I Don't Understand you pt. 2...

By sexy_crouton

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Cover by @spicysuzy This is part two of my Tsukishima story, just head over to my profile to read the first b... More

Ha, you thought it was over
Classy bougie ratchet
I watch lots of cartoons
Boiled lettuce guts served with a side of goldfish sashimi
Go and watch "Sweet Home" on Netflix
Pov me and my gang pull up
I have something half of you don't lmao
My brother brought home a Christmas tree today. So I tore it down out of rage.
Yeah, I had a stroke writing this.
πŸ‹The Holy Gospel according to LukeπŸ‹
Guess whos back
Have y'all ever seen me and Shakira in a room together? Exactly.
There are so many chapters yet I don't even know how I want to finish the story
Guess who's still here
I am pretty drippy
Brought to you by my phone
Noah Beck, why does everyone make fun of your neck?
"Uselessly hot-blooded people irritate me..." -Tsukishima Kei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FB37r4Oyw&list=RDX2FB37r4Oyw&start_radio=1
My brain hurts
I have a problem with buying clothing and accessories, also I saw another...
I finally got my nails done, I feel joy right now
I ate your dad's moms uncles brothers kid
My God complex is starting to get a bit out of hand
I got 100 on my English final essay
sfvbfwosini3ir0wij09308fhn 0qefn
I love this man so much, I need him to make another appearance in the story asap
Untitled Part 28
Untitled Part 29
I got my title privileges back
This was fun to write
Brought to you from my religion class
I still haven't done the rest of my school work
Another humorous chapter for you guys
I used to be a music nerd, playing the violin, piano and clarinet
I love my cat
Ito Haru that's another name you'll need to remember for this story
Chain smoker life
My brother keeps calling himself a gang-banger
Haru does not look like but this is his personality, does that make sense?
Y/n won't get lung cancer, she's built different
Chapter 243
Lovely Peaches is my mom
Haru kinda looks like Shinya Kogami from psycho pass
Yeah I know, Haru is hot asf
Haru or Roxanne?
My phone is racist
My cat is also racist
Powerschool is also racist
To the pole it goes
One of my cats is a republican
Since y'all were getting pressed about Y/n being depressed and rude
Ushijima really has that nen
My addiction to this video is ungodly
Surprise shawty
Toenails filled with crust
Don't clown me for playing GTA5, it's a lifestyle
I'd kill someone for some coco bread right now
I'm so close to committing a crime against Catholics
My religion teacher said that she has to make a conscious effort to talk...
This song was playing on repeat as I wrote this
All those weird things Y/n bought last chapter are actually real lol
The yodelling pickle is real
This is what I was watching while I was writing this...
I can't sleep lol
It pains me that this song kinda slaps
This is how I cope lol
Chapter 69
The note at the end of this chapter is very important
Snowhite and the seven penises -My dear brother
This slaps so hard
Kakashi 69
Ayo this is what Christopher looks like, but his hairs a bit longer
I keep getting ads for engagement rings while I read I read through the fic...
Please step on me Jean
πŸ‹Bible studyπŸ‹
This was the full pic but I cropped it because there was a pest
Ayo the note at the end is important like actually this time
Christopher acting real sus

I totally promise that Y/n won't hook up with anyone

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By sexy_crouton

Y/n's pov

Okay, guys, it's been a whole day since I've spoken to my dear brother Wakatoshi. My phone has been ringing off the hook, and to avoid a scandal I gotta call him.

"I'm alive," I say once I answer the phone.

"Where are you?" he asks. "Get on facetime now."

"Fine," I say switching it. "What do you want?"

"Where are you?" he asks again. "A bathroom, who's bathroom in that?"

I have a big brain to conceal my location, so I went into the bathtub.

"Come home now," he says.

"No, I don't want to," I say.

"Who are you with?" he asks. "Y/n, tell me where you are right now."

"That's none of your business," I say. "I'm fine."

"Send me the address, I'm coming to pick you up," he says. "Right now."

"No, you're just going to get mad at me," I say. "Just leave me alone."

"Well obviously I'm mad, do you know-?" he starts.

"Did you ever even stop to think about how getting the news that I'm moving across the world makes me feel? Leaving all my friends?" I ask. "Do you not think that I'm mad?"

"I don't see why you should be mad," he says. "You can still call them."

"It's not the same," I say. "Do you not understand how I may be feeling right now? I know I'm a baby but you didn't have to be so rude about it the other day."

"I didn't see it as being mean," he says.

"This is why I can't talk to you right now," I say. "You're being an asshole and... everything is just changing too quickly."

"That's how life is, everything changes Y/n," he says. "You need to understand that."

"I don't want to understand," I say. "I don't like change."

"There's not a choice," he says.

"I just want a break," I say. "Just give me a break."

"You can't always have breaks," he says.

"I'm hanging up," I say. "I don't want to talk to you right now, you're not helping."

"I don't know how I'm supposed to help," he says.

"Neither do I," I say before hanging up, tossing my phone to the side.

-

"Are you old enough to be drinking that?" someone asks.

"My age is none of your business," I say.

For the record, I'm not drinking an alcoholic beverage, I'm just sitting at the hotel bar with what looks to be one. It's just a virgin beverage. And we can't forget my nachos.

"You look too young to be here alone," he says.

"And what about it?" I ask. "Who's says that I'm alone, you a stalker or something?"

"So your parents are here?" he asks.

"And are your grandkids here?" I ask. "Maybe your son and his wife, and your ex-wife who waited to divorce you until the kids were old enough to understand."

"How old do you think I am?" he asks.

"How old do you think I am?" I ask.

"Either a twelve-year-old with an attitude or a small teenager," he says.

"Well, you look like you went to school with Moses," I say. "I bet you did your homework on a stone tablet."

"It's the stubble right?" he asks rubbing his chin.

In reality, he doesn't even look that old, kinda like Asahi, but less Japanese, and older.

"You look like you know how to do your taxes," I say. "And it's kinda sus that you came over here to talk to me."

"I'm eighteen," he says.

"Cap," I say before eating another nacho.

"Just look," he says holding up his ID. "Eighteen."

"If you're from here then why are you at a hotel?" I ask.

"I could ask you the same thing," he retorts.

"Who says I'm from here?" I ask.

"Just a guess," he says. "You're fluent in Japanese."

"I don't look Japanese," I say. "So how would you know?"

"I'm assuming that's you're name on your jacket," he says. "Ushijima?"

"It's not," I say quickly pulling it off.

My dumbass really forgot that part.

"It's my friends," I say. "I came here to visit her."

"So then what's your name?" he asks.

"Not that it's any of your business but it's Rebecca," I shrug.

"Becca," he nods his head. "Can I call you that?"

"No, you can't," I say. "I don't know you."

"Ito Haru," he says. "But Haru is just fine."

"Good for you," I say. "Do you want a gold star?"

"Where are you from?" he asks.

"None of your business," I say.

"The states?" he asks.

"None of your business," I repeat.

"Debit cards can be tracked you know," he says.

"I know," I say. "I'm not stupid."

"Well of course I know that," he says.

I forgot about that.

"You don't have any cash do you?" he asks.

"None of your concern," I say.

I used the rest of my cash to cover all the hotel fees.

"I'll cover this one," he laughs setting dome cash on the counter. "And don't use the bank machines around the hotel, that's trackable too."

"Yeah whatever," I say. "I don't owe you shit for the record."

"Of course," he laughs again. "See you around."

"Yeah," I say.

I have a feeling this might go terribly wrong.


Ha ha, laugh funny.

-Crouton

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