Y/n's Pov
Okay, so maybe I didn't quite win but I didn't really lose. He just told me to do whatever I wanted to, and normally I would've gotten in the basket and he'd be secretly happy. The world would be a better place, but I feel like being difficult.
"He's supposed to be triggered," I mutter, don't worry Kei can't hear me, he's too far back.
"I don't want him to get mad at me," Kageyama says. "He already doesn't like me."
"It's time for a water break," I announce. "I'm thirsty."
"You aren't even running," Kei says. "How are you thirsty?"
"I bet she's tired of your shit," Hinata says.
Yes, yes I did tell him to say that. Yes, I did that, you would do it to for a check.
"I'm not talking to you, be quiet," Kei says.
"Kei, you're looking pretty triggered right now," I say.
"I"m not," he shrugs. "I don't care what you do, I didn't want you in the basket anyway."
I hope he gets shot, deadass.
"Fine then, let's just back to running," I say hocking my arms behind Kageyama's neck.
"Uh... I thought we agreed on piggybacks," Kageyama says.
"Nope," I say. "Now carry me, peasant."
"If you two argue after don't blame me," he mutters.
"Hey," I say as they resume running. "How are you doing today Kei?"
"Why are you doing this?" he asks.
"Doing what?" I ask. "This way I can look at you, don't you wanna look at me?"
"Ew no," he cringes. "Why would I want to look at you?"
"Don't know," I say. "Maybe my face will distract you from the fact that Kageyama has to have his hands on the back of my thighs in order to carry me. But I don't really know."
"Water break," he says. "We're having another water break."
"Why Tsukishima, we just had one," Hinata says.
"I said we're having a water break," Kei says. "Or do you want me to ditch you guys in the sketchiest alley I can find?"
"That's a bit harsh," I say. "Don't you think?
"Kageyama, you can put her down now," He says.
"Oh it's fine," I say. "He can drink his water, I'm not in the way."
"Put Y/n down," he says.
"I don't want to be out down," I say.
"I wasn't asking you," he says.
"Fine," I sigh. "Thanks, Kageyama. And he's only putting me down because I want to be put down, not because you're telling."
"Yeah, whatever," Kei says. "Get in the basket."
"I don't want to," I say. "I'm too thick, I won't fit."
"I want you to get into the basket," he says. "Now come sit."
"Fine," I say squeezing myself into the basket. "Guess you guys can get back to running."
"Yeah, let's go," Hinata smiles.
I bet all my life savings that once those two get ahead of us, I'm gonna get scolded.
"Why so quiet now?" he asks. "You got what you wanted."
"I'm just thinking about how ugly you," I say. "That's all."
"Mhm," he leans over a bit. "Move your head, I can't see."
"Then sit up straight, you're tall remeber?" I ask. "Or maybe all your brain cells expired."
"My brain cells are perfectly fine. It's yours that are broken," he says. "What even goes through your head?"
"Nothing, I was being my normal self," I say. "Just daydreaming about boiled eggs and such."
"Don't do that again," he says.
"Do what?" I ask. "Flip you off?"
"You know," he says. "I know you're not that stupid."
"You're always jealous of Kageyama," I laugh. "It's so funny."
"Well no shit I'm gonna get jealous when someone else is touching you," he says. "So stop trying to piss me off."
"You admitted that you get jealous," I laugh again. "Tough Kei is gone."
"Shut up," he says. "Or else-"
"Or else what?" I ask. "What are you gonna do?"
"You're not untouchable," he says. "And sometimes you're stupid."
"I'm fully aware that I'm stupid," I laugh. "It's one of my best personality traits."
"You're not wearing makeup tomorrow," he says. "Understand?"
"You can't tell me what to do," I say. "I'm a bad bitch."
"Don't wear any," he says. "This could've been avoided."
"I'll do whatever I want," I scoff. "You don't make the rules."
"Fine, then do what you want," he laughs. "We'll see tomorrow."
Okay, looks like I didn't win this one.
All you ladies pop your pussy like this.
-Crouton