my friends from instagram (fifth harmony)

1.9 where normani is single

fp: 12/22/20

Camila wakes up with her face half smushed into the pillows, her glasses nowhere to be found, her phone on the floor, and her blanket tossed haphazardly over her body.

She quickly picks up her phone and scrolls through her notifications, some from Twitter, some from YouTube, a couple of random texts from Shawn about various guitar chords and some texts from the group chat.

It's been almost a month since she started in the group chat and it doesn't surprise her that the only texts she missed are banter between Normani and Dinah, something about some kind of makeup brand that Camila doesn't care about.

She also notices that Dinah mentioned something about sleeping over at Lauren's again, and she just laughs, those two are always together.

waakeme-up
good morning everyone

dinahjane97
it's not morning but sure

waakeme-up
it's morning for me

dinahjane97
mhm whatever

ssweet-dispositionn
Fun fact, Dinah kicks in her sleep sometimes

dinahjane97
fun fact, you've known this for years

waakeme-up
damn dinah you abuse lauren in her sleep

dinahjane97
no

ssweet-dispositionn
Yes

normani
good morningggg

dinahjane97
ew its you again

normani
ew its you again

ssweet-dispositionn
Both of you *it's

dinahjane97
lauren i'm not above murdering you

ssweet-dispositionn
After all we've been through?

dinahjane97
yeah

normani
yk what i don't think i want to meet y'all anymore

dinahjane97
well i don't want to meet you until you're single again anyway

normani
who said i wasn't?

dinahjane97
wait what

ssweet-dispositionn
???

waakeme-up
you guys broke up?

normani
i broke up w him last night after he ditched me at a party

normani
it's nbd he was an ass anyway

dinahjane97
okay highkey was joking before but now that you're single you wanna come over and 😏😏😏

normani
i would but like

normani
✨texas✨

waakeme-up
mani i swear if you come to florida just to have sex

normani
i mean i'd see y'all too ig

waakeme-up
oh nononononononono please no

waakeme-up
i'm awkward enough over text i'll just like pee myself in front of you guys or something

dinahjane97
well i don't think lauren's down for a threesome so sorry lo i'm meeting mani and you're not

ssweet-dispositionn
Well when you put it like that I definitely don't want to be there

dinahjane97
alright mani sounds like a date now get your ass over here to florida

normani
girl how the fuck

dinahjane97
idk you're smart think of something

normani
i'm not the one that skipped a grade

dinahjane97
girl i'm not top of the class or anything i was just a bored elementary schooler

normani
okay but you still SKIPPED A GRADE

dinahjane97
i'm so done w you

dinahjane97
lauren you wanna fuck again

ssweet-dispositionn
Not sober

dinahjane97
that wasn't a no

normani
what the hell just happened

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lol this was short

i need ideas please submit (i still don't know where to put ally in this i'm sorry)