I Don't Understand you pt. 2...

By sexy_crouton

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Cover by @spicysuzy This is part two of my Tsukishima story, just head over to my profile to read the first b... More

Ha, you thought it was over
Classy bougie ratchet
I watch lots of cartoons
Boiled lettuce guts served with a side of goldfish sashimi
Go and watch "Sweet Home" on Netflix
Pov me and my gang pull up
I have something half of you don't lmao
My brother brought home a Christmas tree today. So I tore it down out of rage.
Yeah, I had a stroke writing this.
๐Ÿ‹The Holy Gospel according to Luke๐Ÿ‹
Guess whos back
Have y'all ever seen me and Shakira in a room together? Exactly.
There are so many chapters yet I don't even know how I want to finish the story
Guess who's still here
I am pretty drippy
Brought to you by my phone
Noah Beck, why does everyone make fun of your neck?
"Uselessly hot-blooded people irritate me..." -Tsukishima Kei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FB37r4Oyw&list=RDX2FB37r4Oyw&start_radio=1
My brain hurts
I have a problem with buying clothing and accessories, also I saw another...
I finally got my nails done, I feel joy right now
I ate your dad's moms uncles brothers kid
My God complex is starting to get a bit out of hand
I got 100 on my English final essay
sfvbfwosini3ir0wij09308fhn 0qefn
I love this man so much, I need him to make another appearance in the story asap
Untitled Part 28
Untitled Part 29
I got my title privileges back
This was fun to write
Brought to you from my religion class
I still haven't done the rest of my school work
Another humorous chapter for you guys
I used to be a music nerd, playing the violin, piano and clarinet
I love my cat
I totally promise that Y/n won't hook up with anyone
Ito Haru that's another name you'll need to remember for this story
Chain smoker life
My brother keeps calling himself a gang-banger
Haru does not look like but this is his personality, does that make sense?
Y/n won't get lung cancer, she's built different
Chapter 243
Lovely Peaches is my mom
Haru kinda looks like Shinya Kogami from psycho pass
Yeah I know, Haru is hot asf
Haru or Roxanne?
My phone is racist
My cat is also racist
Powerschool is also racist
To the pole it goes
One of my cats is a republican
Since y'all were getting pressed about Y/n being depressed and rude
Ushijima really has that nen
My addiction to this video is ungodly
Surprise shawty
Toenails filled with crust
Don't clown me for playing GTA5, it's a lifestyle
I'd kill someone for some coco bread right now
I'm so close to committing a crime against Catholics
My religion teacher said that she has to make a conscious effort to talk...
This song was playing on repeat as I wrote this
All those weird things Y/n bought last chapter are actually real lol
The yodelling pickle is real
This is what I was watching while I was writing this...
I can't sleep lol
It pains me that this song kinda slaps
This is how I cope lol
Chapter 69
Snowhite and the seven penises -My dear brother
This slaps so hard
Kakashi 69
Ayo this is what Christopher looks like, but his hairs a bit longer
I keep getting ads for engagement rings while I read I read through the fic...
Please step on me Jean
๐Ÿ‹Bible study๐Ÿ‹
This was the full pic but I cropped it because there was a pest
Ayo the note at the end is important like actually this time
Christopher acting real sus

The note at the end of this chapter is very important

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By sexy_crouton

Y/n's pov

"Y'know what Marigold?" I ask.

"Stop coming here to use it as your smoking hut," she says. "I'm going to get arrested for allowing this."

"Don't act like you don't run an illegal business here," I say. "Anyway, I'm gonna miss this place."

"I won't miss you lounging around, one less teen I have to deal with," she scoffs.

"I'll miss you too," I laugh.

"Your friends will miss you," she says. "I bet Azalea and Bunny will be yelling at you through the phone during their shift."

"Maybe," I shrug. "But the time zones are different, so the calls will probably be all over the place."

*ding*

"Customer," she says. "Go help."

"But it's not time for my shift," I say. "I don't even work today."

"I don't care she says, smoke here, work here," she says.

"But I'm not done my smoke," I say. "I'll get the next one."

"I don't care, smoke in front of the customer," he says. "The only people who come here are your people, and weird guys who have no life."

"What do you mean 'my people'?" I ask.

"Weird kids, the type of people you, Azalea and Bunny attract," she says. "Now go work, get some tips or something."

"Fine," I sigh pushing myself up off the couch. "I'll contribute to this unholy cafe."

"Good," she says. "Smile."

"Hello welcome to Marigold's cafe, what can I get for you?" I say as I start walking out of the break room. "Can I interest you in a complimentary-"

"Y/n," she says. "So you smoke, how elegant."

"I'm not here," I say ducking behind the counter.

I'm gonna die like I'm actually going to get killed. I know that I've said this before, but this time around Satan herself has come to slaughter me, and I've done it to myself. No amount or prays can save me now, for the beast is upon us.

Ushijima Hoshiko.

"Get up right now," she says. "Before I get angry."

"Marigold save yourself," I say. "Trust me, run."

"Y/n I could care less about the cigarette," she says. "But the lack of eye contact is highly agitating."

If I die I die.

"Fancy seeing you here," I say standing up. "Shouldn't you be in Korea?"

"Considering that my son is graduating within a few weeks, no," she says. "Shouldn't you be at school? Please, explain."

"Well you see," I say as I put out the cigarette, trying to be discrete as if she hasn't seen it already. "Yes and... well yeah, that's why I'm not at school right now."

"Fine, explain the cigarette," she says. "Why were you smoking?"

"I don't have any excuses," I sigh. "I'm sorry."

Please don't kill me.

"Not much I can get after you for, I was smoking by the time I was your age," she says. "Now come on, we've got important matters to attend to."

"I'm sorry, I believe that I missed something," I say. "Where are we going?"

"I brought you a change of clothes," she says setting a bag on the counter. "I'll be in the car outside, be quick but don't come out there looking sloppy."

"Where are we going though?" I ask again.

"You'll see when we get there," she says.


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