Fives: So, we've heard the rumors...now it's time to confirm them...
Hardcase: That the Easter bunny is real? Or that rubber duckies are actually taking over the world, not chickens?
Jesse: Uh....
Fives: The first one. As far as we know
Echo: Fives, this isn't going to work. The Easter bunny is-
Tup: What?
Fives: Yeah Echo, what?
Echo: (You know I can't say in front of Tup)
Fives: Real. He's real. And tonight, we're going to catch him.
Dogma: You're gonna- Laughs- you can't catch the Easter bunny
Hardcase: Why not?
Dogma: Because he's-
Tup: What?
Dogma: Uhhh pink! Yeah, pink, and you can't catch pink rabbits
Echo: I would say nice save but no.
Fives: But I have a plan
Dogma: You? A plan?
Fives: Well, me and Jesse have been working it out
Dogma: Oh, great, that's even better
Echo: Let's hear it
Fives: So, we stole General Skywalker's rubber chicken trap, and now we're going to-
Dogma: Hold up. Stole??
Hardcase: Yeah! We acted like we forgot our helmets in there, then stole it
Echo: Fives-
Tup: I didn't know this plan would be so diabolical
Jesse: Its not! Yet
Fives: Look, we had to do what we had to do
Echo: Yeah, you said that when you blew my shoe up in the microwave
Jesse: Woah. I've always wanted to do that...
Tup: What's the rest of our plan
Fives: We also borrowed this other bunny from the pet store and-
Dogma: What??
Tup: Awww, its so cute
Jesse: And don't worry, we didn't steal it
Echo: That's a first
Fives: We borrowed it without permission
Dogma: You criminals...
Echo: I should've known better
Hardcase: Look! Some coco puffs!
Dogma: No that's not-
Fives: So anyways, we put this rabbit in the trap, then when the Easter bunny comes, it'll see it, and the rabbit will be all like, help me, help me, I'm captured. And the Easter bunny will try to help him, only to be captured by us. Genious, right?
Tup: One question. What's the difference between a bunny and a rabbit?
Dogma: Go ask Rex
Jesse: No, he's right. What IS the difference?
-they all think hard on it for a minute
Fives: Yeah, let's ask Rex
Echo: Um, what are you going to do with your captive here?
Jesse: We news to hide him
Hardcase: In the dish washer?
Dogma: Not unless you want to give someone a heart attack
Fives: Just, let's put it behind the couch for now.
Tup: Oh! I hear the jedi are dying Easter eggs today! Ahsoka said we could join her if we wanted
Fives: Well, that's probably where Rex is at then.
-Later, after getting back
Jesse: Ha! That was so fun!
Fives: Did you guys see my egg of Mace Windu?
Echo: Mine of Shaak Ti was way better
Hardcase: Those eggs tasted good
Rex: Hardcase! Did you just eat that???
Dogma: Shell and all?
Kix: It was expected, wasn't it?
Hardcase: Yum. Who needs candy when you have delicious eggs
Rex: Let's just go inside. Wait, where are the keys?
Fives: I thought Kix had them!
Kix: I gave them to Jesse
Jesse: And I handed them over to Dogma
Dogma: Echo
Echo: Tup?
Tup: I...I'm sorry, I lost them 😭
Rex: -sighs- it's fine. This happens every time, just about. Men, through the window!
-They all climb through the window like it's normal
Dogma: What.Happened.To.This.Place
It's a mess. The rabbit has escaped and eaten, torn, or pooped on everything
Fives: Maybe...someone vandalized our house
Tup: Or something
Rex: Boys, I'll ask you this once. What-
Kix: Ahhh!!!!! WHY IS THERE A LIVING COTTON BALL IN HERE!!!! WHO-WHO BROUGHT IT TO LIFE????
Hardcase: Maybe Santa Clause
Fives: Bro no
Tup: That's a bunny rabbit. You know, like the Easter bunny
Jesse: It was all part of our elaborate trap to catch the Easter bunny
Tup: He will look just like this, except pink. And maybe sparkly.
Rex: What-
Dogma: (Long story)
Rex: I can't believe you guys
Hardcase: Why not?
Rex: Actually I can. But seriously???
Fives: It would've worked had Hardcase put the lock on correctly
Echo: Um, you were the last one to seal the cage
Fives: We'll I was distracted with Hardcase throwing his shoe on me!
