6:00 AM
*Logan, Shrek, Mike Wazowski and Leonard from the Angry Birds Movie are on the studio roof with megaphones in their hands*
Logan: Alright guys, just like we practiced. GOOD MORNING SYSPOCALYPSTAR!!
Shrek:
Mike: WORK OUT THAT SLAM THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED!!!
Leonard: I WILL COME IN PEACE!!
*they quickly leave*
Me: OWWWWWWW!! What the hell was that?! Who did that?! *growling* Well, I'm already awake so I might as well get ready for today's episode...
*I start my daily routine*
Me: Alright, the cast should be arriving any second now...
*everyone walks inside with grumpy faces*
Me: You guys ok?
SpongeBob: No. We were all woken up by some retards yelling on our roofs.
Me: Oh, you guys too?
Dark Dream: Unfortunately, yes...
Karen: Let's just start the episode already?
Me: Yeah...
*cameraman starts recording*
Me: Hello everyone and welcome to the 63rd Episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars!
*LRB appears*
LRB: I'm back!
Me: Oh, hey LRB! Have some actual questions and dares for us today?
LRB: Yes. For my first question, you guys want to try out some of my transformation potions?
Dark Lemonade: Yeah! But give Julie and Reina one first!
Julie: Why?!
Dark Rouge: Because it'll be funny if you transform into something you don't like!
LRB: Okie Dokie! *gives Julie and Reina the first potions*
Reina: Well, here goes nothing...
*Julie and Reina drink the potions. Julie turns into a frog while Reina turns into a Poptart, again.*
Julie: *ribbit* (WHAT THE HELL?!)
Reina: NOT AGAIIIIIINNNN!!!
Everyone Else except Mandy: *uncontrollable laughter*
Dark Rouge: See what I mean?
Grim: Give Mandy the next one!
Mandy: WHAT?!
LRB: Alright, coming right up! *gives Mandy the next potion*
Mandy: I swear to god, if this turns me into something stupid... *she begrudgingly drinks the potion, then turns into a fat women*
Irwin: What the hell, yo?!
Grim and Billy: *uncontrollable laughter*
Mandy: *growling*
Kelsey: Ani would love this!
Emily: Yeah!
LRB: Anyways, for my next question, what are your guys' favorite role in a fight?
Clara: Defense!
Makoto: Bruiser!
Rachel: Tactician!
Wade: Information Gatherer!
Kim: Sneaky Spy!
Ron: Mystical Monkey!
Patrick: FINLAND!!
Regina: Retard.
LRB: Anyways, for my next question, would you guys eat 100 marshmallows or 100 candy canes?
49% of the Cast: Marshmallows!
49% of the Cast: Candy Canes!
Julie: *ribbit* (THEY BOTH SUCK!!)
Natalie: Both!
LRB: Alrighty then, for my last question, what you guys think a dying rabbit sounds like?
Lily and Urara: D-dead rabbit?! *both tear up*
Me: I got it!! WHaT's uP dOc....
Maya: Durand, not funny! *slaps me*
Me: Sorry sorry, couldn't resist...
LRB: Okay, can someone give me an ACTUAL answer?
Kelsey: I don't know, maybe something like this?
April: Really, girl?
Kelsey: What?! Have you ever heard a bunny make ANY kind of noise?
Chloe: She has a point, April.
Lily: Can we PLEASE change the subject?! I can't take any more of that! *close to crying*
LRB: Well, we may never know what a dead rabbit sounds like, so let's just stop trying to find out before Lily starts crying.
Lily: Thank you!
LRB: Before I go, you guys have been to a party Aphrodite's holding.
Me: Oh, cool! Is she your girlfriend?
LRB: Ummm... *blushes* Maybe?! Anyways, gotta go, see ya!! *runs out the room*
Me: That guy is such a mood.
*Logan appears*
Logan: Hey hey hey!
Me: I had a feeling we'd see you again, Logan.
Logan: Yep! For my first question, SpongeBob, have your opinions on Nickelodeon's future changed in any way?
SpongeBob: Well, I've done some thinking, and I feel like Nickelodeon's future is NOT looking good.
Sid: How so, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Baby Shark has a TV Show.
Everyone except Patrick and Billy: *internal screaming*
Patrick and Billy: Yay!!
SpongeBob: Not only that, but Kamp Koral's still around, so there's that.
Logan: To be honest, SpongeBob, I couldn't agree more. Anyways, for my next question, what are your guys' biggest fears?
Mikuru: *mumbling* Haruhi dressing me up in embarrassing costumes...
Haruhi: WHAT WAS THAT, MIKURU?!
Mikuru: Uh, nothing!!
Billy: CLOWNS!!
Natalie: Sweets going extinct...
Kirara: Perverted boys...
Chloe: Agreed...
Rachel: Likewise...
*everyone shares their fears*
Logan: Yikes. Well anyways, for my last question, Yumi and Kaz, how come you guys failed your driver's tests while Ami passed?
Kaz: Please don't bring that up...
Yumi: Yes, please.
Logan: Oh, is it a sensitive topic?
Yumi: Kinda, yes.
Logan: Oh ok... Well, for my only dare, half of you will play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and the other half will play Little Big Planet Karting.
Kim: Little Big Island has a racing game? And why is is called Little Big Planet Karting?
Logan: Hey, don't ask me, I'm not the guy who made the game.
Kim: ..... Never mind.
*after all the racing*
Me: Y'know, I will never understand why Pink Gold Peach is a character.
Logan: Same. Well, I'll be off now, later!
Me: Alright, see ya!
*Logan leaves the room*
Me: Well anyways, this seems like a good place to end off today's episode. Thanks for reading and we'll see you all next time, as we've got a party to attend to! WOOOOO!