I Don't Understand you pt. 2...

By sexy_crouton

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Cover by @spicysuzy This is part two of my Tsukishima story, just head over to my profile to read the first b... More

Ha, you thought it was over
Classy bougie ratchet
I watch lots of cartoons
Boiled lettuce guts served with a side of goldfish sashimi
Go and watch "Sweet Home" on Netflix
Pov me and my gang pull up
I have something half of you don't lmao
My brother brought home a Christmas tree today. So I tore it down out of rage.
Yeah, I had a stroke writing this.
🍋The Holy Gospel according to Luke🍋
Guess whos back
Have y'all ever seen me and Shakira in a room together? Exactly.
There are so many chapters yet I don't even know how I want to finish the story
Guess who's still here
I am pretty drippy
Brought to you by my phone
Noah Beck, why does everyone make fun of your neck?
"Uselessly hot-blooded people irritate me..." -Tsukishima Kei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FB37r4Oyw&list=RDX2FB37r4Oyw&start_radio=1
My brain hurts
I have a problem with buying clothing and accessories, also I saw another...
I finally got my nails done, I feel joy right now
I ate your dad's moms uncles brothers kid
My God complex is starting to get a bit out of hand
I got 100 on my English final essay
sfvbfwosini3ir0wij09308fhn 0qefn
Untitled Part 28
Untitled Part 29
I got my title privileges back
This was fun to write
Brought to you from my religion class
I still haven't done the rest of my school work
Another humorous chapter for you guys
I used to be a music nerd, playing the violin, piano and clarinet
I love my cat
I totally promise that Y/n won't hook up with anyone
Ito Haru that's another name you'll need to remember for this story
Chain smoker life
My brother keeps calling himself a gang-banger
Haru does not look like but this is his personality, does that make sense?
Y/n won't get lung cancer, she's built different
Chapter 243
Lovely Peaches is my mom
Haru kinda looks like Shinya Kogami from psycho pass
Yeah I know, Haru is hot asf
Haru or Roxanne?
My phone is racist
My cat is also racist
Powerschool is also racist
To the pole it goes
One of my cats is a republican
Since y'all were getting pressed about Y/n being depressed and rude
Ushijima really has that nen
My addiction to this video is ungodly
Surprise shawty
Toenails filled with crust
Don't clown me for playing GTA5, it's a lifestyle
I'd kill someone for some coco bread right now
I'm so close to committing a crime against Catholics
My religion teacher said that she has to make a conscious effort to talk...
This song was playing on repeat as I wrote this
All those weird things Y/n bought last chapter are actually real lol
The yodelling pickle is real
This is what I was watching while I was writing this...
I can't sleep lol
It pains me that this song kinda slaps
This is how I cope lol
Chapter 69
The note at the end of this chapter is very important
Snowhite and the seven penises -My dear brother
This slaps so hard
Kakashi 69
Ayo this is what Christopher looks like, but his hairs a bit longer
I keep getting ads for engagement rings while I read I read through the fic...
Please step on me Jean
🍋Bible study🍋
This was the full pic but I cropped it because there was a pest
Ayo the note at the end is important like actually this time
Christopher acting real sus

I love this man so much, I need him to make another appearance in the story asap

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By sexy_crouton

Y/n's pov

"What was that?" coach asks. "What were you doing out there?"

"Come on coach, don't worry about it," Hoshi says. "We won so it's fine right?"

"Yeah coach, it's all good," I say. "That was pretty cool right?"

"Hoshi why didn't you set the ball?" she asks.

"Y/n asked if she could," she shrugs. "So I let her, it was the last point and I trusted Y/n."

Yeah, that's right, people actually trust me with things.

"Yeah coach, I just needed to do a setter dump," I say. "Or else I'd have to dump someone."

"No more of that," she says. "That dump was the slopiest I've seen."

"But I got the point," I say. "So it's fine right?"

"No it's not, the only reason you got the point was because they didn't expect you to pull off a risky move like that," she says.

Yeah, that's like the whole point.

"Well I have to do one every match until we win," I say. "I promise I'll do good."

"You better not mess up," she says. "And you better practice those, no more sloppiness."

"I promise no more sloppiness," I say. "But I have to go watch a match now, it's really urgent."

"You were watching matches all morning," she says. "What more do you need to watch, we should be studying our opponents."

"In the morning I watched Fukurodani and Nekoma at the same time," I say. "Then I had to watch Itachiyama, so now I gotta go and watch Karasuno."

"How many boyfriends do you even have?" Kaori asks.

"Chile, I have brothers," I say. "Now I gotta go and watch my boyfriend. Even though he said and I quote 'Don't come and watch my match, you're embarrassing' which basically translates to 'please don't miss the whole match, I actually want you to come because I love you so much and I want to give you a big hug'... okay maybe that's pushing it a bit but you get it."

"Just go," she shakes her head. "Try to pick up some plays while you watch it."

"I will," I say.

I won't I'm just gonna be sitting there on the verge of tears because if Karasuno losses against Inarizaki, then I lose.

-

"What did I miss Yachi?" I ask as I take a seat beside her.

"We won the first set, Inarazaki took the second and now we're on the third," she says.

"Fuck me sideways," I mutter. "I'm gonna jump off the building."

"Why?" she asks.

"Because it's my mental illness," I say. "No other reason totally didn't make up some bet with piss hair down there."

"What kind of bet did you make?" she asks.

"I didn't make one," I say. "Are you deaf?"

"I won't tell anyone if you tell me," she says. "I promise."

It's Yachi, I can tell her, it's fine.

"If they lose right now, I'm breaking up with Kei," I say. "And I'm gonna date Mr. Berry b."

"What!?" she practically yells.

"Shhh, you're gonna blow my cover," I say. "You can't tell Kei."

"Why would you do that?" she asks. "He really likes you, he always talks about you and shows pictures- wait don't tell Tsukishima I told you that."

"Damm Yachi," I shake my head. "You're really gonna break down Kei's salty exterior. But I bet all the photos of me he shows are ugly."

"Well..." she pauses. "Oh wow look at that set Kageyama made."

Nice save Yachi.

"But don't worry, I won't be breaking up with Kei," I say. "The only other person who would want to spend the rest of their life with me is one who is getting pressured by my mother. So it's good Kei tolerates me."

"Good," she says. "So do you think they'll win this match?"

"Well if they don't then my mental health is sure to plummet," I say. "So I sure hope they do."


So for anything that happens after the Inarizaki matches I won't give out the details. So I won't write in who wins nationals, so if you haven't read the manga you'll be able to read the story without spoilers. And if there will be any I'll try to add in a note beforehand.

-Crouton

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