Ruby: Do penguins have knees?
Blake: Yes, but you can't see them too well.
Yang: Well, they don't have knees anymore.
Rubyy: What do mean, not anymore?
Yang:
Ruby: What do you MEAN-
--
Weiss: You look mentally ill.
Blake: I am. Let's go.
--
Weiss: Does it ever cross your mind that we dated before?
Ruby: Well, ever since you poured hot cheese on me when I wouldn't wake up one time- let's just say I tend not to think about it often.
Weiss:
Ruby:
Weiss: Really?! That's what did it for you? The fucking cheese???
--
Blake: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
--
Ruby, walking into Blake and Yang's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Blake: What was it about?
Yang: No, don't ask her that!
Blake: Why not?
Yang: Cause she'll answer!
--
Blake: I want some fried pork fingers.
Yang: Those sound good.
Weiss: No fried pork fingers! You have to eat healthy.
Blake: Well, the finger happens to be the healthier part of the pork.
--
Blake: I'm so bored.
Yang: Ooh, why don't we play question/answer?
Blake: What's that?
Yang: A game I learned at camp. I ask you a question and you answer it and then you ask me a question and I answer it. And we just keep going.
Blake: That's called a conversation.
--
Blake: [emerges from underneath the table]
Yang: Had fun under there?
Blake: Yeah! I took a pic of your knees.
Yang: Why would you take a pic of my- man... my knees are hot.
Blake: [nodding excitedly]
--
Ruby: We either die free, or die trying!
Weiss: Are those the only choices?
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Yang: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Blake: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Yang: I was too lazy to watch the movie.
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Weiss: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?
Ruby: The same way I make onion rings.
Ruby: [grabs a chainsaw]
--
Blake: So what's the plan?
Ruby: I don't know. You're smart, [points at Weiss] they're mean, come up with something.