Rex: Okay, that's it. Boys, pick this place up. And I want that rabbit-
Kix: Live cotton ball
Dogma: That's not-
Rex: Bring it back to where it came from
Jesse: But what about our trap???
Rex: You can't catch the Easter Bunny
Fives: Why not?
Rex: Because-
Tup: Why? He's real, like nutella is, isn't he?
Rex: Well yes, but- -sighs- just put the rabbit back
Later-
Fives: Phew
-He attempts to faint on the couch but misses
Fives: Ow! Who moved the couch??
Echo: Uh, I did. There was, you know...
Hardcase: Coco puffs under it! Why did we have to throw them out?
Jesse: Because Rex said to
Dogma: Finally, this place is clean
Fives: Like you helped
Dogma: I was busy in the kitchen mixing orange crush soda and vinegar to give to you guys for making such a big mess. Look what that beast did to my slippers!!!!!
Jesse: I didn't even know you had slippers
Hardcase: Oh! This stuff tastes good!
Echo: -facepalm-
Rex: Okay boys, bedtime!
Fives: Why???
Jesse: Can we have a pillow fight first???
Rex: No. We just picked this place up
Hardcase: Shoe war!!!!!!
-They start throwing shoes at each other and hit the lamp
Rex: Well, once again its proven useful to buy a plastic lamp. Hey, get to bed now if you want the Easter bunny to come
Tup: -gasps- I can't wait! Rex, can you tell us a story?
Jesse: Yeah!
Hardcase: Yes!!
Fives: Please???
Rex: As long as you go to bed right after
Tup: Okay
Rex: Hehem, so, um, there were four boys, who happened to cause a lot of trouble, and they really wanted to catch the polka dot polar bear that visited their house once a year. But once they caught it, they realized it was sad, and didn't like being captured, so they let it go, and learned that sometimes it's best just to leave things alone
Tup: Oh my- what an emotional story
Fives: Eh, I thought it was kind of boring
Rex: To bed now!
Jesse: Right after...one last pillow fight!
-He throws a pillow at Rex
Rex: Don't make me call Dogma in here to deal with you
Fives: Bed! We're going to bed!
-Later that night...
Fives: Jesse, Tup, you guys awake?
Tup: Uh, yeah? I was still in the process of counting sheep
Jesse: You count sheep? I do cheetos
Fives: What about Hardcase?
Hardcase: I'm always awake
Jesse: That clone doesn't need sleep to live
Fives: That's probably true. Anyways, who wants to sneak around and see if the Easter bunny has came yet and left us candy?
Hardcase: Candy?? Yes!!!! CANDY
Jesse: Shhh!!! You'll wake the whole battalion up
Dogma: Or you never let them go to sleep in the first place 🙄
Fives: So who's with me?
Tup: But...it feels wrong
Fives: Who knows, we might be lucky and see the Easter bunny himself. You can't miss that kind of opportunity, can you?
Tup: Well, no.
Jesse: I'm in
Hardcase: Yeah!
Fives: Okay, silently go-
-There's a loud thump
Fives: What was that?
Hardcase: Me falling out of bed. I don't have night vision eyeballs
Jesse: Shhh
Fives: This way...
-They go out to the living room, to find none other than Rex himself hiding Easter Eggs
Tup: Rex!?!?!?!
Fives: What in the Easter bunnies name????
Jesse: What?!?! How is this possible?!
Hardcase: Candy!!!!
Rex: What are you guys doing up?! You weren't supposed to see me!
Tup: It's okay. I-I understand
Rex: You...do? I didn't want to tell you in case it might hurt your feelings
Tup: Hurt my feelings? No, no, Rex. You've got it all wrong. I...can't believe you're the Easter Bunny
Fives: I never would've guessed...
Jesse: How you manage to hide eggs in everyone's houses in one night is a miracle
Rex: What? No- I-
Tup: This is incredible! My very own captain is the Easter bunny!
Jesse: We sure our lucky!
Fives: It all makes sense now, why you were trying to convince us not to hunt the Easter bunny down
Hardcase: Its because you're him!!!
Rex: But-
Tup: Don't worry, we'll get back to bed so you can finish hiding the eggs
Fives: And don't worry, your identity is safe with us
Jesse: Yes sir!
Rex: Boys, no I'm-
-They march back to bed
Rex: I can't believe they really think I'm the Easter bunny. -sighs- how am I going to explain this?
🤣🤣🤣 Happy Easter everyone. I've got another chapter coming tomorrow...
Meme of today:
True, true
Braidzella out-