I Don't Understand you pt. 2...

By sexy_crouton

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Cover by @spicysuzy This is part two of my Tsukishima story, just head over to my profile to read the first b... More

Ha, you thought it was over
Classy bougie ratchet
I watch lots of cartoons
Boiled lettuce guts served with a side of goldfish sashimi
Go and watch "Sweet Home" on Netflix
Pov me and my gang pull up
I have something half of you don't lmao
My brother brought home a Christmas tree today. So I tore it down out of rage.
Yeah, I had a stroke writing this.
🍋The Holy Gospel according to Luke🍋
Guess whos back
Have y'all ever seen me and Shakira in a room together? Exactly.
There are so many chapters yet I don't even know how I want to finish the story
Guess who's still here
I am pretty drippy
Brought to you by my phone
Noah Beck, why does everyone make fun of your neck?
"Uselessly hot-blooded people irritate me..." -Tsukishima Kei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FB37r4Oyw&list=RDX2FB37r4Oyw&start_radio=1
My brain hurts
I have a problem with buying clothing and accessories, also I saw another...
I finally got my nails done, I feel joy right now
I ate your dad's moms uncles brothers kid
My God complex is starting to get a bit out of hand
I got 100 on my English final essay
sfvbfwosini3ir0wij09308fhn 0qefn
I love this man so much, I need him to make another appearance in the story asap
Untitled Part 28
Untitled Part 29
I got my title privileges back
This was fun to write
Brought to you from my religion class
I still haven't done the rest of my school work
Another humorous chapter for you guys
I used to be a music nerd, playing the violin, piano and clarinet
I love my cat
I totally promise that Y/n won't hook up with anyone
Ito Haru that's another name you'll need to remember for this story
My brother keeps calling himself a gang-banger
Haru does not look like but this is his personality, does that make sense?
Y/n won't get lung cancer, she's built different
Chapter 243
Lovely Peaches is my mom
Haru kinda looks like Shinya Kogami from psycho pass
Yeah I know, Haru is hot asf
Haru or Roxanne?
My phone is racist
My cat is also racist
Powerschool is also racist
To the pole it goes
One of my cats is a republican
Since y'all were getting pressed about Y/n being depressed and rude
Ushijima really has that nen
My addiction to this video is ungodly
Surprise shawty
Toenails filled with crust
Don't clown me for playing GTA5, it's a lifestyle
I'd kill someone for some coco bread right now
I'm so close to committing a crime against Catholics
My religion teacher said that she has to make a conscious effort to talk...
This song was playing on repeat as I wrote this
All those weird things Y/n bought last chapter are actually real lol
The yodelling pickle is real
This is what I was watching while I was writing this...
I can't sleep lol
It pains me that this song kinda slaps
This is how I cope lol
Chapter 69
The note at the end of this chapter is very important
Snowhite and the seven penises -My dear brother
This slaps so hard
Kakashi 69
Ayo this is what Christopher looks like, but his hairs a bit longer
I keep getting ads for engagement rings while I read I read through the fic...
Please step on me Jean
🍋Bible study🍋
This was the full pic but I cropped it because there was a pest
Ayo the note at the end is important like actually this time
Christopher acting real sus

Chain smoker life

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By sexy_crouton

Y/n's pov

"Y/n, where are you," Wakatoshi asks once he answers.

"Hey Brian," I say.

We can't expose real names here.

"Is that your boyfriend or something?" Haru asks.

"That's none of your business," I say. "It's my friend."

"My name is not Brian," Wakatoshi says. "Who are you with? Is that a boy?"

"And that's none of your business," I say. "Just be quiet."

"Doesn't sound like you two are on good terms," Haru notes.

"Y/n who is that?" Wakatoshi asks. "Tell me right now?"

"It's my friend," I say.

"No he's not, because all of your friends have not heard from you," he says. "So whoever is with you is not your friend."

"You don't know anything," I say.

"Tsukishima says that you haven't spoken to him at all," he says. "You should call him, he's worried."

"I don't want to talk to him," I say. "And I don't have to."

"Well you should," he says. "He's your boyfriend."

"And your my... you're still an asshole," I say.

"I'm not apologizing until you get back home like a normal person and stop being a hassle," he says.

"I don't want your apology anyway," I say. "I'm gonna hang up, I don't give a shit if I get killed, anythings better than talking to you."

"Y/n if you hang up this ph-" I hang up before he's even able to get his full sentence out.

"Well you two sound close," Haru says. "Brother?"

"None of your business," I say.

"So he is," he nods your head.

"Do you have a boyfriend?" he asks.

"Do you have a boyfriend or do you just prefer to fuck a hollowed-out cucumber?" I ask.

"Someone's in a foul mood," he says. "You must really not like that Brian guy."

"None of your concern," I say.

"Alright then," he says. "And we're here."

"Seven-eleven?" I ask.

"We can drive somewhere else if you want?" he asks.

"No, this is fine," I say getting out of the car. "You can leave now, I'll take a cab back to the hotel."

"It's fine, I'm going back to the hotel, it doesn't make sense for you to waste money," he says. "Plus I gotta but something."

"Fine," I say.

-

"He's already messaging me about the seven-eleven," I say once we're back in the car one our way back. "He needs to get off my ass."

"I thought you were gonna sit in the back," he says. "Trust me now?"

"No, just drive back to the hotel," I say.

"Do want a smoke?" he asks holding out his new pack to me.

"I can't smoke," I say. "Are you stupid?"

"Why?" he asks. "Why can't you smoke?"

"Because," I say. "I'm not old enough asshat."

"It's not like your brother is gonna know," he says.

"I never said that he was my brother," I say. "Stop assuming things."

"So do you want one?" he asks taking one for himself. "It's just a cigarette."

"What's it taste like?" I ask taking one, just to examine, nothing suspicious at all.

"Have you ever vaped or anything?" he asks.

"Yeah," I say. "Is it the same?"

"What nic level was it?" he asks.

"I don't know," I say. "It tasted like candy."

"Such a girl," he laughs.

"Shut up asshole," I say. "I'll crash this damm car."

"Okay, calm down," he says. "You wanna try it?"

"No," I say. "I'm just looking."

"Why?" he asks. "It's not like your going to die."

"This cancerous stick," I wave it around. "I could die."

"You probably won't," he says. "There are other things that will get you first."

"I suppose your right," I say. "I could get in a plane accident, shot in the head, overdose on some pills."

"Do you need a lighter?" he asks.

"I'm only taking one drag, puff, or whatever you call it," I say.

"Alright then," he says handing me the lighter. "Do you know how to use it?"

"You don't have to be a chain smoker to know how to use a lighter," I say taking it. "I set fires you know."

"Alright then," he says. "Have fun."

"So I inhale it like a vape?" I ask.

"Yeah kinda," he says. "What are you waiting for?"

"Nothing," I say. "Watch the road."

It burnt my throat, and it felt really unnatural. I ended up erupting into a small coughing fit, but bother I couldn't handle.

"How is it?" he asks.

"Taste like shit," I cough again. "And it hurt kinda."

"You can put it out now," he says.

"Okay," I say.

"Are you gonna put it out?" he asks glancing over to me.

"No," I say looking at the end burn.

"You're just gonna waste it watching it burn," he says. "Smoke it or out it out."

"I'll smoke it then," I say.


Have y'all ever smoked?

-Crouton

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Cover by @spicysuzy Slow updates, well kinda. Started: July 2020 Ended: April 2021