment like that (Y/N) believed that even in most sour cocktail you could find some sweetness. He gulped when she pushed him down on her bed with the tail coiling around his private place.
Malina, the Sour Demon knew that it was the most depraved night in this human life – Her personal human. Every demoness was possessive so it wasn't something weird to call him hers. It was a perfect moment to place her claim on him to scare away that bitch – She would cheat on him anyway...