Me: Hello everyone and welcome to the 99th Episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars, and the 2nd last episode of Season 2! We're getting close to the grand finale, guys!
*LRB appears*
LRB: Hey guys!
Me: Hey LRB! What you got for us today?
LRB: Well, for my first question, who do you guys is the worst superhero ever?
Everyone: Patrick-Man!
Patrick: I'm right here...
LRB: I meant by an actual superhero but alright... Well, for my next question, Chowder, what's your favorite dessert?
Chowder: That's a hard decision! But if I had to choose one, it would have to be THRICE CREEEEAM!!!
LRB: I see. Good to know. Well, for my next question, Buttercup, which song would you rather listen to? Believer or Play with Fire?
Buttercup: Play with Fire because it sounds way cooler!
LRB: Huh... Well, for my next question, Ash, are you aware of the fact people ship you with Pokémon?
Ash, Dawn and Serena: WHAT?!
LRB: Yep, people ship you with Pokémon, Ash.
Dawn: That is the 2nd worst Ash ship that's ever existed!
Ash: What's the worst for ships of me?
Dawn: Amourshipping, duh!
Serena: Hmph. Whatever, you're just jealous people like me more!
Dawn: *blows a raspberry*
Me: Will those two EVER learn to get along?
LRB: Probably never. Anyways, my last question is for the El Chavo gang since they're the youngest characters in the series!
Quico: About time we got something on this show! We're obviously the most iconic crew here, right Durand?
Me: Uhhhhhhh, yeah...!
LRB: Anyways, what kind of jobs would you want to have when you all eventually grow up?
Patty: Well, I was always thinking of becoming a fashion designer!
Mackenzie: Well, if you want to become more immersed in fashion, I'd be more than happy to give you some advice, Patty!
Patty: Really? Thank you, Mackenzie!
LRB: Well, that takes care of Patty, but what about the rest of you?
Phoebe: I wanna be a boxer!
LRB: A boxer?!
Phoebe: Yeah, so I can punch Patty's stupid face and have Chavo all to myself!
Me: Seriously, Phoebe?!
Phoebe: Yes.
Patty: Why do you hate me so much, Phoebe?!
Phoebe: Because Chavo loves you more than me, that's why!
Patty: It's not my fault he's so attracted to me!
Phoebe: Yes it is!
Junior: Phoebe, if you want Chavo to like you more, you gotta stop being so vicious towards Patty!
Chavo and Patty: Yeah, what Junior said!
Phoebe: Hmph...
LRB: Ok then, what about you, Chavo?
Chavo: I'd be a firefighter!
LRB: A Firefighter, you say?
Chavo: Yep! Because if Patty's house is on fire, then it'll be up to me to save her!
Quico: Well too bad, because I'm gonna save her first!
Chavo: Nuh uh!
Quico: Yuh huh!
Chavo: Nuh uh!
Quico: Yuh huh!
LRB: Ok, now then, what about you, Junior?
Junior: Well, I haven't decided on what my dream career will be just yet.
LRB: That's understandable, you guys are definitely still young.
Me: Now this is a perfect way to start finishing off the 2nd season! All of the peeps who give us questions and dares have all submitted at least one throughout these last 10 episodes, and now characters who get little to no screentime finally get their time to shine!
Juniper: Still waiting for me to get a question or dare...
Hibiki: Same goes to us.
LRB: I'm sure you guys will get some eventually. Anyways, for my first dare, you guys are gonna watch the series finale of Regular Show!
Me: Goddammit, No! I already got so many feels from watching it the 1st time!
LRB: Well now you can get them again! :)
Me: >:(
*after watching the last episode of Regular Show*
Me: *starts ugly crying* Why did Pops have to die?! WHYYYYYYYYY?!
Maya: *sigh*
*Maya grabs my head and puts it on her lap*
Maya: There there, Durand... *kisses me on the cheek*
LRB: Anyways, for my next dare, my cast is coming to visit since we couldn't do it back 3 episodes.
Me: Alright! Bring em in!
*Steve and Alex from Minecraft and Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls appear*
Dipper: Where are we now?!
LRB: Guys, meet Durand's cast
Mabel: You mean, we can FINALLY meet Durand's legendary cast?!
LRB: That's right! Durand, would you kindly introduce your cast to mine?
Me: Of course!
*I introduce my massive cast to Dipper, Mabel and the Minecraft duo*
Mabel: Wow! You guys have a lot of characters! We don't have nearly as many people in our cast!
LRB: That's because if we do add more characters, they'll be stuck in my studio forever or else they'll die if they leave for more than 10 minutes! Min and Nut are complete retards...
Me: Ah, I see how adding characters to the show could be a problem to their lives...
LRB: Well guys, hurry up and head back!
Dipper: Of course!
*Dipper, Mabel, Steve and Alex immediately leave the room*
LRB: Well, that's all I've got! See you in Season 3!
Me: Later LRB!
*LRB leaves the room*
Me: Now then, our final batch of questions and dares for Season 2 as a whole come from our good friend FantasySketchWriter! Again, nothing for Lincoln.
Lincoln: Phew.
Me: Anyways, for his question, he wants to know if M Rated Anime is allowed. Well, sorry but only Cartoons and Anime that are PG-13 are allowed just to keep this series from getting an M Rating. Anyways, for his first dare, he wants Patrick to show everyone that Horse Radish is an instrument!
Squidward: Hmph. Good luck.
Patrick: Ok!
*after the video ends*
Me: What the hell?!
Patrick: I told you guys that Horseradish was an instrument!
Me: Ok... With that aside, for his next dare, he wants SpongeBob to show Sakura a video of Patrick surviving being crushed by a junkyard crash!
Sakura: What?! Why?!
Me: Beats me...
*after Sakura watches the clip*
Sakura: Are you serious?! Patrick got crushed by a junkyard crash and lived, but I IMMEDIATELY die from being run over by a truck?! TWICE?!
Me: Apparently so...
*Sakura starts bursting into tears and runs out the room*
Me: Oh boy... Anyways, for his next dare, he wants us to listen to My Dearest, the opening to Guilty Crown, without crying! And if we do cry, we have to reveal an embarrassing secret!
Lincoln: Challenge Accepted!
*after the song ends*
Me: That wasn't so hard! Anyways, for his last dare, he wants Kyon to go on a date with an Animegao Kigurumi.
Kyon: What?! What's that?!
Me: Well, it's a type of cosplay which involves using a masked character costume to portray anime or cartoon characters in the real world.
Kyon: Why me?!
Me: Sorry man...
Kyon: *facepalms* Well, I'll be off to find my "date"...
Me: Later, bud.
*Kyon leaves the room*
Me: Well guys, that's all the time we've got for the 2nd last episode of Season 2 of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! Next episode will be the grand finale to the 2nd Season and we'll be having 2 shows joining us! Until the time comes, thanks for reading and we'll see you all next time!