"I have four days to waste and I'm gonna spend them all with this guy," -Easton(Alec)
"He killed his own dad," -Lucas(Pan/Clerik)"Yes!"-Ciera(Moira)
"Las Vegas is Arizona right?"-Lucas(Pan/Clerik)
"I'm not gay for Demons,"-Lucas(Pan/Clerik)
"What happens when you out a Hydra inside of a hydra?"-Justin(Gale)
"It's a good thing we're all Horny,"-Justin(Gale)
"We should invent Medieval Viagra for the Duke,"-Lucas(Pan/Clerik) "I have a potion of growth!"-Easton(Alec)
"A good way to solve disputes is-"-Matthew(Wallace) "Murder!"-Ciera(Moira) "I was gonna say gambling,"-Matthew(Wallace)
"Fun fact, if Dragon anatomy is modeled after girl reptiles, dragons have incredibly tiny dicks a full grown dragons would have a dick about the size of a horse, which humans are known to take." -Easton(Alec)
"Sane people don't make books"-Madison(Your author and DM)
"Roll to persuade the squirrels,"-Madison(Your author and DM)
"My heads father," -Madison(Your author and DM)
"Why is she frustrated? She just got some dick,"-Ciera(Moira)
"Clerik on a leash,"-Easton(Alec)
"Behold my mighty wizard staff!"-Matthew(Wallace) "Is that what Wallace calls his dick?"-Justin(Gale)
"I'm gonna cast minor illusion to play born like this by lady gaga,"-Easton(Alec)
"I cast unseen servant and have it stick it's thumb up Pans butt,"-Matthew(Wallace)
"I didn't ask to be put in the bag!"-James(Austerius)
"Someone tell Clerik to quit being an ass,"-Madison(Your author and DM)