I Don't Understand you pt. 2...

By sexy_crouton

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Cover by @spicysuzy This is part two of my Tsukishima story, just head over to my profile to read the first b... More

Ha, you thought it was over
Classy bougie ratchet
I watch lots of cartoons
Boiled lettuce guts served with a side of goldfish sashimi
Go and watch "Sweet Home" on Netflix
Pov me and my gang pull up
I have something half of you don't lmao
My brother brought home a Christmas tree today. So I tore it down out of rage.
Yeah, I had a stroke writing this.
๐Ÿ‹The Holy Gospel according to Luke๐Ÿ‹
Guess whos back
Have y'all ever seen me and Shakira in a room together? Exactly.
There are so many chapters yet I don't even know how I want to finish the story
Guess who's still here
I am pretty drippy
Brought to you by my phone
Noah Beck, why does everyone make fun of your neck?
"Uselessly hot-blooded people irritate me..." -Tsukishima Kei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FB37r4Oyw&list=RDX2FB37r4Oyw&start_radio=1
My brain hurts
I have a problem with buying clothing and accessories, also I saw another...
I finally got my nails done, I feel joy right now
I ate your dad's moms uncles brothers kid
My God complex is starting to get a bit out of hand
I got 100 on my English final essay
sfvbfwosini3ir0wij09308fhn 0qefn
I love this man so much, I need him to make another appearance in the story asap
Untitled Part 28
Untitled Part 29
I got my title privileges back
This was fun to write
Brought to you from my religion class
I still haven't done the rest of my school work
Another humorous chapter for you guys
I used to be a music nerd, playing the violin, piano and clarinet
I love my cat
I totally promise that Y/n won't hook up with anyone
Ito Haru that's another name you'll need to remember for this story
Chain smoker life
My brother keeps calling himself a gang-banger
Haru does not look like but this is his personality, does that make sense?
Y/n won't get lung cancer, she's built different
Chapter 243
Lovely Peaches is my mom
Haru kinda looks like Shinya Kogami from psycho pass
Yeah I know, Haru is hot asf
Haru or Roxanne?
My phone is racist
My cat is also racist
Powerschool is also racist
To the pole it goes
One of my cats is a republican
Since y'all were getting pressed about Y/n being depressed and rude
Ushijima really has that nen
My addiction to this video is ungodly
Toenails filled with crust
Don't clown me for playing GTA5, it's a lifestyle
I'd kill someone for some coco bread right now
I'm so close to committing a crime against Catholics
My religion teacher said that she has to make a conscious effort to talk...
This song was playing on repeat as I wrote this
All those weird things Y/n bought last chapter are actually real lol
The yodelling pickle is real
This is what I was watching while I was writing this...
I can't sleep lol
It pains me that this song kinda slaps
This is how I cope lol
Chapter 69
The note at the end of this chapter is very important
Snowhite and the seven penises -My dear brother
This slaps so hard
Kakashi 69
Ayo this is what Christopher looks like, but his hairs a bit longer
I keep getting ads for engagement rings while I read I read through the fic...
Please step on me Jean
๐Ÿ‹Bible study๐Ÿ‹
This was the full pic but I cropped it because there was a pest
Ayo the note at the end is important like actually this time
Christopher acting real sus

Surprise shawty

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Y/n's pov

"Lisen, you've got it all wrong," I say standing up. "Nothing suspicious here."

"You're smoking," he says. "Y/n, what happening?"

"Wait a minute," Marigold says. "Don't tell me... You're Azalea's right?"

"Yamaguchi, it's not what it looks like," I say. "I'm not actually smoking this."

"Oh my god," he says. "You're gonna leave Tsuki here."

"Come and sit with my Yams, talk to me," I say motioning him over. "We're friends right?"

"Why didn't you tell Tsukishima?" he asks sitting down. "Tell him, go and tell him now, right now."

"You want a cigarette?" I ask. "Trust, this will calm you."

"No, I'm not smoking," he says. "Tsuki said that you said it was a phase."

Okay, I'm basically a pro actor.

"Oops," I say. "But are you sure you don't want a cigarette?"

"Y/n, you need to tell Tsukishima," he says. "Let's go to his house, right now."

"Why are you here?" I ask. "The cafe isn't even open yet."

"Uh, Azalea wanted me to grab something from here," he says. "I uh, didn't know you were here. But you're moving."

"Is this what you were looking for?" I ask pulling a bra out from the couch cushions. "Damm, this girl really has some big tiddies, lucky man."

"Hey don't touch that," he says grabbing it from me. "And don't try to change the subject."

"I'm not, I'm just trying to help," I say. "Don't worry."

"I'll be in the main part," Marigold says. "I don't need to be a witness to any student on student crimes."

"Have fun Marigold," I say. "I promise that there won't be any federal crimes."

"Why are you moving?" Yamaguchi asks. "And for six years!?"

"Okay, more like five," I say. "But who's counting?"

"Five years?!" he exclaims. "That's gonna be like after university, why are you leaving?"

"My brother is going," I shrug. "To train and shit."

