Me: Hello everyone and welcome to the season finale of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! We've come a long way, but we finally did it! We've reached 100 Episodes!
Maya: Yay!!
Emily: This is the ultra happiest moment of the series!!
SpongeBob:
Me: Alright then, without further ado, it's time to announce the very first show that'll be joining us in Season 3!
SpongeBob: Who could it possibly be?!
Me: Well SpongeBob, have you noticed something... peculiar about the shows that have been joining the roster?
Mandy: Too much Precure.
Me: Ok, besides that, notice anything else? There's been a noticeable lack of shows from a certain beloved TV Network, care to guess what it is?
Lincoln: Nickelodeon! There haven't been any Nicktoons reps for Season 2 aside from Squidward!
Me: That's right! You wanna know why?
Mandy: Because it's garbage?
Me: No! If I thought Nickelodeon was garbage, then why were SpongeBob, The Loud House, The Casagrandes and Jimmy Neutron invited?
Mandy: For views.
Me: Well, that's not it at all. The reason I waited so long to add a Nicktoons rep to the show in Season 2 was because I wanted to wait until the end of the season to invite them! After all, you know what they say, save the best for last!
SpongeBob: Who is it?!
Me: Well, aside from SpongeBob, Sailor Moon, Pokémon and the Powerpuff Girls, all of the shows that have been joining are from the 2000s and 2010s eras, so the Nicktoon that's joining is from the 90s!
Patrick:
Me: Want to know who it is now?
Patrick: Yes.
Me: Perhaps this classic theme will help you spell out the answer!
SpongeBob and Jimmy: Rocko's Modern Life?!
Me: That's right! Rocko, Heffer and Filbert, come on down!
*the spotlights turn on and point to the Wallaby, Steer and Turtle onstage*
Rocko: Hey everyone!
Lily: Oh my god, that dog looks so cute!!
Me: Actually, Rocko's a wallaby.
Emily: Wallaby, what's that?
Chloe: They're a breed of macropods from Australia.
Emily: Oh, cool!
Iona: So, who are these guys?
Jimmy: These guys are Rocko, Heffer and Filbert from the beloved 90s Nicktoon classic, Rocko's Modern Life!
Blossom: Hmph.
Maya: What's wrong, Blossom?
Me: Well, the Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon characters can occasionally be rivals.
Maya: Oh, I see.
Me: Well now that we got them out of the way, time for the next set of characters! These characters are the first *and probably only* set of characters that first made their television debut in this decade! Care to guess who it is?
Emily: You know what? I'm gonna take a wild guess and say it's Healin Good Precure! Their story has come to an end, and this is the final episode of Season 2, so this is the PERFECT way to end off the 2nd season!
Me: Emily...
Emily: I'm wrong, aren't I...
Me: No! You're actually right!
Emily: I AM?!
Me: Yep! Come on down, ladies!
*the spotlights once again turn on and point to the 4 magical girls onstage*
???: Hi!
Nozomi: At long last, you're finally here!
*the ladies start walking off the stage*
Clyde: Hey Lincoln, you OK?
Lincoln: *blushes madly*
Phoebe: Oh no, he's blushing again...
Ronnie Anne: WHAT?!
Haruka: Oh no...
Lincoln: MARRY MEEEEEEE!!! *runs up to the Healin Good girls and starts relentlessly kissing the Pink girl*
???: Stop kissing me!!
???: Hey! Stop it!
*the blue and yellow girls pull Lincoln off the girl in Pink, meanwhile with Ronnie Anne...*
Ronnie Anne:
Sid: Oh no, not again...
???: Hey, you can't just run up to a random girl and kiss her!
Lincoln: I can't help it! She's too beautiful!!
Ronnie Anne: PREPARE TO DIE, BIATCH!!
*the girl in Pink screams and runs away from the enraged Ronnie Anne*
Ronnie Anne:
*Ronnie Anne eventually catches up to the panicking Pink girl and grabs her*
???: PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEE!!
Ronnie Anne: You really think you can just join in and steal my precious Linky from me and get away with it, you b**ch?! Prepare for punishment!!
???: SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEE!!
Me: Oh dear...
???: MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOP!! SHE'S IN SO MUCH PAAAAIINNNN!!
*after beating the pink girl to a pulp*
???: Owwwww...
Ronnie Anne: Touch him again and I'll snap your neck. *spits on her face*
???: Someone call 911...
Lori: Ok, Rachel, you NEED to get Lincoln to stop falling in love with other girls, because Ronnie Anne keeps beating them up senseless!
Rachel: I know... I'm still trying to get it to stop...
Me: Well this is a perfect way to end off the season, Ronnie Anne beating up a girl Lincoln falls in love with...
???: Is she always like that?
Me: Only when Lincoln falls in love with attractive girls.
Bobby: Yeah... Sorry about my sister...
Me: Can you stand up?
???: Yes, a little bit... *barely manages to get back up*
Me: Now that that's over with, could you ladies kindly introduce yourselves to the rest of the Cast?
Nodoka: My name is Nodoka Hanadera, leader of Healin Good Precure...
Megumi: Why do you sound so depressed?
Natalie: Megumi, did you NOT just see Ronnie Anne beat her up?!
Megumi: Oh.
Natalie: Yeah.
Me: Hey Nodoka, could you maybe try and sound a little less depressed?
Nodoka: Durand, how do you expect me to have any kind of happiness after I had JUST gotten my ass beat?!
Me: Well, you sound like you're emo.
Nodoka: Can you girls go introduce yourselves for me? I need a break, and some bandages... *lays on the couch*
Hinata: Sure thing, bud! My name is Hinata Hiramitsu, and it's so nice to meet you guys! Well, at least most of you, that is.
Chiyu: My name is Chiyu Sawaizumi. Pleasure to meet you, guys!
Asumi: And I'm Asumi Fuurin. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Me: Thank you, girls!
Emily: We're so glad you girls could join us!
Hinata: Thanks, Emily!
Nodoka: This is only my first day here and I already want to leave the show...
Me: Trust me, Nodoka. Things will get better.
Nodoka: I hope so...
Me: Well guys, that's all the time we've got for the last episode of Season 2 of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! I hope you guys have some great questions and dares for both the Rocko's Modern Life and Healin Good Precure characters, and everyone else as well too! As always, thanks for reading and we'll see you all next time in Season 3! Until then, this is Durand, signing off!