Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Yang: Shit.
Blake: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Weiss: OH MY GOD, RUBY FELL OFF!!!
--
Yang: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Yang and Blake, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Weiss: Our turn, Ruby! One, two, three- vanilla!
Ruby, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
--
Weiss: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Blake: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Yang: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Ruby: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
--
Ruby: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Weiss: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do.
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Ruby: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING BLAKE WITH ME!
Yang, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
--
Yang: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Ruby: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Blake?
Blake: Probably "road work ahead".
Weiss: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
--
Ruby: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Yang: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Blake: I got distracted about halfway through.
Weiss: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
--
Yang: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Blake: What?
Weiss: That you're a child.
Ruby: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
--
Yang: I just ended a four year relationship.
Blake: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Yang: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Weiss and Ruby fighting from across the room*
--
Yang: Blake, I'm sad.
Blake: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Weiss: Ruby, I'm sad.
Ruby, nodding: mood.
--
*Blake helping Yang out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Ruby: How does Yang look?
Weiss: A little better than you, actually.
--
[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Yang: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake.
Blake: You're in a prison cell :)
Weiss: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Blake: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Ruby: I got a 1!
Blake: You're in... a cube-shaped place.
--
Weiss: Dammit, Ruby!
Ruby: What?! It wasn't me!
Weiss: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Yang!
Yang: Not me either.
Weiss: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?
Blake: *whistles*
--
Blake: Why is Yang so sad?
Ruby: She took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes.
Blake: And...?
Ruby: She got Weiss.
--
Blake: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Ruby: Are we stealing them?
Yang: New or used?
Weiss: Wonderful responses, both of you.
--
Weiss: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Blake: Is it me, Weiss?
Weiss: No, it's not you.
Yang: Is it me, Weiss?
Weiss: It's not you either.
Ruby: Is it me, Weiss?
Weiss:
Weiss, mockingly: Is iT mE wEisS?
--
Penny: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Weiss: ...Your what?
Penny: My friends.
Blake: Is she saying "friends"?
Yang: I think she's being sarcastic.
Ruby: No, no, no, this is delirium, she's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Penny! All of your friends are in this room.
Penny: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.