"But why do long?" he asks. "Can't you come back in two years?"

"My brother is coming back in two years," I say. "But I'm gonna stay there."

"Why? Don't go to university there," he says. "Just come back here, and then you can be back with Tsuki, Azalea, and everybody else."

"I know that," I say bringing my knees up to my chest. "That's all I've been thinking about."

"Is this why you ran away?" he asks. "Because you're moving?"

"Kinda," I say. "But it was mostly just stress, I'm fine now."

"No you're not," he says. "You need to talk to Tsukishima or something, you can't pretend."

"I don't care," I say. "You're not the boss of me, it's none of your concern."

"It is when it's my best friend," he says. "Tsukishima loves you Y/n, more than anything. Doesn't he tell you, because he really does?"

"I know," I say. "He tells me."

"Then go and talk to him," he says. "It's better for your relationship if you tell him now, don't wait until you're moving."

"I don't wanna talk about it Yamaguchi," I say. "Just go to Azalea's house, I'll see you when everyone comes to the cafe. Pretend that we didn't even see each other today."

"I can't just do that," he says. "You need to talk to Tsuki, he won't be mad, he'll understand why you kept it from him. He'll listen, he'll work things out."

"I don't want to," I say. "Go home."

"Y/n, what are you going to do?" he asks. "Please just call him, talk to him."

"No," I say. "I don't want to talk to him right now, I can't."

"Are you going to break up with him?" he asks.

"Yamaguchi, just go home," I say. "I'll see you later."

"You're gonna do it," he stands up. "You're gonna break up with him again. You promised Y/n, you promised that you wouldn't do that to him again."

"I never said that I was gonna break up with him," I say. "Don't put words in my mouth."

"Well you are aren't you?" he asks. "Gonna leave the country, not tell him anything."

"I don't need a lecture from you," I say. "Go and eat some floppy fries or something."

"He'll wait for you," he says passing across the room. "He'll wait, you'll see. He's gonna marry you one day, he told me that, he wants to marry you."

"Just stop it," I say. "I don't want him to waste his life waiting."

"It's not a waste to him," he says. "I know him, I know him Y/n, and he can't just forget about you."

"Well help him," I say. "I don't know."

"No, because all this time I've known him he's never had a crush," he says. "Not until you followed me to the gym last April. You went to the movies, and do you want to know what he told me the next day."

"I don't want to know," I say. "You're not going to change anything."

"He said that it was stupid of me to even talk to you in the first place," he says. "And that you scared the shit out of him when you told him it was an emergency, he called me Y/n. We were on the phone for over an hour."

"I don't care," I say. "I don't care what you two talk about."

"Do it then, break up with him," he says. "He'll wait, forever."

"No, that's stupid," I say. "No one in their right mind would do that."

"If you don't tell him then I will," he says. "I'm not gonna sit and wait for you to leave."

"You're not telling him shit," I say. "Do you honestly think that it's gonna be better if somebody else tells him?"

"Can't you just work things out with him?" he asks. "He doesn't understand you, but just let him."

"It's not worth it," I say. "It's not worth it for him."

"Y/n are we friends?" he asks.

"Yeah, we're friends," I say. "So you should just go."

"Do you ever plan on marrying someone?" he asks.

"I don't know," I say.

"Well, when I first asked Tsuki that, he said that there would never be anyone worth it," he says. "But he loves you, and you're worth it."

"You're not going to change my mind," I say.

"I know," he says. "You're too stubborn."

"Then why are you even trying?" I ask. "What's the point?"

"Because you and Tsuki are both my friends," he says. "And when you two get married I'm gonna be his best man, and Azalea is gonna be one of your bride's maids."

"She's not gonna be the maid of honour?" I ask sarcastically.

"Knowing you it's gonna be Oikawa or something, but that's not the point," he says. "You both love each other so much, and that's why you're leaving him. You'll see that this was a mistake."

"Just go," I say. "Please."

"Fine, I will go," he says. "But if you move away without telling Tsuki that you're leaving, I'll never forgive you. Break up with him, but don't leave him thinking that you're coming back."

"I'll tell him before I go," I say. "Happy?"

"I know something happened to you, I don't know what but if you're not going to tell me then at least go to him," he says.

"Nothing happened," I say.

"Go to America, get yourself together and go back to Tsuki," he says. "Do you understand?"

"Just stop it," I say.

"Smoke your cigarettes, do whatever," he says. "What day are you leaving?"

"March fifteenth," I say.

"I don't care where you are," he says. "But if I figure out you haven't told him yet, I'll drag you back to Japan to tell him face to face."

"Okay," I say. "I'll tell him before I go, I promise."

"Good," he says. "You do that, I'll see you later."

"See you," I say.

"And I'm sorry for yelling," he says.

"It's fine," I say.

"One last thing, stop using that word, fine," he says. "I hate it, and it's fake."

"Okay," I say.

"I'll see you later," he says. "And I'll act like nothing happened."

"Good," I say. "I'll do the same."


Yams really popped off this chapter.

-Crouton

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