I Don't Understand you pt. 2...

By sexy_crouton

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Cover by @spicysuzy This is part two of my Tsukishima story, just head over to my profile to read the first b... More

Ha, you thought it was over
Classy bougie ratchet
I watch lots of cartoons
Boiled lettuce guts served with a side of goldfish sashimi
Go and watch "Sweet Home" on Netflix
Pov me and my gang pull up
I have something half of you don't lmao
My brother brought home a Christmas tree today. So I tore it down out of rage.
Yeah, I had a stroke writing this.
🍋The Holy Gospel according to Luke🍋
Guess whos back
Have y'all ever seen me and Shakira in a room together? Exactly.
There are so many chapters yet I don't even know how I want to finish the story
Guess who's still here
I am pretty drippy
Brought to you by my phone
Noah Beck, why does everyone make fun of your neck?
"Uselessly hot-blooded people irritate me..." -Tsukishima Kei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FB37r4Oyw&list=RDX2FB37r4Oyw&start_radio=1
My brain hurts
I have a problem with buying clothing and accessories, also I saw another...
I finally got my nails done, I feel joy right now
I ate your dad's moms uncles brothers kid
My God complex is starting to get a bit out of hand
I got 100 on my English final essay
sfvbfwosini3ir0wij09308fhn 0qefn
I love this man so much, I need him to make another appearance in the story asap
Untitled Part 28
Untitled Part 29
I got my title privileges back
This was fun to write
Brought to you from my religion class
I still haven't done the rest of my school work
Another humorous chapter for you guys
I used to be a music nerd, playing the violin, piano and clarinet
I love my cat
I totally promise that Y/n won't hook up with anyone
Chain smoker life
My brother keeps calling himself a gang-banger
Haru does not look like but this is his personality, does that make sense?
Y/n won't get lung cancer, she's built different
Chapter 243
Lovely Peaches is my mom
Haru kinda looks like Shinya Kogami from psycho pass
Yeah I know, Haru is hot asf
Haru or Roxanne?
My phone is racist
My cat is also racist
Powerschool is also racist
To the pole it goes
One of my cats is a republican
Since y'all were getting pressed about Y/n being depressed and rude
Ushijima really has that nen
My addiction to this video is ungodly
Surprise shawty
Toenails filled with crust
Don't clown me for playing GTA5, it's a lifestyle
I'd kill someone for some coco bread right now
I'm so close to committing a crime against Catholics
My religion teacher said that she has to make a conscious effort to talk...
This song was playing on repeat as I wrote this
All those weird things Y/n bought last chapter are actually real lol
The yodelling pickle is real
This is what I was watching while I was writing this...
I can't sleep lol
It pains me that this song kinda slaps
This is how I cope lol
Chapter 69
The note at the end of this chapter is very important
Snowhite and the seven penises -My dear brother
This slaps so hard
Kakashi 69
Ayo this is what Christopher looks like, but his hairs a bit longer
I keep getting ads for engagement rings while I read I read through the fic...
Please step on me Jean
🍋Bible study🍋
This was the full pic but I cropped it because there was a pest
Ayo the note at the end is important like actually this time
Christopher acting real sus

Ito Haru that's another name you'll need to remember for this story

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By sexy_crouton

Y/n's pov

I've been in the hotel for a couple of days now, and a major issue has occurred. I don't have money, well I have money buts it all on my debit. Now you may be wondering why I don't just walk to a convince store and pull some cash out. It's still going to be pretty easy for me to hide from Wakatoshi.

And frankly, I'm getting pretty tired of eating the crackers and other little snacks the hotel gives out for free, I'm starving. That's why I am making quite possibly one of the worse decisions in my life.

"Hello, sorry brother you," I say into the hotel phone.

"That's not a probleme at all Miss," the receptionist says. "What can I help you with."

"I was wondering if there's currently an Ito Haru saying at the hotel?" I ask. "And if so can you connect me to a call to his room?"

"Unfortunately I'm not allowed to give out personal information about other guests at the hotel," she says.

"Uh... We actually came on this trip together," I say. "And I forgot his room number, you can ask him that too, he'll tell you. Just tell him it's Rebecca."

"Alright, please give me a moment," she says placing me on hold.

Please work, please work.

"Tell me why the receptionist called telling me that my 'lady friend Rebecca' had forgotten my room number and needed to be connected into a call?" he asks.

"I need a favour," I say.

"And what would that be?" he asks.

"I just need to like Venmo you some money then I need you to take it out at an atm," I say.

"So you are trying to hide from someone," he says.

"None of your business," I say. "So can you help me or not?"

"I don't have Venmo," he says. "Or cash app and anything like that."

"Okay, bye then," I say going to hang up the phone.

"Wait," he says. "Don't hang up yet."

"What?" I ask bringing the phone back up to my ear.

"I can drive you to the store," he says. "So you can take out money, without your card being tracked."

"What? No," I say. "I'm not getting in some car with a stranger."

"Hey, I thought we were on this trip together," he says laughing.

"Stop, your humour is bad," I say.

"I promise that I'm not trying to kidnap you," he says. "I'm just trying to help."

"Why don't you have Venmo?" I ask.

"I don't need it," he says. "So do you want help or not?"

"Do you have a criminal record?" I ask.

"No criminal record here," he says. "And nor do I intend on getting one."

"All of the videos are staying rolled down and doors unlocked," I say. "And I'm sitting in the back, oh and I'm gonna someone on the phone until we get to the store. So if you kill me he'll know."

"Whatever makes you feel like I'm not going to kill you," he says. "I'll meet you at the front of the hotel in my car."

"Yeah whatever," I say before hanging up.

What could go wrong?


Guys, I promise nothing is gonna happen.

-Crouton

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